The Matrix: Rejected

[Byte]

i dont know what spoilers you guys are talking about, i just got a big laugh out of it. It also has links to "news" which is also pretty stupid. You guys are analyzing this a little too much....

 

[kermalou]

Neo can move faster than sound, yet can't move blindingly through bullet time and simply disarm the security guards rather than slaughtering them? It looks like Neo learned his disarming techniques from George W. Bush.

 

[GermyBoy]

<FONT color=black>I'm dreaming of a whilte...cast?

Two actors were abruptly cut from the sequel cast before production ended, both <B>female minorities</B>. Coincidence?

Yes, it's a coincidence, as female minorities are...say it with me...ugly.</FONT> I mean, Morpheus looks cool...but honestly...

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

Originally posted by: Atlantean

Two actors were abruptly cut from the sequel cast before production ended, both female minorities. Coincidence?

Aaliyah and Gloria Foster were unceremonially dropped after shooting some scenes for the sequel. What's wrong, guys? They didn't test well with the predominantly white Matrix audiences?

Neither actress could be reached for comment.

hmm.... last time I checked Aaliyah died so couldn't really finish the production of the movie... come to think of it so did Gloria foster. The guy that wrote this needs to look at it again, or maybe he was trying to make some lame joke.

He was trying to make a joke. He failed. Horribly.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: GermyBoy
<FONT color=#008000><STRONG>I'm dreaming of a white... cast?</STRONG></FONT><FONT color=black>

Two actors were abruptly cut from the sequel cast before production ended, both <B>female minorities</B>. Coincidence?

Yes, it's a coincidence, as female minorities are...say it with me...ugly.</FONT>

keep it to yourself

 

[Xionide]

Alright i know this is just a joke, it is so obvious. But i am not sure if this might be actaully a spoiler

DO NOT SCROLL IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THE SPOILER

spectacular car chase. The loss of a crucial figure in the human resistance named "the Keymaster." A withering assault on the refuge city of Zion by a boiling swarm of sentinel droids. Neo screaming, holding Trinity's burned corpse. And then, cut to black.

Sounds like a spoiler to me if it is real. If not it still fvcks with your head.

 

[mrCide]

you guys are amazing, i've never seen so many people with no sense of humor in my life.

IT'S A JOKE PEOPLE, christ. get laid

did i mention how gullable you people are?

 

[Bignate603]

Neo can move faster than sound, yet can't move blindingly through bullet time and simply disarm the security guards rather than slaughtering them? It looks like Neo learned his disarming techniques from George W. Bush

Um, yeah...

 

[MJGunn]

Originally posted by: Xionide
GODAMIT that better not be the real endig that is posted in that thing. IT TELLS YOU EVERYTHING. godamit godami godamit

My thoughts exactly, next time I'll read the thread before clicking :| :|

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: MJGunn

Originally posted by: Xionide
GODAMIT that better not be the real endig that is posted in that thing. IT TELLS YOU EVERYTHING. godamit godami godamit

My thoughts exactly, next time I'll read the thread before clicking :| :|

Good thing I didnt read it. Its probably just (bad) satire.

 

[halik]

if that pile-o-crap is a joke, its really not funny...

if its meant seriously, i will need the 15 mins of my life back

 

[dfi]

Not funny. At all.

dfi

 

[LeeTJ]

humor for the young and stupid.

only someone young and stupid would find that funny. it wasn't clever, it wasn't original. it wasn't ironic, it wasn't sarcastic. it was just stupid.

 

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: Xionide
Alright i know this is just a joke, it is so obvious. But i am not sure if this might be actaully a spoiler

DO NOT SCROLL IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEE THE SPOILER

spectacular car chase. The loss of a crucial figure in the human resistance named "the Keymaster." A withering assault on the refuge city of Zion by a boiling swarm of sentinel droids. Neo screaming, holding Trinity's burned corpse. And then, cut to black.

Sounds like a spoiler to me if it is real. If not it still fvcks with your head.

You basically just described the trailer dumbas...