The LATEST n0cmonkey and Jero hijack thread!

[JoeKing]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Sure I'm all game to help out via Remote Desktop... my only stipulation is I get to place goatse as their desktop image

Well, if they have no objectives.....then go for it

Personally, I would love to place one of the pics from M4H zipped file of girls kissing as desktop picture =)

Oh I'll fix their problem and get everything running swell... they simply have to keep the goatse image as their desktop background for a week or two.

This is an open invite people, but is it worth the price!

I dunno what that picture is, but i rather not find out.....

Actually, the worst thing I've ever done was actually accidently visit a porn site on a client machine through vnc.

I swear it was accidental. She told me she wasn't looking at her monitor. I pray to God she was telling me the truth.

google it if you dare!! :Q

tis a heavy price to pay me thinks.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Sure I'm all game to help out via Remote Desktop... my only stipulation is I get to place goatse as their desktop image

Well, if they have no objectives.....then go for it

Personally, I would love to place one of the pics from M4H zipped file of girls kissing as desktop picture =)

Oh I'll fix their problem and get everything running swell... they simply have to keep the goatse image as their desktop background for a week or two.

This is an open invite people, but is it worth the price!

I dunno what that picture is, but i rather not find out.....

Actually, the worst thing I've ever done was actually accidently visit a porn site on a client machine through vnc.

I swear it was accidental. She told me she wasn't looking at her monitor. I pray to God she was telling me the truth.

HAHAHA!

I found a customer that routinely posted to something like alt.binaries.pictures.hamsters.duct-tape.

the scary question is...how did you find out about this fetish?

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

n0cmonkey
Elite Member

Posts: 27910
Joined: 06/10/2001

Okay, you have a point. YOU do

But it's webforum based...not phone based...that does make a difference....

Definitely. Of course, I had some interresting conversations on the phone too... I still remember "sex goddess gretchen" calling in...

sex goddess gretchen? who might that be? please, more details

I'd estimate: late 50s-early 60s, 2 packs per day, 185lbs.

how did she acquire the nick name?

I can't remember. I think when she called she sounded like she might have worked on a phone sex line 20-30 years ago.

Real nice lady though.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Sure I'm all game to help out via Remote Desktop... my only stipulation is I get to place goatse as their desktop image

Well, if they have no objectives.....then go for it

Personally, I would love to place one of the pics from M4H zipped file of girls kissing as desktop picture =)

Oh I'll fix their problem and get everything running swell... they simply have to keep the goatse image as their desktop background for a week or two.

This is an open invite people, but is it worth the price!

I dunno what that picture is, but i rather not find out.....

Actually, the worst thing I've ever done was actually accidently visit a porn site on a client machine through vnc.

I swear it was accidental. She told me she wasn't looking at her monitor. I pray to God she was telling me the truth.

google it if you dare!! :Q

tis a heavy price to pay me thinks.

after tubgirl, there is NOOOO way I'm using google images at work. especially not when it is suggested by a ATOT member!

 

[imported_Phil]

/me looks around

Hey, where'd my thread go? I'm sure I left it around here somewhere....

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

n0cmonkey
Elite Member

Posts: 27910
Joined: 06/10/2001

Okay, you have a point. YOU do

But it's webforum based...not phone based...that does make a difference....

Definitely. Of course, I had some interresting conversations on the phone too... I still remember "sex goddess gretchen" calling in...

sex goddess gretchen? who might that be? please, more details

I'd estimate: late 50s-early 60s, 2 packs per day, 185lbs.

how did she acquire the nick name?

I can't remember. I think when she called she sounded like she might have worked on a phone sex line 20-30 years ago.

Real nice lady though.

I'm scared to find out how you got that impression lol.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Sure I'm all game to help out via Remote Desktop... my only stipulation is I get to place goatse as their desktop image

Well, if they have no objectives.....then go for it

Personally, I would love to place one of the pics from M4H zipped file of girls kissing as desktop picture =)

Oh I'll fix their problem and get everything running swell... they simply have to keep the goatse image as their desktop background for a week or two.

This is an open invite people, but is it worth the price!

I dunno what that picture is, but i rather not find out.....

Actually, the worst thing I've ever done was actually accidently visit a porn site on a client machine through vnc.

I swear it was accidental. She told me she wasn't looking at her monitor. I pray to God she was telling me the truth.

HAHAHA!

I found a customer that routinely posted to something like alt.binaries.pictures.hamsters.duct-tape.

the scary question is...how did you find out about this fetish?

He pissed me off.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend
/me looks around

Hey, where'd my thread go? I'm sure I left it around here somewhere....

You snooze, you lose.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend
/me looks around

Hey, where'd my thread go? I'm sure I left it around here somewhere....

My apologizes good sir, n0cmonkey and I have yet again successfully hijacked another thread =)

Too bad klixxer isn't here, but he had to go to sleep earlier. He's got night shift tomorrow night though!

(Don't have a clue if I'll be sleeping or awake during that time though)

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: JoeKing

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: JoeKing
Sure I'm all game to help out via Remote Desktop... my only stipulation is I get to place goatse as their desktop image

Well, if they have no objectives.....then go for it

Personally, I would love to place one of the pics from M4H zipped file of girls kissing as desktop picture =)

Oh I'll fix their problem and get everything running swell... they simply have to keep the goatse image as their desktop background for a week or two.

This is an open invite people, but is it worth the price!

I dunno what that picture is, but i rather not find out.....

Actually, the worst thing I've ever done was actually accidently visit a porn site on a client machine through vnc.

I swear it was accidental. She told me she wasn't looking at her monitor. I pray to God she was telling me the truth.

HAHAHA!

I found a customer that routinely posted to something like alt.binaries.pictures.hamsters.duct-tape.

the scary question is...how did you find out about this fetish?

He pissed me off.

okay, so he pissed you off.....

i don't see the correlation. please give further details

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
He pissed me off.

okay, so he pissed you off.....

i don't see the correlation. please give further details

This was in '99-'00, so details are sketchy at best. He called about some usenet problem he was having, and managed to piss me off. I did a deja search for his email address and that group popped up. He was nice for the rest of the conversation.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
He pissed me off.

okay, so he pissed you off.....

i don't see the correlation. please give further details

This was in '99-'00, so details are sketchy at best. He called about some usenet problem he was having, and managed to piss me off. I did a deja search for his email address and that group popped up. He was nice for the rest of the conversation.

blackmail always works =)

sad that you actually had to resort to that though.....

but I probably would of done the same thing if he had seriously pissed me off.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
He pissed me off.

okay, so he pissed you off.....

i don't see the correlation. please give further details

This was in '99-'00, so details are sketchy at best. He called about some usenet problem he was having, and managed to piss me off. I did a deja search for his email address and that group popped up. He was nice for the rest of the conversation.

blackmail always works =)

sad that you actually had to resort to that though.....

but I probably would of done the same thing if he had seriously pissed me off.

I learned plenty of tricks there. It was kind of fun sometimes.

I should have taken the job offer I got though. Ft. Lauderdale FL would have been a neat place to, uh, work.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
He pissed me off.

okay, so he pissed you off.....

i don't see the correlation. please give further details

This was in '99-'00, so details are sketchy at best. He called about some usenet problem he was having, and managed to piss me off. I did a deja search for his email address and that group popped up. He was nice for the rest of the conversation.

blackmail always works =)

sad that you actually had to resort to that though.....

but I probably would of done the same thing if he had seriously pissed me off.

I learned plenty of tricks there. It was kind of fun sometimes.

I should have taken the job offer I got though. Ft. Lauderdale FL would have been a neat place to, uh, work.

You said no to florida?

Please tell me it was because of a girl....

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
He pissed me off.

okay, so he pissed you off.....

i don't see the correlation. please give further details

This was in '99-'00, so details are sketchy at best. He called about some usenet problem he was having, and managed to piss me off. I did a deja search for his email address and that group popped up. He was nice for the rest of the conversation.

blackmail always works =)

sad that you actually had to resort to that though.....

but I probably would of done the same thing if he had seriously pissed me off.

I learned plenty of tricks there. It was kind of fun sometimes.

I should have taken the job offer I got though. Ft. Lauderdale FL would have been a neat place to, uh, work.

You said no to florida?

Please tell me it was because of a girl....

Almost as good: I didn't want to work for Compaq.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
He pissed me off.

okay, so he pissed you off.....

i don't see the correlation. please give further details

This was in '99-'00, so details are sketchy at best. He called about some usenet problem he was having, and managed to piss me off. I did a deja search for his email address and that group popped up. He was nice for the rest of the conversation.

blackmail always works =)

sad that you actually had to resort to that though.....

but I probably would of done the same thing if he had seriously pissed me off.

I learned plenty of tricks there. It was kind of fun sometimes.

I should have taken the job offer I got though. Ft. Lauderdale FL would have been a neat place to, uh, work.

You said no to florida?

Please tell me it was because of a girl....

Almost as good: I didn't want to work for Compaq.

But dude...beaches....girls in bikinis.....

Need i say more?

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
He pissed me off.

okay, so he pissed you off.....

i don't see the correlation. please give further details

This was in '99-'00, so details are sketchy at best. He called about some usenet problem he was having, and managed to piss me off. I did a deja search for his email address and that group popped up. He was nice for the rest of the conversation.

blackmail always works =)

sad that you actually had to resort to that though.....

but I probably would of done the same thing if he had seriously pissed me off.

I learned plenty of tricks there. It was kind of fun sometimes.

I should have taken the job offer I got though. Ft. Lauderdale FL would have been a neat place to, uh, work.

You said no to florida?

Please tell me it was because of a girl....

Almost as good: I didn't want to work for Compaq.

But dude...beaches....girls in bikinis.....

Need i say more?

Moving expenses, no friends, I don't swim.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
He pissed me off.

okay, so he pissed you off.....

i don't see the correlation. please give further details

This was in '99-'00, so details are sketchy at best. He called about some usenet problem he was having, and managed to piss me off. I did a deja search for his email address and that group popped up. He was nice for the rest of the conversation.

blackmail always works =)

sad that you actually had to resort to that though.....

but I probably would of done the same thing if he had seriously pissed me off.

I learned plenty of tricks there. It was kind of fun sometimes.

I should have taken the job offer I got though. Ft. Lauderdale FL would have been a neat place to, uh, work.

You said no to florida?

Please tell me it was because of a girl....

Almost as good: I didn't want to work for Compaq.

But dude...beaches....girls in bikinis.....

Need i say more?

Moving expenses, no friends, I don't swim.

You can always make new friends =)

I've been to florida once....besides the heat wave (considering i'm from Canada) it was amazing

girls in bikinis everywhere....

tank tops....(I thank whoever made that invention)

Oh..you don't swim..that's a bummer....interested in learning?

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

You can always make new friends =)

I've been to florida once....besides the heat wave (considering i'm from Canada) it was amazing

girls in bikinis everywhere....

tank tops....(I thank whoever made that invention)

Oh..you don't swim..that's a bummer....interested in learning?

I know how, I just don't do it.

The money was the big part. I doubt they were going to pay moving expenses and I was too busy doing whatever I did to save.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

You can always make new friends =)

I've been to florida once....besides the heat wave (considering i'm from Canada) it was amazing

girls in bikinis everywhere....

tank tops....(I thank whoever made that invention)

Oh..you don't swim..that's a bummer....interested in learning?

I know how, I just don't do it.

The money was the big part. I doubt they were going to pay moving expenses and I was too busy doing whatever I did to save.

I understand.

Can you believe that I almost moved to florida for a girl....

Thank God I came to my senses first before anything else happened.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

You can always make new friends =)

I've been to florida once....besides the heat wave (considering i'm from Canada) it was amazing

girls in bikinis everywhere....

tank tops....(I thank whoever made that invention)

Oh..you don't swim..that's a bummer....interested in learning?

I know how, I just don't do it.

The money was the big part. I doubt they were going to pay moving expenses and I was too busy doing whatever I did to save.

I understand.

Can you believe that I almost moved to florida for a girl....

Thank God I came to my senses first before anything else happened.

I believe it. I almost made a similar mistake.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

You can always make new friends =)

I've been to florida once....besides the heat wave (considering i'm from Canada) it was amazing

girls in bikinis everywhere....

tank tops....(I thank whoever made that invention)

Oh..you don't swim..that's a bummer....interested in learning?

I know how, I just don't do it.

The money was the big part. I doubt they were going to pay moving expenses and I was too busy doing whatever I did to save.

I understand.

Can you believe that I almost moved to florida for a girl....

Thank God I came to my senses first before anything else happened.

I believe it. I almost made a similar mistake.

How do girls have so much power over guys...

that is something I'll never be able to understand...

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

You can always make new friends =)

I've been to florida once....besides the heat wave (considering i'm from Canada) it was amazing

girls in bikinis everywhere....

tank tops....(I thank whoever made that invention)

Oh..you don't swim..that's a bummer....interested in learning?

I know how, I just don't do it.

The money was the big part. I doubt they were going to pay moving expenses and I was too busy doing whatever I did to save.

I understand.

Can you believe that I almost moved to florida for a girl....

Thank God I came to my senses first before anything else happened.

I believe it. I almost made a similar mistake.

How do girls have so much power over guys...

that is something I'll never be able to understand...

vagina

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

You can always make new friends =)

I've been to florida once....besides the heat wave (considering i'm from Canada) it was amazing

girls in bikinis everywhere....

tank tops....(I thank whoever made that invention)

Oh..you don't swim..that's a bummer....interested in learning?

I know how, I just don't do it.

The money was the big part. I doubt they were going to pay moving expenses and I was too busy doing whatever I did to save.

I understand.

Can you believe that I almost moved to florida for a girl....

Thank God I came to my senses first before anything else happened.

I believe it. I almost made a similar mistake.

How do girls have so much power over guys...

that is something I'll never be able to understand...

vagina

dude, they aren't all hoes....

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: Jero

You can always make new friends =)

I've been to florida once....besides the heat wave (considering i'm from Canada) it was amazing

girls in bikinis everywhere....

tank tops....(I thank whoever made that invention)

Oh..you don't swim..that's a bummer....interested in learning?

I know how, I just don't do it.

The money was the big part. I doubt they were going to pay moving expenses and I was too busy doing whatever I did to save.

I understand.

Can you believe that I almost moved to florida for a girl....

Thank God I came to my senses first before anything else happened.

I believe it. I almost made a similar mistake.

How do girls have so much power over guys...

that is something I'll never be able to understand...

vagina

dude, they aren't all hoes....

Agreed, but they all have vagina.