The methods of French kissing

[GigaCluster]

I have never French-kissed anyone before. I do not understand how, physically. What are you supposed to do with your tongue? What is she supposed to do with hers? I just can't picture any "tongue-play" that would be sexy. Am I missing some critical aspect of this?

edit: and I acknowledge the irony of posting this question on tech forums.

edit 2: as much as I appreciate people trying to teach me how it should be done, that's not what I am looking for... I want you to tell me what's so good about it.

 

[badluck]

haha

 

[MacBaine]

This one post is the equivilent of you playing D&D for 15 hours straight, while watching a Star Trek marathon in your parent's basement.

teh Geek = yuo!

 

[notfred]

Why bother asking, is there something leading to believe that this: "I have never French-kissed anyone before" is going to change sometime soon?

Anyway, you'll figure it out when you have to... it's not difficult.

 

[rudeguy]

ummm...he isnt serious is he?

 

[KEV1N]

Ack... ack.. ack.

 

[GigaCluster]

I am fully serious, people.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

I think we have a winner for funniest/most ironic post of the day.

 

[loup garou]

Oh my god.

 

[Zugzwang152]

uh, find a girl who hasn't either, and then fool around for a while... either you'll find out or...well...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: GigaCluster
I am fully serious, people.

Quoted in case you decide to try to pull a "Skoorb Effect".

This is sad.

Really.

You're a loser.

I mean that.

Seriously.

...

Okay, I think I'm done with the abuse for a moment.

I don't think there's a way to learn other than by doing.

- M4H

 

[Mallow]

think of it as a tango between your two tounges!

 

[GigaCluster]

Hehe, folks, I am not trying to learn... I am trying to figure out what it is that so many find so appealing.

And MacBaine, I hope you don't mean that any homosexual person is a geek.

 

[brunswickite]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
This one post is the equivilent of you playing D&D for 15 hours straight, while watching a Star Trek marathon in your parent's basement.

teh Geek = yuo!

haha

 

[Zugzwang152]

yeah, it's just one of those things that feels good, you know, like when you rub your little weewee to pictures of Counselor Troi or Seven of Nine?

 

[Rent]

Originally posted by: GigaCluster
Hehe, folks, I am not trying to learn... I am trying to figure out what it is that so many find so appealing.

Go try it.

 

[rudeguy]

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[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: GigaCluster
Hehe, folks, I am not trying to learn... I am trying to figure out what it is that so many find so appealing.

"Those who know cannot explain it. Those who do not know cannot understand."
- MercenaryForHire

- M4H

 

[0roo0roo]

just pretend that your a dentist and go clean her teeth!!

 

[Spac3d]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
teh Geek = yuo!

Wow, you REALLY need a spell checker. Here you go.

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: GigaCluster
Hehe, folks, I am not trying to learn... I am trying to figure out what it is that so many find so appealing.

"Those who know cannot explain it. Those who do not know cannot understand."
- MercenaryForHire

- M4H

Thank you! The short and simple explanation!

 

[wfbberzerker]

just remember - end with a swirl.

 

[jOnaSan]

Originally posted by: GigaCluster
I just can't picture any "tongue-play" that would be sexy. Am I missing some critical aspect of this?

you've got issues, dude.

 

[Rudee]

GigaCluster, you've come to the wrong place for that kind of advise. The only action many ATOT'ers get is with their hand, whacking off to the airbrushed finger puppets featured in Maxim magazine.

 

[Muck]

Originally posted by: GigaCluster
Hehe, folks, I am not trying to learn... I am trying to figure out what it is that so many find so appealing.

Dude, it's sexy. Once you figure it out, it's like f*cking with your mouths.