Originally posted by: Eli
The local mountain dew bottler here in Portland Oregon has some workers that are on crack or something.
Every god-damn fscking time I've bought a 12 pack of Mt. Dew in the last.. 6.. 8? months, it has been flat.
Each time, I go to the store and debate whether to get Mt. Dew or not. Maybe they've fixed the problem, I think. But nooooooooo.
It makes me sooooo mad. Each time, I've wanted to call Pepsi and be like "SEND ME FREE PRODUCTS BITCHES".
Do it, they usually will.