The "Lost" best lines thread.

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Ben after shooting Caesar: "Consider that my apology."

Hurleys mom: Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Jack to Ben (when they were on Algira Airline) Jack says "how can you read" and Ben says "my mother taught me".

Sawyer: So, are you screwing Jack Yet?
Juliet: No...are you?

Lapidus on the plane: "We're not going to Guam, are we?"

Miles: "I'll be at the food court..."

MILES: How stupid do you think I am? JACK: I don't know Miles how stupid are you?

LOCKE (to Ben) Mind if I ask you a question? BEN: I'm a Pisces

Hurley to Jack: "He sorta just appears like Obi-Won"

Hurley: "Dude, you got some Arzt on you"

Miles: "Well, Hurley's become our leader, it's all good."

Sawyer: No offence, but you already died, so it’s great that this is not a big deal for you. But-- if you think I’m climbing down there first, you are off your damned diet

Hurley to Jacob : "I just lied to a Samurai"

Hurley: I don't remember you from the dock where you put bags on our heads after you shocked us.
Juliet: I had the day off.

After a swarm of Bees chases Jack, Kate, Charlie and Locke thru the jungle and back to the caves; Charlie comes walking up to a shirtless Jack and Kate standing in her bra.
Charlie handing the blouse to Kate: "Found this in the jungle"
Kate: "It was full of Bees"
Charlie: "I would have guessed C's"

Charli (to Echo): You climb it! What if I don't? You gonna beat me with your Jesus-stick?! I find it a little odd that your scripture-stick has dried blood on it!

Echo: Charlie, do you know --how they got the hatch open.
Charlie: No, but if you hum a few bars I could probably play it.

Jacob: I died an hour ago.
Hurley: Sorry dude, that sucks.
 
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Miramonti

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After a swarm of Bees chases Jack, Kate, Charlie and Locke thru the jungle and back to the caves; Charlie comes walking up to a shirtless Jack and Kate standing in her bra.
Charlie handing the blouse to Kate: "Found this in the jungle"
Kate: "It was full of Bees"
Charlie: "I would have guessed C's"

lol :D

I remember most of those, but usually there's plenty of drama so the one-liners sort of get skipped over without a chuckle.
 

foghorn67

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Locke: "I'd say I hope that box is big enough to imagine yourself up a new submarine."

Ben: "Did those rabbits have tags on them?"
 

Demo24

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In the last Lost, Hurley to Richard: You've looked the same for like 30 years...are you some kind of cyborg? :)
 

slayer202

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there are probably a hundred great lines. I had one in mind coming into the thread but forgot after i read yours lol
 

destrekor

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Even the most serious and/or drama-filled episodes tend to always have a least one or two good quips here and there. And I always chuckle.
 

KeithTalent

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Jack: And the other people on this plane, what's gonna happen to them?
Ben: Who cares.

Loved that one. Ben's the best. :awe:

KT
 

nageov3t

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LOCKE: Why are you on this island?
SAWYER: I'm on this island because my plane crashed. Because my raft blew up. Because the helicopter I was on was ridin' one too heavy.
LOCKE: That's not why you're here. And if you come with me, I can prove it.
SAWYER: Well, I guess I better put some pants on.
 

Demo24

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LOCKE: Why are you on this island?
SAWYER: I'm on this island because my plane crashed. Because my raft blew up. Because the helicopter I was on was ridin' one too heavy.
LOCKE: That's not why you're here. And if you come with me, I can prove it.
SAWYER: Well, I guess I better put some pants on.

Lol, that had me laughing pretty good watching him deliver that line. :D
 

TridenT

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Man! It's been too long since I've watched the previous seasons! I don't remember a lot of these lines, heh.

And boy, the actors look WAAYYY different now than before! Sayid sounds different too.