I restrained him with my left hand, dropped to one knee, put my right hand back as far as I could, said "One thousand years of pain!!" in the over-blown anime style and everything, and prepared to kancho him straight to Hell. The boy was freaked out. I think tears were even streaming down his face. I don't blame him. In retrospect, I can't even imagine - you're a 12 year old Japanese boy being forcibly restrained by a large black man who is bound and determined to penetrate your ass. I would have been crying too.
OMFG-LMFAO
I just hit the desk with my knee...heck at 4am, I'm so tired I can almost ignore the pain through the beauty of the endorphins, but the mad cackling is bothering the cat, and probably the neighbors