IronWing
No Lifer
But stereotypes are such a time saver*.I've never compiled a list. I make judgements on a case by case basis.
*Stolen from The Onion.
But stereotypes are such a time saver*.I've never compiled a list. I make judgements on a case by case basis.
Think that a Terminator would beat a Predator.
+1Oh, and even worse are harpies. The kinds of people that don't know how to participate in any form of discussion or argument, so they instead either harp on to either make the whole world know that they don't give a shit (e.g. "Guys, this is a stupid argument, cut it out") or to simply +1 other people. They exist both in reality and the internet and in both worlds I literally wish they would die. The sycophantic and the uncaring-but-self-important are truly sub-human.
We've had quite a bit of judging lately so I figured we might as well have it all in one place. So here we go.
I think less of you if you:
Went to see Iron Man 3 last night. A guy behind me was eating nacho chips he bought from the store. I Really wanted to turn around and punch him in the face. The sound of "crunch, crunch, crunch" was very annoying. To make matters worse I think someone crapped their pants about 45 mins into the movie. There was a foul smell floating down wind.
It makes me wonder why I bother going to the movies.
Other than that how was the movie?
We've had quite a bit of judging lately so I figured we might as well have it all in one place. So here we go.
I think less of you if you:
Smoke anything but meat
Drink alcohol
Listen to country music
Listen to rap
Wear a baseball cap when not playing baseball
Play baseball
Eat at buffets
Talk about hunting (don't care if you hunt, this is about talking about hunting)
Hunt predators
Drive a boomcar
Live in Texas
Live in Florida
Talk about guns (don't care if you own/shoot/fondle fondly guns, this is about talking about guns)
Double down if you talk about guns you don't own/never even seen in person
Own a boat and live more than one mile from a place to float it
Watch TV
Double down for talking about reality TV
Shop at Walmart
Shop at the mall
Have bumper stickers on your car that you didn't think up.
Wrestled in high school
Wear cologne
Bring your own wife.We were meant to be together
Bring your own wife.
Iron nor my wife's sharing. Sorry.
A trip to NZ and I'll share Iron with you.
Win, win.