The Japanese D-Cup *MIRRORED*

[SludgeFactory]

this thread is misleading, I came in here looking for Yoko Matsugane

 

[Patt]

Classic writing ... DodgeaDick! LOL

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: mitaiwan82
black guy in japan...must stick out like a sore thumb

No, apparently it's his "bigu dikku" that's getting the most attention.

 

[NFS4]

I wave them off and say "No no no." Then they say "Oh, sumaru dikku?" (trans. "Small dick?") and OF COURSE that's wrong so I have to correct them. It's just a no-win stiuation.

 

[Sheepathon]

rofl "i'm a bad girl" ahahahha

 

[Howard]

This site is comedic gold!

 

[jalaram]

OMFG. That is hilarious.

 

[DannyBoy]

LOL @

One day after class, a ninensei girl walked up to me, and out of nowhere proudly exclaimed "Spread your legs!" Perhaps mistaking the look of shocked bewilderment on my face for misunderstanding, she stuck her chest out and repeated it even louder - "Spread your legs!"

She then produced a book of colloquial English expressions. Apparently. She'd taken the phrase from the police section...you know, "Get out of the car! Against the wall! Spread your legs!" She had just randomly selected "Spread your legs!" and decided to hit me with it one day.

But imagine one day a 14-yr old Japanese girl walks up to you and just shouts out "Spread your legs!" I had no idea how to react to that. If she'd whipped out a gun or a a samurai sword or even a small woodland animal I could have dealt with that, but "Spread your legs!" left me completely incapacitated.

As if that wasn't bad enough, the teacher leaned over and asked "Oh, is it correct?" I somehow pull myself back together and say no, it's not. Well, technically I suppose it is, but...just no. So then she asks "Why?" Oh Lord.

This was not in the job description.

I don't remember what excuse I made, but it was at least Oscar-worthy. I did make sure to tell that girl to *never* use that in America should she ever go.

Imagine what you'd do if you were walking down the street on any ordinary day and suddenly some tourist Japanese teenage girl walks up to you and exclaims "Spread your legs!"

My nickname for this girl now is "Spread Your Legs."

LOL

 

[Howard]

Gaijin smash... Oh man. Amazing!

 

[dc]

kancho. lol, lemme go find a clip of mini moni kancho'ing people.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

ahahah awesome site.

roflmao.

in korea, we call kancho "thong chim." Same exact thing.

My friends fear me when I execute it. The best time to do it is when one of my friends walks up the stairs, and I'm right behind him, then BAM!!!!!! kancho/thongchim up yours!

me: 1 friend: 0.

 

[PCboy]

One day after a school assembly, this ichinensei girl walked up to me and asked me how to say "oppai" in English. "Oppai" being the Japanese word for a woman's breast. And now I've taught you a dirty Japanese word. But it's not that dirty, so don't get too excited. I told her that kind of English was definitely not for her. But she continued to persist, and finally just breaking down my will to live, I gave in and told her - "breast".

Unfortunately, she didn't quite understand it, and asked me to repeat it several times. I did, but her Japanese tongue couldn't get it right - "buraido?" "burasuto?" Also unfortunately, she decided to practice rather loudly, which got pretty much the whole school's attention. My english teacher, the Americanized one, overheard and said to me "Aw, don't teach her that!" I said it's probably best she learn the correct term for it before she gets something vulgar from TV or music. "Oh, like tits?" My Japanese teacher asks. I told you her English was pretty good.

Anyway, she almost agreed with me on that point. Almost. Until the girl ran by screaming at the top of her lungs "Breasts! Breasts!"

She doesn't even have them. And since she's Japanese, she probably never will.

My male students love to challenge me to arm wrestling. They're quite interested in hand and arm strength. And for them, I'm like the ultimate test. I beat most of them pretty easily, but some boys give me a run for my money. Before you laugh, realize that these kids are playing sports EVERY DAY, for 2 hours a day! Compare that to my sedimentary lifestyle of eating rice and watching bad Japanese TV, and I'm thankful I can still beat them at least.

I was having yet another bout of arm wrestling matches at the ghetto school. One boy came along, who was actually pretty strong. I was having some difficulty against him...having found that I couldn't hold back like I usually do, I had to go all out. It wasn't easy, but I was getting his hand down.

However, out of the corner of my eye, I caught the ichinensei girl I mentioned above, now standing among the crowd of boys. Just as my eyesight caught her, she yelled out "Breasts!" Now having been sufficienly distracted by a 12 year old Japanese girl yelling "breasts!" at me, I lost my concentration and was beaten. The boys roared in surprise and revelation, and as I tried to explain that I'd been distracted, I turned to find the girl was nowhere to be found.

It's actually a little disturbing to think that my life now includes a little Japanese girl who will randomly teleport into a place, yell "breasts!" at me, then teleport out as quickly as she came.

 

[Goosemaster]

beautfiul.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: illustri
[
like with most biology its both genetic and condition: women who excercise and lose weight notice reduction in breast size

Yes, if a fat girl loses weight her chest size will reduce proportionally, and if a skinny girl gets fat her chest will get fatter proportionally, too.

But the proportions your body has are genetic. You can't give yourself bigger breasts in proportion to your body. Your body either wants it or it doesn't.

It wouldn't be very odd to see a 300 lb woman with D cups, but it's good genetics for a 110 lb girl to have D cups.

Meanwhile the 110 lb girl who is flatchested will always be flatchested. She can't just decide to grow D cups on her 110 lb frame like some other girls have naturally.

It's a combination of both though. And hormonal balance comes into play too.

To use gymnasts as an example (as the writer did), it's pretty much expected that the athletic training will stunt their growth and significantly delay the onset of menstration as well as inhibit the development of secondary sexual characteristics. Heavy athletic training during the body's growth years absolutely _does_ physiologically alter the body.

Now, a girl who is genetically predisposed to have a small bust will indeed find it esentially impossible for her to increase her bust size out of proportion to the rest of her body. However, it's quite possible for a girl who is genetically predisposed to have a large bust to effectively decrease her bust size in proportion to her body through heavy athletic training.

ZV

 

[naruto1988]

Originally posted by: kb315
Great, this site is now my new time killer!

 

[Gibsons]

One day last winter, my ex-girlfriend and I were fooling around, and she agreed to give me a blow-job (note the verb usage - "agree", not "offer". That bitch). She said though she'd thought up a new technique, so she used this opporunity to try it out. She'd named it The Octopus. No, I will not tell you what "The Octopus" is, use your imaginations.

So, what's "the Octopus?"

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Gibsons

One day last winter, my ex-girlfriend and I were fooling around, and she agreed to give me a blow-job (note the verb usage - "agree", not "offer". That bitch). She said though she'd thought up a new technique, so she used this opporunity to try it out. She'd named it The Octopus. No, I will not tell you what "The Octopus" is, use your imaginations.

So, what's "the Octopus?"

if theres a bj technique called the octopus that rips your dick....i really dont think its something worth knowing

unless you want to know what should cause you to kick and scream at someone whos going to give you a bj and begins to set up for this "octopus" so as to keep your wang from ripping.


i, for one, do not wish to know at all.

 

[Sheepathon]

haha i just read all the japanese teacher articles, and am now moving on to "the worst porn ever"

omg ahahha

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: Gibsons

One day last winter, my ex-girlfriend and I were fooling around, and she agreed to give me a blow-job (note the verb usage - "agree", not "offer". That bitch). She said though she'd thought up a new technique, so she used this opporunity to try it out. She'd named it The Octopus. No, I will not tell you what "The Octopus" is, use your imaginations.

So, what's "the Octopus?"

if theres a bj technique called the octopus that rips your dick....i really dont think its something worth knowing

unless you want to know what should cause you to kick and scream at someone whos going to give you a bj and begins to set up for this "octopus" so as to keep your wang from ripping.


i, for one, do not wish to know at all.

biggu dikku turn to no dikku

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
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To use gymnasts as an example (as the writer did), it's pretty much expected that the athletic training will stunt their growth and significantly delay the onset of menstration as well as inhibit the development of secondary sexual characteristics. Heavy athletic training during the body's growth years absolutely _does_ physiologically alter the body.
ZV[/quote]

I think we all can pretty much agree that the average Japanese schoolgirl doesn't train like an olympic gymnast. For them, it's due to heredity. Even when the families move to the fat USA and have kids, those kids still turn out looking the same. You don't see a widespread event where all the Asian families that move to the US have daughters with a bountiful rack.

Meanwhile, in countries in Europe that have more school activities than the US, their breast growth isn't stunted.Denmark Girls

So sure, in extreme cases you can stunt your growth. But that's not what's giving Japanese women small breasts.

I think most people know that heredity is the underlying cause of why Asians have small breasts, but in today's political climate you just can't say it. It's good to avoid discrimination based on race, but to pretend that no differences exist is just naive. People are just putting their hands over their eyes when they pretend that no differences exist among races.

Cliffs notes: Yes, extreme physical activity during puberty can stunt a girl's growth. No, that is not what's giving women all across Asia small breasts.

 

[NFS4]

OMG, I'm still reading. I'm about halfway through. This stuff is GOLDEN!!

"Dude, your girlfriend is hot!"

Ex-girlfriend. And no, not really.

BUAHAHAHAHA:laugh:

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: NFS4
OMG, I'm still reading. I'm about halfway through. This stuff is GOLDEN!!

"Dude, your girlfriend is hot!"

Ex-girlfriend. And no, not really.

BUAHAHAHAHA:laugh:

I'd still hit it

 

[PoPPeR]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: Zenmervolt
[

To use gymnasts as an example (as the writer did), it's pretty much expected that the athletic training will stunt their growth and significantly delay the onset of menstration as well as inhibit the development of secondary sexual characteristics. Heavy athletic training during the body's growth years absolutely _does_ physiologically alter the body.
ZV

I think we all can pretty much agree that the average Japanese schoolgirl doesn't train like an olympic gymnast. For them, it's due to heredity. Even when the families move to the fat USA and have kids, those kids still turn out looking the same. You don't see a widespread event where all the Asian families that move to the US have daughters with a bountiful rack.

Meanwhile, in countries in Europe that have more school activities than the US, their breast growth isn't stunted.Denmark Girls

So sure, in extreme cases you can stunt your growth. But that's not what's giving Japanese women small breasts.

I think most people know that heredity is the underlying cause of why Asians have small breasts, but in today's political climate you just can't say it. It's good to avoid discrimination based on race, but to pretend that no differences exist is just naive. People are just putting their hands over their eyes when they pretend that no differences exist among races.

Cliffs notes: Yes, extreme physical activity during puberty can stunt a girl's growth. No, that is not what's giving women all across Asia small breasts.[/quote]i uh, like your link

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
Denmark Girls

SO MANY LUSCIOUS BOOBIES!:Q:Q

 

[yhelothar]

FAKE DAT!