The "I love Family Guy" thread -- giggidy giggidy!!!

[Broohaha]

Chime in here if you love Family Guy and recount some of your favorite moments/characters/episodes from the show.

For me it would have to be when Peter got in a thong and rubbed ice on his nipples to try and convince Luke Perry that he was gay. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt.

And Stewie is a god, pure and simple.

 

[SpiderX]

Touche Salesman

 

[JC]

"Heavens, it would seem my weewee has been stricken with rigor mortis!"

 

[Ameesh]

Oh YEAAAH...... OH NO!

 

[Excelsior]

Family Guy ROCKS YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE!

 

[Muck]

"I order you to kill me at once!!......For the love of God shake me!! Shake me like a British nanny!!"

 

[JetBlack69]

"For every sprinkle I find, I'll kill you!"

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: JetBlack69
"For every sprinkle I find, I'll kill you!"

"For every sprinkle I find, I Shall kill you."

My fav quote beigns with, "The safeword is..." Who can finish?

 

[mpitts]

"Geez Lois what are you doin lying on the couch at this hour? Have you been drinking?"

"Peter, you know I never drink"

"Oh yeah, just like you never dodged the draft?"

"What are you talking about? I'm a women"

"Sure you are....... Now."

 

[FoBoT]

~~~

 

[azncoffeeboi]

Forgtive me if this isnt exact.

"Hola. Me llamo es Brian."

"You dont have to say es between me llamo and brian."

"Oh, you speak english then?"

"No, I just know that sentence and the sentence im saying now."

"Your kidding, right?"

"Que?"

 

[JetBlack69]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: JetBlack69
"For every sprinkle I find, I'll kill you!"

"For every sprinkle I find, I Shall kill you."

My fav quote beigns with, "The safeword is..." Who can finish?

banana.

I love you.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: JetBlack69

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: JetBlack69
"For every sprinkle I find, I'll kill you!"

"For every sprinkle I find, I Shall kill you."
My fav quote beigns with, "The safeword is..." Who can finish?

banana.
I love you.

 

[kami]

Here's a few quotes..



Quagmire: How old are you honey?
Girl: 16
Quagmire: 18? Alright!
Girl: Mom!!!!
Quagmire: I like where this is going.... OH!

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Dear diary...Jackpot!

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The one where Peter talks about not getting cloud insurance and how the clouds are out to get him
Cut to clouds in the sky:
Cloud 1: We attack tomorrow
Cloud 2: Yes
Cloud 1:............I mean it this time!
Cloud 2: Yeah yeah, me too!

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Optimus Prime's jewish?!

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Quagmire walks into a gay bar, walks up to two lesbians:
"You ladies ever been penetrated?"

 

[Broohaha]

Peter begins his first day as president.

Sharpens pencil one.

Sharpens pencil two.

Bored, taps thumbs on table.

Tries to sharpen finger, yells in pain.

Thinks.

Looks around.

Keeps a wary eye as he gets up and unzips his pants.

[Cut away to exterior of office]

Peter screams in agony.

 

[KeyserSoze]

If anyone remembers the exact quote of this, you are awesome. I can't recall it right now.

But Lois is going to meet some old friend for coffee, and makes something up to tell Peter. Anyways, Peter asks her where she is going, and somehow it turns out that Chris is going to be "Lois" for the time being.

So, Peter goes "Lois, you really gained some weight there."

And Chris says something like "Well, if you'd buy me nice things....", and starts crying. Anyone know what I'm talking about?




KeyserSoze

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
If anyone remembers the exact quote of this, you are awesome. I can't recall it right now. But Lois is going to meet some old friend for coffee, and makes something up to tell Peter. Anyways, Peter asks her where she is going, and somehow it turns out that Chris is going to be "Lois" for the time being. So, Peter goes "Lois, you really gained some weight there." And Chris says something like "Well, if you'd buy me nice things....", and starts crying. Anyone know what I'm talking about? KeyserSoze

i think i saw that episode the other day

reminds me of the ep where stewie makes chris his robot to go and buy some dangerous stuff at the hardware store. stewie is outside and talking into a mic which is connected to a reciever in chris' ear. whatever stewie says, chris says. so chris walks in and talks the way stewie talks and he's like

"pardon me sir, i would be requiring your assistance in acquiring some items which may be used for the purposes of ..."

and then he cuts off and goes

"what? no, i wont give you five dollars. get away from me you creep. ah! you monster, stay back, stay back i say!"

hehe, it was real funny cuz it was stewie's talk with chris' voice.heh.

 

[Broohaha]

meg: chris, you're hogging up all the air!
chris: oh yeah? well, meg, you're hogging up... all the.... UGLY!

 

[alkemyst]

i don't watch regularly and missed that one with the 'getting anal later' quote.

Was that literal or not? I know they push it, but that's going far.

anyone know?

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
i don't watch regularly and missed that one with the 'getting anal later' quote. Was that literal or not? I know they push it, but that's going far. anyone know?

it was definitely there. i remember it.

today i saw an ep on dvd where peter says "i'm so excited that you're coming and not just because i got to say "come"... heheheh"

very raunchy stuff. melikes.

 

[Brutuskend]

CLICK ME and enjoy!

 

[Glitchny]

"nice moat"

"Well is keeps the black knight at bay"

 

[Brutuskend]

Chris: I found my baby book! Hey...here's the broken condom that led to my birth.
Lois: And the resulting lawsuit that bought us this house. [kisses chris] You're my favorite mistake.
Chris: You see Meg, I'm the favorite!

 

[masterxfob]

when you wish upon a weinstein

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Chris: I'm thinking of a word and it's *not* kitty...
Meg: Is it...... kitty?
Chris: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!

Peter: What do you want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy?!

Family Guy is teh anti-sux0r