The limp noodle strikes again

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: PSYWVic

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
UberStud

Help it's fallen and it can't get up!!

Think of it as Natures way of making sure weak pukes like you do not procreate.

Why aren't you banned? :disgust:

huh?

-=bmacd=-

 

[Alphathree33]

I suppose everyone's different but I have trouble keeping it...err... in check.... even just being close to a warm blooded girl. hehe

 

[Red Dawn]

suppose everyone's different but I have trouble keeping it...err... in check.... even just being close to a warm blooded girl. hehe

Kind of like a heat seeking missile!

 

[minendo]

Damn you missed another chance to possibly impregnate another chick. I was really looking forward to another pregnant chick thread from you.

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Why aren't you banned?

Are you upset because I make fun of some dude who has posted pics of his sexual conquests in the past? Are you upset because I scoff at those who post here about their sexual inadequicies? Good!

Hmm... didn't know he posted pics in the past. :Q

Nor do I care about his sexual inadequacies or experiences.

edit: decided not to hijack an already lameass thread even for a well deserved flame

 

[Red Dawn]

It's one thing to post something against some idiot every once and a while, but negative posting is like your mission in life, Red Dawn,

I'm sorry, please forgive me.

and that (to me) suggests some inadequacy on YOUR part.

Well excuse me Dr. Dweeb, I didn't know you had a degree in Cyber Psychology.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: minendo
Damn you missed another chance to possibly impregnate another chick. I was really looking forward to another pregnant chick thread from you.

hahaha,Minendo,you kill me sometimes

 

[UberDave]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Grow a pair, that might help!

Grow a pair? I don't have a problem with size down there, trust me. So stfu you a$$hole. Leave it up to you to always come down on people in these forums. I'm getting sick of it. The thread was fine with suggestions and help but then your bitchass comes in and messages your little "online crew" because you've got nothing else better to do than hassle me. Go wank off somewhere else.

 

[thereds]

Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Lacking Viagra, I suggest some Wellbutrin. Some nasty side effects but you'll be stiff as a board for hours.
Just don't expect to "finish" without a LOT of work.

what are the 'nasty' side effects?

 

[Red Dawn]

Limpy:
Leave it up to you to always come down on people in these forums. I'm getting sick of it.

Well then stop being such an idiot. It's your idiot posts that give us so much material to work with.

Limpy:
The thread was fine with suggestions and help but then your bitchass comes in and messages your little "online crew" because you've got nothing else better to do than hassle me. Go wank off somewhere else.

This thread was a blatant rip off of another who posted about the same problem yesterday (or the day before) Knowing you I wouldn't doubt if this was a feeble attempt by you to try and convince others that a girl might actually be interested in you. What you forget PF is that we've seen your picture and I doubt that even Jerboy would be interested.

BTW, what did your father say when he got his CC Statement with the Charge for the Hooker on it?

What's next, a thread about problem with your bowel movements?

 

[Maleficus]

if anyone else made the posts you did that weren't in the inner circle of people on this forum RD they would be banned i think thats what PSYWvic was saying and i pretty much agree, we're sure you dont care because your mr high and mighty though.

I just dont understand why you feel the need to be such a bitch to people. you always always complain about pimple faced dweeb teenagers it seems to be both your favorite topic of conversation and most hated subject.

An occasional well deserved comment or something i can understand but you are always sticking your face in other peoples with really nothing constructive to say.

 

[Red Dawn]

if anyone else made the posts you did that weren't in the inner circle of people on this forum RD they would be banned

That's BS, they would be Forum Favorites

 

[UberDave]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Leave it up to you to always come down on people in these forums. I'm getting sick of it.

Well then stop being such an idiot. It's your idiot posts that give us so much material to work with.

The thread was fine with suggestions and help but then your bitchass comes in and messages your little "online crew" because you've got nothing else better to do than hassle me. Go wank off somewhere else.

This thread was a blatant rip off of another who posted about the same problem yesterday (or the day before) Knowing you I wouldn't doubt if this was a feeble attempt by you to try and convince others that a girl might actually be interested in you. What you forget PF is that we've seen your picture and I doubt that even Jerboy would be interested.

BTW, what did your father say when he got his CC Statement with the Charge for the Hooker on it?

What's next, a thread about problem with your bowel movements?

The thread was about a limp noodle, that's all. Not for attention because i've got another girl- there's been others. Why would I try to "convince others" that a girl is interested in me? I bang plenty. I don't give a sh!t about if others know if i've gotten with a girl or not. That'd be just lame as all hell, kind of like how you always thread crap on other people. I didn't see the other thread yesterday. If I would have I doubt there would have been this post because I could have just read what's on there and leave some comments.

 

[Red Dawn]

Limpy:
The thread was about a limp noodle, that's all.

Tell me, what possessed you to post about that here/ Do you really think that you'd get sound advice from a bunch of Forum Dwellers, many who think you are an idiot due to threads you've posted in the past? Why announce to the whole Cyber World that you had an episode of impotence? You expect to get qualified answers here, from a forum where the #1 topic is how evil girls are? If so then I guess you are a bigger fool than i originally thought.

Limpy:
I bang plenty.

Sure you do

 

[Pepsei]

Did you pick her up at another LAN party? is that the only place you can ever pick up chicks?

If can't get it up, perhaps you have some sort of VD from all the girls you "banged"?
Strange, I didn't know you can catch something from your hand......

 

[DougK62]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

The thread was about a limp noodle, that's all.

Tell me, what possessed you to post about that here/ Do you really think that you'd get sound advice from a bunch of Forum Dwellers, many who think you are an idiot due to threads you've posted in the past? Why announce to the whole Cyber World that you had an episode of impotence? You expect to get qualified answers here, from a forum where the #1 topic is how evil girls are? If so then I guess you are a bigger fool than i originally thought.

I agree with Red Dawn. If you've got a problem like this then consult your doctor, close friends, family etc.

Posting on a forum like this about it is just "cruisin for a bruisin".

 

[Red Dawn]

Posting on a forum like this about it is just "cruisin for a bruisin".

More likely a pathetic attempt for attention.

 

[Pepsei]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Posting on a forum like this about it is just "cruisin for a bruisin".

More likely a pathetic attempt for attention.

Ah, technically speaking, most people who put up a thread is looking for some sort of attention.... you're also right on the pathetic part.

 

[Red Dawn]

Ah, technically speaking, most people who put up a thread is looking for some sort of attention.... you're also right on the pathetic part.

True, I wouldn't post and I doubt many others would if we thought it was going to be ignored.

 

[yakko]

Sucks to be you.

 

[madthumbs]

There is no "girl of your dreams".

Don't rush it, get to know her. You'll find that she's not the girl of your dreams and possibly that *real* feelings for someone increase sexual stimulation, and performance. You're way too concerned about "getting layed".

 

[TallBill]

yeah.. gettin laid is usually just a good side affect of knowing someone well

 

[gotsmack]

Originally posted by: thereds

Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
Lacking Viagra, I suggest some Wellbutrin. Some nasty side effects but you'll be stiff as a board for hours.
Just don't expect to "finish" without a LOT of work.

what are the 'nasty' side effects?

cramps, diarrhea, limp dick, and headache.


j/k I dunno