The "List" and the "Count."

[highland145]

Get rid of the 1st and the second will correct itself. The "boys" belong in the sack, not in an undersized clutch.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list


https://www.foxnews.com/health/men-seeing-drastic-drop-in-sperm-count-study-claims


And get off the damned soy. :colbert;

 

[IronWing]

Her rules lost all legitimacy when she neglected the apostrophe in the first rule. Therefore her partner is allowed to ignore the whole list and bang everyone named on the list.

 

[highland145]

Her rules lost all legitimacy when she neglected the apostrophe in the first rule. Therefore her partner is allowed to ignore the whole list and bang everyone named on the list.

The guys or the categories? I'll pass on the guys but single girls....that's a good category.

So says my pre-married self.

 

[IronWing]

The guys or the categories? I'll pass on the guys but single girls....that's a good category.

So says my pre-married self.

We don't know that her partner is a boy but either way (dozens of ways these days?) I'd pass on the boys as well.

 

[highland145]

We don't know that her partner is a boy but either way (dozens of ways these days?) I'd pass on the boys as well.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

https://www.foxnews.com/health/men-seeing-drastic-drop-in-sperm-count-study-claims

But when I try to leave some on the bus so that the other passengers can partake of my abundance they act like I'm the bad guy.

 

[highland145]

But when I try to leave some on the bus so that the other passengers can partake of my abundance they act like I'm the bad guy.

They just don't appreciate it in their hair. Try a baggie next time.

 

[IronWing]

 

[highland145]

Mulatto? That's not a gender...is it?

 

[IronWing]

Mulatto? That's not a gender...is it?

On my way to making that I found this, which is indescribably awesome.

 

[BarkingGhostar]

I see this as a good thing in that unwanted and unplanned for children will benefit from this less-likely to get knocked up scenario.

 

[IronWing]

The gender fluid symbols look like gender hurricanes. That might be apt.

 

[Thebobo]

Does this include the ones locked up in the shed buried on one's back yard?

 

[highland145]

Does this include the ones locked up in the shed buried on one's back yard?

The girl that wrote the list needs some time in the shed, imo.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

They just don't appreciate it in their hair. Try a baggie next time.

If I can't aim for the back of the head of a person talking loudly on their phone that takes a lot of the fun out of it.

 

[ImpulsE69]

No amount of rules is going to fix that woman's insecurities and paranoia and lack of reality. Any relationship she might actually get in is destined for dooooooom. Now, assume he cheated on her, and this is her kneejerk taking him back clause...it's still destined to die a quick and painful death.