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The Missing Cock- joke

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virtueixi

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The Missing Cock


The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Saturday night the cock went missing!

The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

Three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
 
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