The make fun of someone Thread

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: Staley8
Weezergirl, Encryptic, Fausto1, and Conjur are all sooo funny, they seem like great people.............for me to POOP ON!!!

Didn't they kick you out of the FS/FT forum for posting a WTB about windows ME last week?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Encryptic:

Quit spraying spittle and train yourself to shut the f*ck up
and look me in the eye when I grab you by the neck.

Now, look, boy. I grew up with blowhards. I've worked with
blowhards all my life; I must regularly socialize with
blowhards; and when I die, odds are I'll be buried by blowhards.

I know blowhards, Encryptic, and you're no blowhard.

You could work all your life and still not make
it to blowhard junior grade. If Norman Schwartzkopf pinned a tin star
on your tie and made you deputy blowhard the tack would fall
out the first time you bent over to drool on your shoes. You
couldn't even be a substitute blowhard; you couldn't fill in
for five minutes while the regular blowhard was in the bathroom
picking the pubic hair out of his teeth.

What are you? You're nothing. You're empty air; you have not
the substance or character of a puffball. You could no more be
a blowhard than the clouds turn to butter and fall from the sky.

Your only dignity you find in pesthood. You have the clotted
smugness of a mosquito fed to bursting off a corpse in a ditch.
It is not much, but it becomes you. Far be it from me to deny
a man his ambitions. If whining is your only pen to mark the
world, then by all means write your name in bold.

But write it elsewhere. You've been the wad of chewing gum
stuck to the underside of this forum for as long as I know,
and in all that time I cannot remember being amused by your
words even once. Not once. You are constantly, gratingly,
abominably dull.

Yes. Yes, Encryptic, you are boring. You are more boring than
sand. You are more boring than bricks; if you stood still in
San Francisco the building inspectors would garb you in
unreinforced-masonry citations. You are more boring even than
that little brown lizard, the basilisk of old; it is a wonder
that all who see you do not turn instantly to stone. You are
just, plain, f*cking, boring.

I hope this comes as no surprise to you. God forbid you
discover your insipidity in one great gout of truth; it is a
pox that must be diagnosed as slowly as it heals. Perhaps you
don't know it, in which case the gods have pity on you; perhaps
you do, in which case you're just a common or garden asshole.

Or at least that's my opinion. And though I'm no arbiter of
the heavens I have never heard anyone speak your name without a
sort of slight frown, as of a beetle discovered in cheese. If
you're a caper anyone ordered in his soup, let him speak now.

Yes. Anyone? Is there a subtlety in Encryptic that I have
lost, a secret grace in his flounderings? Has my bile draped a
drab curtain over the jewels in his heart? Is he a prize, a
man of wit and taste, a pearl in the mud? Is there any gold at
all in his pyrite?

Tell me, someone, or I'll assume the worst.

Which is bad; but not so bad. Fear not our ire.
There are many of your kind in the world, perhaps many more
than ours.

But this is not your rock to hide under. The itch in your
spiracles is no phantom pox; you are not at home here. No matter
how deep you burrow our mud will never be yours. Stop trying.

You pollute this place. You cast your sh*t upon the waters and
drive away the fish. Go forth and find your own. Go, go, go.
Set your feet adance; make haste; get thee gone.

And don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

Love,
Fausto




Now, FVCK OFF.

Damn, I remember that thread. One of the best flames ever...

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Encryptic


Too bad my mom only does it out of pity because you have such a small pee-pee.

Whoa...is that why? There must be a lot of other guys with small weiners then because there was a line around the block to see her.

:Q

Nah...that was just the local NAMBLA chapter waiting for you outside.

National Association of Men Blown by Lesbian Amazons? Yep, that would be them as I'm the Executive Director.

Too bad neither you or any of the members are qualified for that organization, except in your dreams.

At least we can have wet dreams. You have to take Viagra at night to have one!

You know what they say about counting sheep to go to sleep? You took it a few steps further to dreaming about boinking sheep.

Encryptic:

Quit spraying spittle and train yourself to shut the f*ck up
and look me in the eye when I grab you by the neck.

Now, look, boy. I grew up with blowhards. I've worked with
blowhards all my life; I must regularly socialize with
blowhards; and when I die, odds are I'll be buried by blowhards.

I know blowhards, Encryptic, and you're no blowhard.

You could work all your life and still not make
it to blowhard junior grade. If Norman Schwartzkopf pinned a tin star
on your tie and made you deputy blowhard the tack would fall
out the first time you bent over to drool on your shoes. You
couldn't even be a substitute blowhard; you couldn't fill in
for five minutes while the regular blowhard was in the bathroom
picking the pubic hair out of his teeth.

What are you? You're nothing. You're empty air; you have not
the substance or character of a puffball. You could no more be
a blowhard than the clouds turn to butter and fall from the sky.

Your only dignity you find in pesthood. You have the clotted
smugness of a mosquito fed to bursting off a corpse in a ditch.
It is not much, but it becomes you. Far be it from me to deny
a man his ambitions. If whining is your only pen to mark the
world, then by all means write your name in bold.

But write it elsewhere. You've been the wad of chewing gum
stuck to the underside of this forum for as long as I know,
and in all that time I cannot remember being amused by your
words even once. Not once. You are constantly, gratingly,
abominably dull.

Yes. Yes, Encryptic, you are boring. You are more boring than
sand. You are more boring than bricks; if you stood still in
San Francisco the building inspectors would garb you in
unreinforced-masonry citations. You are more boring even than
that little brown lizard, the basilisk of old; it is a wonder
that all who see you do not turn instantly to stone. You are
just, plain, f*cking, boring.

I hope this comes as no surprise to you. God forbid you
discover your insipidity in one great gout of truth; it is a
pox that must be diagnosed as slowly as it heals. Perhaps you
don't know it, in which case the gods have pity on you; perhaps
you do, in which case you're just a common or garden asshole.

Or at least that's my opinion. And though I'm no arbiter of
the heavens I have never heard anyone speak your name without a
sort of slight frown, as of a beetle discovered in cheese. If
you're a caper anyone ordered in his soup, let him speak now.

Yes. Anyone? Is there a subtlety in Encryptic that I have
lost, a secret grace in his flounderings? Has my bile draped a
drab curtain over the jewels in his heart? Is he a prize, a
man of wit and taste, a pearl in the mud? Is there any gold at
all in his pyrite?

Tell me, someone, or I'll assume the worst.

Which is bad; but not so bad. Fear not our ire.
There are many of your kind in the world, perhaps many more
than ours.

But this is not your rock to hide under. The itch in your
spiracles is no phantom pox; you are not at home here. No matter
how deep you burrow our mud will never be yours. Stop trying.

You pollute this place. You cast your sh*t upon the waters and
drive away the fish. Go forth and find your own. Go, go, go.
Set your feet adance; make haste; get thee gone.

And don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

Love,
Fausto




Now, FVCK OFF.

Damn, I remember that thread. One of the best flames ever...

I couldn't resist.

 

[Ulfwald]

You so fat if your wore an X-files tshirt pilots would try to land helicopters on you.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
You so fat if your wore an X-files tshirt pilots would try to land helicopters on you.

You're so fat, that in order to have sex, someone has to slap your thigh and ride the waves in.

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK

Originally posted by: Staley8
Weezergirl, Encryptic, Fausto1, and Conjur are all sooo funny, they seem like great people.............for me to POOP ON!!!

Didn't they kick you out of the FS/FT forum for posting a WTB about windows ME last week?

LOL...funny post actually, and yes it was me enquiring about WindowsME, your mama told me she wanted me to install it on her PC while she is recovering between our sessions of hardcore sex.

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
You so fat if your wore an X-files tshirt pilots would try to land helicopters on you.

Freud would say this shows your hidden desire for bestiality.


I say you're trying to share a first hand experiance.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
You so fat if your wore an X-files tshirt pilots would try to land helicopters on you.

Freud would say this shows your hidden desire for bestiality.


I say you're trying to share a first hand experiance.

Too bad the only "first hand" experiences you have are with your own hand.

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: DaiShan

Originally posted by: Staley8
Weezergirl, Encryptic, Fausto1, and Conjur are all sooo funny, they seem like great people.............for me to POOP ON!!!

real witty dumbass

Hey DaiShan, the jerk store called an they're running out of you.....jerk

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: Staley8

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK

Originally posted by: Staley8
Weezergirl, Encryptic, Fausto1, and Conjur are all sooo funny, they seem like great people.............for me to POOP ON!!!

Didn't they kick you out of the FS/FT forum for posting a WTB about windows ME last week?

LOL...funny post actually, and yes it was me enquiring about WindowsME, your mama told me she wanted me to install it on her PC while she is recovering between our sessions of hardcore sex.

Gross man, you must be hard up for some action, considering my moms 92. Next time turn on the light and you'll relize you're banging you're really banging your brother.

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
You so fat if your wore an X-files tshirt pilots would try to land helicopters on you.

Freud would say this shows your hidden desire for bestiality.


I say you're trying to share a first hand experiance.

Too bad the only "first hand" experiences you have are with your own hand.

Actualy it was with you're girlfriend's hand. She wanted more, but dayyyum, thats some ugly woman.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
You so fat if your wore an X-files tshirt pilots would try to land helicopters on you.

Freud would say this shows your hidden desire for bestiality.


I say you're trying to share a first hand experiance.

Too bad the only "first hand" experiences you have are with your own hand.

Whatever, Mr. "I ended up in the ER with a dislocated neck after trying to fellate myself"

 

[Ulfwald]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
You so fat if your wore an X-files tshirt pilots would try to land helicopters on you.

You're so fat, that in order to have sex, someone has to slap your thigh and ride the waves in.

You just mad because I could have been your daddy, but your momma couldn't make change for a $5.00

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
You so fat if your wore an X-files tshirt pilots would try to land helicopters on you.

You're so fat, that in order to have sex, someone has to slap your thigh and ride the waves in.

You just mad because I could have been your daddy, but your momma couldn't make change for a $5.00

Actualy his momma couldn't count to 5.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK

Originally posted by: Ulfwald

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
You so fat if your wore an X-files tshirt pilots would try to land helicopters on you.

You're so fat, that in order to have sex, someone has to slap your thigh and ride the waves in.

You just mad because I could have been your daddy, but your momma couldn't make change for a $5.00

Actualy his momma couldn't count to 5.

That's because his momma *is* 5! :Q

BTW, that was a good one, son

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK

Originally posted by: Ulfwald

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
You so fat if your wore an X-files tshirt pilots would try to land helicopters on you.

You're so fat, that in order to have sex, someone has to slap your thigh and ride the waves in.

You just mad because I could have been your daddy, but your momma couldn't make change for a $5.00

Actualy his momma couldn't count to 5.

My mom couldn't count to 5 using the length of your dick. She was only able to count up to .0000000001 with that.

 

[nmcglennon]

I am dumb.

Oh wait, make fun of someone else

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: nmcglennon
I am dumb.

Oh wait, make fun of someone else

Oh...stop answering those voices in your head.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: nmcglennon
I am dumb.

Oh wait, make fun of someone else

I'd make fun of you, but you're doing a great job already.

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK

Originally posted by: Ulfwald

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
You so fat if your wore an X-files tshirt pilots would try to land helicopters on you.

You're so fat, that in order to have sex, someone has to slap your thigh and ride the waves in.

You just mad because I could have been your daddy, but your momma couldn't make change for a $5.00

Actualy his momma couldn't count to 5.

My mom couldn't count to 5 using the length of your dick. She was only able to count up to .0000000001 with that.

Yeah, you're right, she couldn't count past .0000000001 with it becuase the rest was in your mouth. (that was a good one, took me a min to think of something to say back)

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: nmcglennon
I am dumb.

Oh wait, make fun of someone else

Wow, you suck at making fun of yourself. I won't make fun of you because i dont pick on teh handicapable.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK

Originally posted by: nmcglennon
I am dumb.

Oh wait, make fun of someone else

Wow, you suck at making fun of yourself. I won't make fun of you because i dont pick on teh handicapable.

Why? Because you're even more retarded than he is? Judging from your spelling, I'd say that's a good guess.

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Staley8
Weezergirl, Encryptic, Fausto1, and Conjur are all sooo funny, they seem like great people.............for me to POOP ON!!!

"Next on Jerry Springer: Staley8 confesses his love for scat play."

That's right before the segment where you attack me on the show after finding out I've been engaging in heated bouts of skanko-roman wrestling with your gf/wife.

 

[MegaloManiaK]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: MegaloManiaK

Originally posted by: nmcglennon
I am dumb.

Oh wait, make fun of someone else

Wow, you suck at making fun of yourself. I won't make fun of you because i dont pick on teh handicapable.

Why? Because you're even more retarded than he is? Judging from your spelling, I'd say that's a good guess.

Warning, dumbass alert, the above was misspelled on purpose, next time ill remember to send you a letter when im going to be sarcastic. So what is the zip code for nmcglennon's ass???

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Staley8

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Staley8
Weezergirl, Encryptic, Fausto1, and Conjur are all sooo funny, they seem like great people.............for me to POOP ON!!!

"Next on Jerry Springer: Staley8 confesses his love for scat play."

That's right before the segment where you attack me on the show after finding out I've been engaging in heated bouts of skanko-roman wrestling with your gf/wife.

And then, afterward, you go and give yourself a golden shower, right?