The Missy Elliot song is the most annoying song EVER

psteng19

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and they play it over and over again, on every freakin' station!

I never liked her and her songs to begin with, but this song is crap.
It's not musically pleasing to the ears, and wtf is up with the lyrics?
Is it getting that hard to make lyrics rhyme, that she has to start singing gibberish (not referring to the "reverse it" portion, but the drummer boy tat tat tat BS, etc.).
 

Pastore

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There are currently 3 songs right now that are being played from missy elliot on my local station. I don't think they are annoying, just typical hip hop. I haven't heard any progression in hip hop over the past 3 years. Well, not in the mainstream stuff at least.


ra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta sex me so good you say blah blah blah
 

Kevin

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Are you talking about that one they play on Power 105.1 all the time?
 

BigSmooth

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I'd rather hear that song all the time as opposed to crap like "Sk8er Boi".
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isasir

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Here's the lyrics, for those interested.

{*scratching*} DJ please, pick up your phone
I'm on the request line {*scratching*}
This is a Missy Elliott one time exclusive
(C'mon, c'mon)

[Chorus]
Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
{*"I put my thing down, flip and reverse it" - backwards 2X*}
If you got a big [elephant], let me search ya
To find out how hard I gotta work ya
{*"I put my thing down, flip and reverse it" - backwards 2X*}

[Verse 1]
I'd like to get to know ya, so I can show ya
Put the p*ssy on ya, like I told ya
Gimme all your numbers so I can phone ya
Your girl acting stank than call me ov-ah
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my cho-cha
You do or you don't or you will or you won't cha
Go downtown and eat it like a vul-cha
See my hips and my tips don'tcha
See my ass and my lips don'tcha
Lost a few pounds in my whiffs for ya
This the kinda beat that go wa-ta-ta
Ra-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah
Work it! I need a glass of wat-ah
Boy oh boy its good to know ya

[repeat chorus]

[Verse 2]
If you're a fly gyal, get your nails done
Get a pedicure, get your hair did
Boy lift it up, lets make a toast-ah
Lets get drunk, its gon bring us clos-ah
Don't I look like a Halle Berry post-ah?
See dem Belvedere playin tricks on ya
Girlfriend wanna be like me nev-ah
You won't find a bitch that's even bett-ah
I make it hot as Las Vegas weath-ah
Listen up close while I take you backwards
{*"Watch the way Missy like to take it backwards" - backwards*}
I'm not a prostitute but I can give you whatchu want
I love your braids and your mouth full of funk
Love the way my ass ba-bump ba-bump bump
Keep your eyes on my ba-bump ba-bump bump
And think you can handle this ga-donk ga-donk donk
Take my thong off and my ass go boom
Cut the lights off so you see what I can do

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Boys, boys, all type of boys
Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys
{??} thanga thang, {??} thanga thang
Girls, girls, get that cash
If its 9 to 5 or shakin ya ass
Ain't no shame ladies, do your thang
Just make sure you ahead of tha game

Just cause I got a lot of fame sup-ah
Prince couldn't get me change my name papa
Kunta Kinte, enslave a game, no sir
Picture black sayin, "Oh yessuh massa"
Picture Lil' Kim dating a pastor
Minute man, big men can outlast ya
Who is the best? I don't have to ask ya
When I come out, you won't even matt-ah
Why you act dumb like ughhh, duh
So you act dumb like ughhh, duh
And the drummer boy go pa-rum pa-pum pum
Give ya some some some of this Cinnabon

[Chorus]

To my fellas, ooooh
Good God, I like the way you work that
{*scratching*}
To my ladies, woo
You sure know how to work that, good God
 

BillGates

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Get your hair did.

Nelly sucks too, I agree. I was one of the original haters of that chode.
 

Kev

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Originally posted by: TheEvil1
all her songs suck. and shes ugly

And someone should inform her that no matter how much liposuction she gets to her body, she will always have a dumb fat head with lips that take up half the surface area of her face.
 

Rkonster

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Originally posted by: bigsmooth
I'd rather hear that song all the time as opposed to crap like "Sk8er Boi".
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I agree. Sk8er Boi is one of the worst songs I have ever heard in my life.
 

NFS4

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"Don't I look like a Halle Berry post-ah?"

HELL F*&KING NO:|:disgust:
 

Nitemare

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It's not that bad...and plus it cut down the radio time of JHo's "Jenny on the block" so it can't be that bad.
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: Rkonster
Originally posted by: bigsmooth
I'd rather hear that song all the time as opposed to crap like "Sk8er Boi".
rolleye.gif

I agree. Sk8er Boi is one of the worst songs I have ever heard in my life.

Damn, Finally people who agree with me.
 

DigDug

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be brave and recognize that 98% of the crap on the radio isn't inspired music but cookie-cutter commodities. The Record Companies are one of the ugliest monsters in our market.


Edit: I suggest some of, just for a change, go to an indie record store (if you live near a college there is bound to be one), and ask them simply to point a few must-haves from different genres of music. Go as broad as you can. From instrumental hip-hop, Britpop, electronic, industrial, jazz, ambient, I dunno....and if that's too expensive, get the names of some of the bands and do a little kazaa. You'll be surprised that something will click with you and blow you away.
But remember, you also have to change the way you listen - be more open, let music grow on you. Music is like a relationships: if its an instant, intense enjoyment then it usually fades away fast too. The best music is the stuff that you slowly developed a taste and respect for. Those albums last forever!