The Japanese Are Sick

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Feb 10, 2000
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Originally posted by: wnied
I can't believe the Japanese would accept this monster back into society

Oh you mean like:

Woody Allen
Michael Jackson
O.J. Simpson
Monica Lewinski

...just to name a few of the miscreants our society enjoys.
~wnied~


These are inelegant comparisons at best. Allen and Lewinski were never so much as suspected of crimes, and Jackson was never charged criminally. OJ was acquitted. I can't see how any of these are similar to an admitted cannibal.
 

Jzero

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Jzero
I invented it.

YOU HAVE NO PROOF!

Sure I do.

Here is a transcript from 1995 on IRC:

11/21/1995 17:34:53
Proof_guy: "Dude, what is that?"
Me: "That's a tin-foil beanie thing for the smilie"
Proof_guy: "Wow, I bet that will come in handy if you ever start neffing on a BBS run by an indian dude"
Me: "Totally."

You slipped up! They wouldn't have had fusetalk emoticons on IRC. And how do you propose to make an ASCII beanie-con anyway?
0wn3D!
 

katka

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I was obsessed with Yakitori :eek:.:p I need one of those grills and some authentic Yakitori Sauce. Couldn't get the squid down. Psychological I think.
 

Dacalo

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Mar 31, 2000
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Originally posted by: AUMM
Originally posted by: Jmman
Have you ever eaten Japanese food? You would know why he went "cannibal".......:disgust:

rolleye.gif
i like japanese food

me too :)
 

Turin39789

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Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Jzero
I invented it.

YOU HAVE NO PROOF!

Sure I do.

Here is a transcript from 1995 on IRC:

11/21/1995 17:34:53
Proof_guy: "Dude, what is that?"
Me: "That's a tin-foil beanie thing for the smilie"
Proof_guy: "Wow, I bet that will come in handy if you ever start neffing on a BBS run by an indian dude"
Me: "Totally."

You slipped up! They wouldn't have had fusetalk emoticons on IRC. And how do you propose to make an ASCII beanie-con anyway?
0wn3D!

[:) ?
 

DaveSimmons

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Originally posted by: Jellomancer
Originally posted by: deftron
I must be too young..

What did Woody Allen do ?

He endorsed hemp. I say we burn Woody along with the Constitution! Damn hippies!!
Wrong Woddy. Your grasp of history is appealing ;)

I remember the year I went to camp
I heard about some lady named Selma and some blacks
Somebody put their fingers in the President's ears
It wasn't too much later they came out with Johnson's wax
I remember the book depository where they crowned the king of Cuba
That's all I can think of, but I'm sure there's something else
Way down inside me I can hear it coming back
Purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down
Purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around
Chinese people were fighting in the park
We tried to help them fight, no one appreciated that
Martin X was mad when they outlawed bell bottoms
Ten years later they were sharing the same cell
I shouted out, "Free the Expo '67"
Till they stepped on my hair, and they told me I was fat
Now I'm very big, I'm a big important man
And the only thing that's different is underneath my hat
Purple toupee is here to stay after the hair has gone away
The purple brigade is marching from the grave
 

Barnaby W. Füi

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.....and in america, rich criminals run free all the time. You're just a typical american who thinks that america is great and the rest of the world is uncivilized.

Remember Hitler? Remember Stalin?

All of mankind is hypocritical, it's all about making your people look good and the other people bad.
 

m2kewl

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Oct 7, 2001
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Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
...All of mankind is hypocritical, it's all about making your people look good and the other people bad.

there's no denying this fact - we're human, we ain't perfect.
 

MichaelD

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Jan 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Personally, I think the national Japanese obsession with all things scatological (e.g. "tubgirl") is rather disturbing.

Oooh. PM me a link?

What are you talking about?

.__
/:)\

EDIT: I just googled and found the site. Thanks for the heads up! Anyone have an uncensored version?


Dude...you DO NOT want to see Tubgirl...trust me on this one. I am king of all things freaky, but this is way out of even my league. It is.....*sniffle* EVIL! :Q
 

schizoid

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May 27, 2000
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Originally posted by: Jzero
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: Jzero
I invented it.

YOU HAVE NO PROOF!

Sure I do.

Here is a transcript from 1995 on IRC:

11/21/1995 17:34:53
Proof_guy: "Dude, what is that?"
Me: "That's a tin-foil beanie thing for the smilie"
Proof_guy: "Wow, I bet that will come in handy if you ever start neffing on a BBS run by an indian dude"
Me: "Totally."

You slipped up! They wouldn't have had fusetalk emoticons on IRC. And how do you propose to make an ASCII beanie-con anyway?
0wn3D!

Where in that quote did I say anything about Fusetalk? I didn't know what Fusetalk was back in 1995. Hell, I don't even know what it is now! I just said "Smilie"

": - )" is a smilie. So is " = ] ". I didn't even say "emoticons" since they're not really icons.

You might consider checking "yourself" prior to wrecking "yourself".
 

BillGates

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Nov 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: her209
There was that Chinese guy that ate dead babies. It was consider art. Yuck! :disgust:

I'm pretty sure that Snopes.com debunked that as a hoax/urban legend.
 

Jzero

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Oct 10, 1999
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You might consider checking "yourself" prior to wrecking "yourself".

I didn't see any ASCII beanie-con in your transcript. Because it doesn't exist. Give up! You pale before my logic.
 

Storm

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Nov 5, 1999
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OMG parents!

Excerpts from the article

After his first breaking-and-entering incident in Tokyo, he actually went to a psychiatrist to confess his dark desires. The man believed that Sagawa was highly dangerous?probably because he'd begun to act out his fantasies---but Sagawa's father managed to engineer a cover-up and then sent his son out of the country to another school. The mental health professionals who evaluated him later also saw dangerous tendencies in him, from psychosis to psychopathy.

It pays to be rich, and his father, Akira Sagawa, president of Kurita Water Industries in Tokyo, eventually worked out a deal in 1984 to have Sagawa transferred to the Matsuzawa psychiatric hospital in Japan. The superintendent there believed that he was sane and ought to be in prison. There Sagawa remained for only 15 months before he was granted his freedom in August 1985, again, thanks to his father and very much against the advice of the superintendent. After killing a woman and consuming her remains, Sagawa was able to go freely about in society only five years after the crime. He was even granted a passport to go to Germany.

What made the situation worse was how he reveled in what he did and was only too happy to tell people about it on television talk shows. He even agreed to appear in several Japanese pornographic films, and he wrote four novels. The one in which he described the details of his murder sold over 200,000 copies. Thanks to his father, he'd gotten away with murder, and he was quite proud of it.



:|
 

schizoid

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May 27, 2000
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Originally posted by: Jzero
You might consider checking "yourself" prior to wrecking "yourself".

I didn't see any ASCII beanie-con in your transcript. Because it doesn't exist. Give up! You pale before my logic.

Ummm...that's because it wasn't in the transcript. We were discussing what I had shown Proof_guy earlier.

Jeez, Mr. Assumption. Logic doesn't assume.

I also invented the Monkey Dance.

And I'm boning Thumper.

 

MichaelD

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Jan 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: Jzero
You might consider checking "yourself" prior to wrecking "yourself".

I didn't see any ASCII beanie-con in your transcript. Because it doesn't exist. Give up! You pale before my logic.

Hey, listen up, all you alien-controlled, mindless zombies! Jzero invented the stupid thing, OK? The tinfoil beanie thing is his...he figured it out...and he gets the credit. :p
 

Jzero

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Ummm...that's because it wasn't in the transcript. We were discussing what I had shown Proof_guy earlier.

Jeez, Mr. Assumption. Logic doesn't assume.

I also invented the Monkey Dance.

And I'm boning Thumper.

You are an evil, evil person. :D
 

schizoid

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May 27, 2000
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Jzero
You might consider checking "yourself" prior to wrecking "yourself".

I didn't see any ASCII beanie-con in your transcript. Because it doesn't exist. Give up! You pale before my logic.

Hey, listen up, all you alien-controlled, mindless zombies! Jzero invented the stupid thing, OK? The tinfoil beanie thing is his...he figured it out...and he gets the credit. :p

Of course it is.

I just like fvcking with people.

(I really am boning Thumper though).
 

MichaelD

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Jan 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Jzero
You might consider checking "yourself" prior to wrecking "yourself".

I didn't see any ASCII beanie-con in your transcript. Because it doesn't exist. Give up! You pale before my logic.

Hey, listen up, all you alien-controlled, mindless zombies! Jzero invented the stupid thing, OK? The tinfoil beanie thing is his...he figured it out...and he gets the credit. :p

Of course it is.

I just like fvcking with people.

(I really am boning Thumper though).


Does Grasshopper know? Why is she boning you? Bored with him? Are you a former lover? Tell us!!!!
 

cliftonite

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Jul 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Jzero
You might consider checking "yourself" prior to wrecking "yourself".

I didn't see any ASCII beanie-con in your transcript. Because it doesn't exist. Give up! You pale before my logic.

Hey, listen up, all you alien-controlled, mindless zombies! Jzero invented the stupid thing, OK? The tinfoil beanie thing is his...he figured it out...and he gets the credit. :p

Of course it is.

I just like fvcking with people.

(I really am boning Thumper though).

wtf?
 

schizoid

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May 27, 2000
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: schizoid
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: Jzero
You might consider checking "yourself" prior to wrecking "yourself".

I didn't see any ASCII beanie-con in your transcript. Because it doesn't exist. Give up! You pale before my logic.

Hey, listen up, all you alien-controlled, mindless zombies! Jzero invented the stupid thing, OK? The tinfoil beanie thing is his...he figured it out...and he gets the credit. :p

Of course it is.

I just like fvcking with people.

(I really am boning Thumper though).


Does Grasshopper know? Why is she boning you? Bored with him? Are you a former lover? Tell us!!!!


Start a "Why is schizoid boning thumper" thread and I'll tell you!