The Manual of Love

Toggle sidebar Toggle sidebar
S

Semidevil

Diamond Member
Apr 26, 2002
3,017
0
76
well, since 99.9% of the board is male, there wouldn't really be a flame war....but nice read.
 
D

Dofuss3000

Golden Member
Feb 10, 2001
1,600
0
0
Originally posted by: Semidevil
well, since 99.9% of the board is male, there wouldn't really be a flame war....but nice read.
Click to expand...

hehe, are you saying, basically, that only women will regect this?
 
G

Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
48,775
3
81
ct like you have no pride in yourself. Work out, dress well, and be popular. These are signs to a woman that you are without morals and that you want a woman and are a serious contender.
Click to expand...

Is it me or is that contradictory..either way it was ok. night
 
G

Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
48,775
3
81
BTW, a woman clearly wrtoe that. Pride and such were included to perpetuate the illusion but it is quite obvious.....although most of it is valid, the way in which it demands that a man think is quite petty.

 
G

Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
48,775
3
81
1. Don't assume a woman will initiate contact with you just because she finds you interesting. Any such contact would involve a conscious act on her part, involving the pain and disappointment associated with such acts, and this has historically proven to be too much to expect of women.

2. Treat a woman's feelings and thoughts as so trivial as to be non-existent. Women experience this as "being treated like a woman". You must be the one to initiate contact with her precisely because her feelings and thoughts are trivial. If she is dating another man tell her that he is useless and is no match for yourself. Tell her that she must have had a lapse of judgment.

3. Be subtle. Say one thing, but do another. A woman can perceive any kind of a lie as subtle, so this will make you seem more interesting.

4. Act like you have no pride in yourself. Work out, dress well, and be popular. These are signs to a woman that you are without morals and that you want a woman and are a serious contender.

5. Don't think of anything except sex in the first place and don't be too choosy. You need to go through quantity to find quality. You have nothing to lose except your pride and pride is only for losers.

Importantly if you show that you have high standards this will alienate women, because they know deep down that they are no different to all other women. If you have loved many women then any individual woman will feel as though you love her personally.

6. Behave like you find all women attractive and that all women find you attractive. Because a woman doesn't think for herself she will only find you of value if she thinks other women find you to be of value.

7. Act like you know what you are doing and use the time honoured ways of humiliation and diminution. Tell a woman that her dress is plain but her hair looks wonderful. Tell her that you're going to have to teach her how to dress and kiss properly.

8. When in doubt - make the move. Ask her out, kiss her, touch her, gently pull her hand and guide her into your bedroom. Women are waiting for you to give them a life. If you find yourself wondering if you should, chances are very good that she is wondering why you don't. This is a test of self-confidence that almost all women demand of men before they will take them seriously. If you think women have a mind of their own then women will think you are a fool.

9. Realize that rejection isn't that big a deal. If a woman rejects you it means no more than the wind wasn't blowing in the right direction at that particular time.

If you fear rejection you will make women feel as though they are actually making choices, and they will despise you for that. No woman wants to be made to feel that she could possibly make choices that have consequences.

Treat women like numbers. Proposition three women and you will get one acceptance. Women feel honoured if you treat them in this easy-going manner.

10. As far as women are concerned words are for romance and deception. So NEVER, EVER, ask a girl to kiss her, etc. Listen carefully to a woman, but never believe anything she says. Rather, interpret what she says according to what you know of her.

Women are physical rather than intellectual creatures, so rather than telling a woman you love her you should move your hand directly to her crotch.

11. Agree thoroughly with the goals of feminism - especially the central ones - whatever they happen to be at the time. In fact you should agree with what any woman has ever said on any subject. But whatever you do you should never change the way you actually treat women or you will be in danger of becoming a saint - and a saint is a joke as far as a woman is concerned. By all means tell a woman she is extremely intelligent and courageous, but be sure to treat her like she is no different to any other woman - with no will of her own and whose thoughts and feelings are totally inconsequential.

Never expect women to actively do anything at all, no matter how much they claim to want self-determination. Always remember: "Wait for a woman to come to you and you can always be sure of receiving an invitation to her wedding."
Click to expand...

damn that is cruel.
 
H

Hyperblaze

Lifer
May 31, 2001
10,027
1
81
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
1. Don't assume a woman will initiate contact with you just because she finds you interesting. Any such contact would involve a conscious act on her part, involving the pain and disappointment associated with such acts, and this has historically proven to be too much to expect of women.

2. Treat a woman's feelings and thoughts as so trivial as to be non-existent. Women experience this as "being treated like a woman". You must be the one to initiate contact with her precisely because her feelings and thoughts are trivial. If she is dating another man tell her that he is useless and is no match for yourself. Tell her that she must have had a lapse of judgment.

3. Be subtle. Say one thing, but do another. A woman can perceive any kind of a lie as subtle, so this will make you seem more interesting.

4. Act like you have no pride in yourself. Work out, dress well, and be popular. These are signs to a woman that you are without morals and that you want a woman and are a serious contender.

5. Don't think of anything except sex in the first place and don't be too choosy. You need to go through quantity to find quality. You have nothing to lose except your pride and pride is only for losers.

Importantly if you show that you have high standards this will alienate women, because they know deep down that they are no different to all other women. If you have loved many women then any individual woman will feel as though you love her personally.

6. Behave like you find all women attractive and that all women find you attractive. Because a woman doesn't think for herself she will only find you of value if she thinks other women find you to be of value.

7. Act like you know what you are doing and use the time honoured ways of humiliation and diminution. Tell a woman that her dress is plain but her hair looks wonderful. Tell her that you're going to have to teach her how to dress and kiss properly.

8. When in doubt - make the move. Ask her out, kiss her, touch her, gently pull her hand and guide her into your bedroom. Women are waiting for you to give them a life. If you find yourself wondering if you should, chances are very good that she is wondering why you don't. This is a test of self-confidence that almost all women demand of men before they will take them seriously. If you think women have a mind of their own then women will think you are a fool.

9. Realize that rejection isn't that big a deal. If a woman rejects you it means no more than the wind wasn't blowing in the right direction at that particular time.

If you fear rejection you will make women feel as though they are actually making choices, and they will despise you for that. No woman wants to be made to feel that she could possibly make choices that have consequences.

Treat women like numbers. Proposition three women and you will get one acceptance. Women feel honoured if you treat them in this easy-going manner.

10. As far as women are concerned words are for romance and deception. So NEVER, EVER, ask a girl to kiss her, etc. Listen carefully to a woman, but never believe anything she says. Rather, interpret what she says according to what you know of her.

Women are physical rather than intellectual creatures, so rather than telling a woman you love her you should move your hand directly to her crotch.

11. Agree thoroughly with the goals of feminism - especially the central ones - whatever they happen to be at the time. In fact you should agree with what any woman has ever said on any subject. But whatever you do you should never change the way you actually treat women or you will be in danger of becoming a saint - and a saint is a joke as far as a woman is concerned. By all means tell a woman she is extremely intelligent and courageous, but be sure to treat her like she is no different to any other woman - with no will of her own and whose thoughts and feelings are totally inconsequential.

Never expect women to actively do anything at all, no matter how much they claim to want self-determination. Always remember: "Wait for a woman to come to you and you can always be sure of receiving an invitation to her wedding."
Click to expand...

I completely agree. This has to be written by a women. It makes absolutely no logical sense

/me puts on abestos garments
 
G

Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
48,775
3
81
Originally posted by: Jero

I completely agree. This has to be written by a women. It makes absolutely no logical sense

/me puts on abestos garments
Click to expand...

It isn't so much that it doesn't make sense, but that it makes such incredulous demands, the likes of which no sane man would ever recommend.
 
H

Hyperblaze

Lifer
May 31, 2001
10,027
1
81
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: Jero

I completely agree. This has to be written by a women. It makes absolutely no logical sense

/me puts on abestos garments
Click to expand...

It isn't so much that it doesn't make sense, but that it makes such incredulous demands, the likes of which no sane man would ever recommend.
Click to expand...

Name one woman out there completely satisified by her boyfriend/husband?

it just doesn't happen. always something for her to be not happy about.
 
H

Hyperblaze

Lifer
May 31, 2001
10,027
1
81
Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
yeah, written by an angry woman who thinks she understands guys and is better than guys
Click to expand...

did you not know, women are always superior to men? at least that's what they keep telling me :p
 
N

n0cmonkey

Elite Member
Jun 10, 2001
42,936
1
0
:laugh:

I've followed that advice, and it's worked. I've not followed that advice and it's been a lot better. Just depends on what you're looking for.
 
G

Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
48,775
3
81
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
yeah, written by an angry woman who thinks she understands guys and is better than guys
Click to expand...

did you not know, women are always superior to men? at least that's what they keep telling me :p
Click to expand...

Yeah...and we jsut keep slapping them...nothing ever materializes out of it though ;)
 
G

Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
48,775
3
81
Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
:laugh:

I've followed that advice, and it's worked. I've not followed that advice and it's been a lot better. Just depends on what you're looking for.
Click to expand...

That's the jist of it.....it WILL work, but you are setting yourself up for an empty relationship full of just sex and more sex...


hmmmmm......maybe I thought about this all wrong.....
 
H

Hyperblaze

Lifer
May 31, 2001
10,027
1
81
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: Jero
Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
yeah, written by an angry woman who thinks she understands guys and is better than guys
Click to expand...

did you not know, women are always superior to men? at least that's what they keep telling me :p
Click to expand...

Yeah...and we jsut keep slapping them...nothing ever materializes out of it though ;)
Click to expand...

Although, when they give us puppy dog eyes or a pout, it's awfully hard to resist them

 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

COMPANY
RESOURCES
FOLLOW
Top Bottom