Holy sh!t you mean computers on the internet have to COMMUNICATE with each other? What the hell is this? Who would've come up with such a strange thing? We all know the internet is this mysterious thing hovering in the sky that no one can see that has websites and servers and bandwidth and fibre optics all floating around inside of it.
Sheesh, computers needing a way to identify each other for communication. What a joke! Good thing this pop-up ad warned me of yet another Microsoft conspiracy!