the life of a sorority girl

[weezergirl]

i like reading weblogs or journals and i ran across this one.

i can't stop laughing

and i know, u guys would still do her. but come on!

the secret of her success aka the story where she takes advantage of a GEEK!

the funniest entry ever, it's long but worth the read haha

 

[Kelvrick]

weezergirl, go study!

Err, MTV is doing the life of a sorority girl on some jewish girls at UCD. I'd rather watch that then read right now. Computer science was SOOO boring!!

 

[weezergirl]

i just took a midterm today so i get to waste time.

 

[trmiv]

I'm so totally happy for her that her rela is cool and whatev. Fo sheez, that bitch (in the good way of course) told it like it is fo' reals.

 

[sheselectric]

<< When I awoke he had gone, but I felt his presents, hovering >>



pretty funny stuff!

 

[neovan]

Thanks for the link in your sig, weezergirl

 

[Lola]

oh god...is she for real?

 

[HOWITIS]

<< I know exactly what you are thinking. But he totally means ?bitch? as a compliment, ya know, like the way black people use it. Its like ?homie? only for a girl. So anyway I was all ?anything!!!!? He was all ?Fo? reals?? and I was all ?Fo?sheez!!!!!? I can tell it totally touched him. Then on a totally separate note, he was all ?have you ever done it with another chick?? And was all ?YARG!!!!? but not out loud of caurse!!!! But I all sexily was all ?I don?t know, what do you thing?? ; p And he was all ?cool, aiite!? and grabbed my ass and held me close. Thus we fell asleep. When I awoke he had gone, but I felt his presents, hovering >>





LMAO

 

[trmiv]

<< oh god...is she for real? >>



Fo sheez

 

[HOWITIS]

shes quite the poet



Today's the day your life will change
And I feel really, really strange.
That cock it did invade my space
When he put that cock upon my face.
Who knows where else it may have gone
It may have even mowed my lawn.
When I look at myself I feel naked
Because my trust he has totally takéd.
From this feeling I have not escaped
Because, my friend, I have been RAPED.

 

[Cyberian]

<< Daily Joke-spiration!

Yo? momma?s so dumb she thought denile was a river in France.
(Another one of my homemade hum zingaz!!!!) >>

Good grief!!
Please tell me this is not a college student.

 

[trmiv]

<< Okay so here?s the sitch. Things are going SO well between me and Pat. I mean it?s the most intense and incredible rela. that I have ever had the honor to be a part of. It?s not like we?re offic. bf n? gf, but I mean, I?m glad because it?s so much more grand then that. I mean, we don?t even have to talk?stuff between us are simply KNOWN. But I?m in a bit of a paradigm because I actually would enjoy things to be a bit more morphous ?so its really recalcitrant because of my contradictory estimations.

So the point is basically that I?m in total luuuuvvvvv!!!!! I mean I sense that I?ve really unearthed a truely genuwine soul mate here. Patrick and I are like peace in a podd. We?ll never be apart?I just know it. I mean, I?m not saying that I?m gonna like, be with him forever or anything, but I know that we are clandestined to be together. And ya know, I feel sorry for each and everyone of you who has not yet experienced true and unabashed love. And not to be rude or anything, but I bet that most of you haven?t, even though you may think you have experienced it.

>>




Please, get this girl a dictionary.

 

[Zebo]

Girls like Casandra kept me from killing someone when I was a young testosterone filled punk.. Thank you.

 

[Martin]

that can't be for real!


Hell, calculus is waaay easier than reading that thing.

 

[TuffGuy]

is she azn?

 

[BornStar]

This is exactly the reason why I won't let my girlfriend join a sorority.

 

[b0mbrman]

<<

<< I know exactly what you are thinking. But he totally means ?bitch? as a compliment, ya know, like the way black people use it. Its like ?homie? only for a girl. So anyway I was all ?anything!!!!? He was all ?Fo? reals?? and I was all ?Fo?sheez!!!!!? I can tell it totally touched him. Then on a totally separate note, he was all ?have you ever done it with another chick?? And was all ?YARG!!!!? but not out loud of caurse!!!! But I all sexily was all ?I don?t know, what do you thing?? ; p And he was all ?cool, aiite!? and grabbed my ass and held me close. Thus we fell asleep. When I awoke he had gone, but I felt his presents, hovering >>

LMAO >>


That was my favorite part too

 

[Dudd]

I think we can all agree that that's our favorite part. Fo sheez.

 

[tweakmm]

that can't be real....

 

[LiLRiceBoi]

Fo sheez

nuff said

 

[trmiv]

Read the Guestbook, it's funny reading all the people putting her down. The weird thing is all the people praising her though.

 

[kgraeme]

Hey, her boyfriend sounds pretty damn smart. He left hovering presents! How many of you have mastered the secrets of anti-gravity?

 

[Cattlegod]

<< I'm so totally happy for her that her rela is cool and whatev. Fo sheez, that bitch (in the good way of course) told it like it is fo' reals. >>




hahahahhahaha

 

[InverseOfNeo]

Fo sheeeeeeeezy my neeeeezy

 

[toant103]

Good grief!!

hahah, she's a college student.