The Man Who Needs a Job...(NOT a Brutuskend Joke)

[MainFramed]

One day this guy is poor as fricking a so he looks in the paper for a job. He see's the Local Zoo needs some help. So he drives out there and ask the people working @ the zoo "i really need a job, can you guys help me?" so the manager ask "is there anything your good at?" "computers, im really good at computers" he replys. The manger tells him that there a ZOO and they dont really need computer help, however he tells him that there is one job available..."last week are tiger died, if you'd like you could dress up in our special tiger suit and act like the tiger" "NO WAY! that would be horriable" He is imeditatley turned off and says no, finnaly after awhile he is so cash broke he gives in.

The first week he feels so guilty tricking people, they all look at him in the cage "OOOO its the tiger"
The 2nd week he gets a little more comfertable and decideds to drink through the suit and eveybody gets super excited "OOOOO look at the tiger!!!"

The 3rd week he is even more comfertable with his job. And this suit he is in, is not no ordnairy suit...he can use his special claws to climb up trees and stuff. So he deciedes that he's gonna climb up on this tree and jump onto a branch, well everyone is like "WOW look at the tiger!!!!" He jumps, swings and falls into a lion cage next to him, right away he screems "HELP!! IM NOT REALLY A TIGER, IM HUMAN HELP ME!!" The Lion jumps on him and says "STFU before we all lose are job!!"

😀



sorry about grammar, just typed that whole thing myself 😛

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: MainFramed
sorry about grammar, just typed that whole thing myself 😛

So what you meant to say was: Sorry, but home schooling is not as beneficial as people think.

 

[her209]

😀

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: MainFramed
sorry about grammar, just typed that whole thing myself 😛

So what you meant to say was: Sorry, but home schooling is not as beneficial as people think.

no more like im lazy, and dont care about grammar at the moment...

 

[Brutuskend]

I liked it.

Even if it WASN'T mine! 😉

 

[Argo]

Dude no offense but I can put together more coherent sentences just by randomly hitting keys on my keyboard.

 

[Savarak]

Ok, I've seen that exact joke in an old Archie comic book! Except that Archie was dressed as a Monkey, and when he got his head stuck between the cage bars next to a lion due to a badly placed swing off a branch, he cries out for help as the lion approaches.... then his "enemy" Reggie, appears in the middle of the lion's mouth and tells him to shut up.

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: MainFramed
sorry about grammar, just typed that whole thing myself 😛

So what you meant to say was: Sorry, but home schooling is not as beneficial as people think.

All the home schooled people I know have language skills superior to that of the general public.

Viper GTS

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: MainFramed
sorry about grammar, just typed that whole thing myself 😛

So what you meant to say was: Sorry, but home schooling is not as beneficial as people think.

All the home schooled people I know have language skills superior to that of the general public.

Viper GTS

I apolgize for not using those superior language skills, when im on AnandTech....I dont really pay attention nor do I try to impress all of you with grammar, or vocabulary.

 

[prodigy]

😀

 

[human2k]

Originally posted by: her209
😀

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

All the home schooled people I know have language skills superior to that of the general public.

Viper GTS

Yourself included?

Isn't it supposed to be "home-schooled"?

😛

 

[XZeroII]

lol

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: ATLien247

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

All the home schooled people I know have language skills superior to that of the general public.

Viper GTS

Yourself included?

Isn't it supposed to be "home-schooled"?

😛

its homeschooled, or home school (either is fine 😉 )

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: MainFramed

its homeschooled, or home school (either is fine 😉 )

I was taught (in public school, I might add) to hyphenate compound modifiers that precede the noun in a sentence. I suppose you could write it as just one word, but it looks odd to me....

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: ATLien247

Originally posted by: MainFramed

its homeschooled, or home school (either is fine 😉 )

I was taught (in public school, I might add) to hyphenate compound modifiers that precede the noun in a sentence. I suppose you could write it as just one word, but it looks odd to me....

well as odd as it may be it is correct

 

[dquan97]

pretty funny nevertheless