The judgemental thread: I think less of you if...

[IronWing]

We've had quite a bit of judging lately so I figured we might as well have it all in one place. So here we go.

I think less of you if you:

Smoke anything but meat
Drink alcohol
Listen to country music
Listen to rap
Wear a baseball cap when not playing baseball
Play baseball
Eat at buffets
Talk about hunting (don't care if you hunt, this is about talking about hunting)
Hunt predators
Drive a boomcar
Live in Texas
Live in Florida
Talk about guns (don't care if you own/shoot/fondle fondly guns, this is about talking about guns)
Double down if you talk about guns you don't own/never even seen in person
Own a boat and live more than one mile from a place to float it
Watch TV
Double down for talking about reality TV
Shop at Walmart
Shop at the mall
Have bumper stickers on your car that you didn't think up.
Wrestled in high school
Wear cologne

 

[Miramonti]

You eat at McDonalds

 

[Slew Foot]

Get government handouts

 

[eldorado99]

Post on ATOT.

 

[BoomerD]

if you think I give two shits what you think...

 

[Dankk]

Can't use proper grammar
Have shitty bumper stickers on your car
Inject your stupid political opinions into conversations
Don't vaccinate your kids
Get all of your scientific information from youtube videos and mommy blogs
Forward chain emails
Watch Fox News
Watch reality TV
Watch celebrity news
Don't like cats or dogs
Wear a bluetooth headset
Chew with your mouth open

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Are sure about anything

 

[stargazr]

are judgmental.

 

[highland145]

Wait? It's possible to think less of you guys?:\



....Less than Dan.

 

[_Rick_]

if you think I give two shits what you think...

QFT.

 

[shortylickens]

We've had quite a bit of judging lately so I figured we might as well have it all in one place. So here we go.

I think less of you if you:

Smoke anything but meat
Drink alcohol
Listen to country music
Listen to rap
Wear a baseball cap when not playing baseball
Play baseball
Eat at buffets
Talk about hunting (don't care if you hunt, this is about talking about hunting)
Hunt predators
Drive a boomcar
Live in Texas
Live in Florida
Talk about guns (don't care if you own/shoot/fondle fondly guns, this is about talking about guns)
Double down if you talk about guns you don't own/never even seen in person
Own a boat and live more than one mile from a place to float it
Watch TV
Double down for talking about reality TV
Shop at Walmart
Shop at the mall
Have bumper stickers on your car that you didn't think up.
Wrestled in high school
Wear cologne

I'm safe, I guess.
Tried smoking, didnt like. Dont drink (when I try, I get sick and hate it). Dont like country, dont listen to rap even though it doesnt bother me.
Dont wear a cap since I left the Navy. Dont play baseball, not even video games.
Dont eat at buffets (thats mostly from the lack of them, but I also dont track them down). Dont talk about hunting, havent hunted since I was 16. Dont even know about boomcars. No texan, no floridan. Dont talk about guns any more. No boat. Dont watch TV. Avoid walmart except in emergencies (usually once every two years). Hate malls. I do have bumper stickers but they are my design (tons of places on the web to do that). Did not wrestle. Do not cologne myself.

Damn, we're both judgmental pricks arent we?

 

[dawp]

all the above

 

[manimal]

if you troll.

 

[Paratus]

Think that a Terminator would beat a Predator.
Think that a lion would beat a tiger.

 

[chitwood]

if you're fat.

 

[Pardus]

comment removed due to grammar police.

 

[Blackjack200]

That was me. The reason you bother going to the movies is so you can listen to me eat chips and smell my glorious gas.

 

[Platypus]

..if you think less of people for trite shit like that list.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I think less of people that think they can spout off a catchy phrase of moral nature and have it be considered objectively true, particularly those that don't try to justify it with a religion (at least they have an excuse), and more so those that will angrily "defend" their worthless opinion as if it has some kind of inherent value. For example, "There is no higher goal than the pursuit of knowledge". These kinds of people generally don't appreciate or understand the tangible value of things, and think that they can state an equally unfounded phrase like "NOT A ZERO SUM GAME. NOT A ZERO SUM GAME." as if they've actually provided any argument of meaning.

 

[shortylickens]

went to see iron man 3 last night, guy behind me was eating nacho chips he bought from the store. really wanted to turn around and punch him in the face. the sound of crunch, crunch, crunch was so annoying. to make matters even worse, i think someone crapped in there pants, about 45 mins into the movie, there was a foul smell floating down wind.

makes me wonder why i even bother going to the movies.

Went to see Iron Man 3 last night. A guy behind me was eating nacho chips he bought from the store. I Really wanted to turn around and punch him in the face. The sound of "crunch, crunch, crunch" was very annoying. To make matters worse I think someone crapped their pants about 45 mins into the movie. There was a foul smell floating down wind.

It makes me wonder why I bother going to the movies.

 

[Harrod]

Went to see Iron Man 3 last night. A guy behind me was eating nacho chips he bought from the store. I Really wanted to turn around and punch him in the face. The sound of "crunch, crunch, crunch" was very annoying. To make matters worse I think someone crapped their pants about 45 mins into the movie. There was a foul smell floating down wind.

It makes me wonder why I bother going to the movies.

 

[IronWing]

Went to see Iron Man 3 last night. A guy behind me was eating nacho chips he bought from the store. I Really wanted to turn around and punch him in the face. The sound of "crunch, crunch, crunch" was very annoying. To make matters worse I think someone crapped their pants about 45 mins into the movie. There was a foul smell floating down wind.

It makes me wonder why I bother going to the movies.

Capital post, chap!

 

[highland145]

I stayed home last night. Methaned up the family for free.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Oh, and even worse are harpies. The kinds of people that don't know how to participate in any form of discussion or argument, so they instead either harp on to either make the whole world know that they don't give a shit (e.g. "Guys, this is a stupid argument, cut it out") or to simply +1 other people. They exist both in reality and the internet and in both worlds I literally wish they would die. The sycophantic and the uncaring-but-self-important are truly sub-human.

 

[SlitheryDee]

I've never compiled a list. I make judgements on a case by case basis.

For instance, I now know that I think less of people who make lists of things that make them think less of people.