The Infamous "Yo Mama" Thread
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...has one arm & swims in a circle.
...strikes oil when she wears high heels.
...got no arms ,and bought a vest.
...has rotten teath and when she smiles they look like dice.
...got 3 teeth, one in her mouth & two in her pocket.
...was so dumb, she thought Manuel Labor was the president of Mexico.
...fills her dentures with water to make ice cubes.
of course, I didn't come up with them
...strikes oil when she wears high heels.
...got no arms ,and bought a vest.
...has rotten teath and when she smiles they look like dice.
...got 3 teeth, one in her mouth & two in her pocket.
...was so dumb, she thought Manuel Labor was the president of Mexico.
...fills her dentures with water to make ice cubes.
of course, I didn't come up with them
An actual conversation that was yelled across my office:
Me: I'm hungry but I don't know what I want. I've had everything around here too much.
Co-Worker: You can have my mom!
Me: Nah, I've had her too many times already.
Me: I'm hungry but I don't know what I want. I've had everything around here too much.
Co-Worker: You can have my mom!
Me: Nah, I've had her too many times already.
<< got 3 teeth, one in her mouth & two in her pocket. >>
HAHA!
<< ...had to put a milkshake on layaway >>
good 1.
Yo Mamas so old...
she remembers the Alamo
she knew Ronald McDonald when he was in clown school scientists claim she's the missing link
she lived at the Gettysburg address
her birthday expired
she has an autographed copy of the bible
when I told her to act her age, she dropped dead
she remembers turning tricks for a nickel
she's in Jesus's yearbook!
she swam in the Dead Sea when it was still alive.
Yo Mamas so stupid...
she goes to the library to get a book of matches
she thinks Boyz to Men is a Day care center
she thinks Chevy Chase is a funny car race
she brings toilet paper to a crap game
she sold her car for gas money
she got hit by a parked car!
she thinks a quarter back, was a refund!
she cooks with Old Spice
when you told her it was chilli outside she went and got a bowl
she brought a rabbit to a hair salon
she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet
she took a spoon to the superbowl
she water's fake plants.
she thinks a pawn shop is a chess players' club
she thinks tofu is a guy with a foot fetish
she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price
she thinks lobotomy is a new dance craze
she goes to the library to get a book of matches
she thinks Boyz to Men is a Day care center
she thinks Chevy Chase is a funny car race
she brings toilet paper to a crap game
she sold her car for gas money
she got hit by a parked car!
she thinks a quarter back, was a refund!
she cooks with Old Spice
when you told her it was chilli outside she went and got a bowl
she brought a rabbit to a hair salon
she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet
she took a spoon to the superbowl
she water's fake plants.
she thinks a pawn shop is a chess players' club
she thinks tofu is a guy with a foot fetish
she went to a mind reader and was only charged half price
she thinks lobotomy is a new dance craze
Mr.IncrediblyBored
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Yo mama so fat she went bungee jumpin and went straight to hell.
Yo mama like a subway everybody rides.
Yo mama so crosseyed she drop a dime and pick up two nickels.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook photo was an aerial veiw.
Yo mama like a stop sign she's on every corner.
Yo mama like a doorknob everybody gets a turn.
Yo mama like a subway everybody rides.
Yo mama so crosseyed she drop a dime and pick up two nickels.
Yo mama so fat her yearbook photo was an aerial veiw.
Yo mama like a stop sign she's on every corner.
Yo mama like a doorknob everybody gets a turn.
Yo mamma is so fat,
she went to Sizzler's and got a group discount
every time she turns around it's her birthday
she irons her clothes on the driveway
her belt size is the equator
Yo mamma's gums are soo black, she spits out chocalate milk
she went to Sizzler's and got a group discount
every time she turns around it's her birthday
she irons her clothes on the driveway
her belt size is the equator
Yo mamma's gums are soo black, she spits out chocalate milk
hzl eyed grl
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Yo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig told her, "sorry, I don't perform miracles!"
Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture was a satelite photo.
Yo mama's so old, her breakmilk is now cheezwiz.
Yo mama's so fat, the Sun orbit around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she became an astronaut scientists declared the discovery of a 10th planet.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a Colin Powel was a punctuation mark.
Yo mama's so nice, she gave me a dollar when I asked for a quarter... Totally unrelated, but felt I had to say something nice since I've been insulting everyone's mama.
Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture was a satelite photo.
Yo mama's so old, her breakmilk is now cheezwiz.
Yo mama's so fat, the Sun orbit around her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she became an astronaut scientists declared the discovery of a 10th planet.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't afford to pay attention.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a Colin Powel was a punctuation mark.
Yo mama's so nice, she gave me a dollar when I asked for a quarter... Totally unrelated, but felt I had to say something nice since I've been insulting everyone's mama.
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