Jeeebus
Diamond Member
I feel like that title could either be a bad Sci Fy Channel movie or an awesome low budget porn film.
Unfortunately, it's neither. This time of year the yard is full of fruit which means the iguanas have returned to reap their bounty. These two have been camped out under our peach tree for the past week, gorging themselves on the sweet nectar of my hard work (another good porn tagline). Pretty cool to watch them munch on a peach (ohhh my) though if any more show up I may need to take some protective action to prevent a full invasion of the yard. Of course my dogs who bark at their own shadows are too retarded to notice these reptiles creeping around the yard.
Unfortunately, it's neither. This time of year the yard is full of fruit which means the iguanas have returned to reap their bounty. These two have been camped out under our peach tree for the past week, gorging themselves on the sweet nectar of my hard work (another good porn tagline). Pretty cool to watch them munch on a peach (ohhh my) though if any more show up I may need to take some protective action to prevent a full invasion of the yard. Of course my dogs who bark at their own shadows are too retarded to notice these reptiles creeping around the yard.