The Husband Store

[vood0g]

Originally posted by: Passions

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

The *joke* is that no matter how good a man there is, a woman will always want something better. They would have been happy with any of the men on the previous floors, but they wanted even *more.* Then they found out there was no more; they already passed up the best there was because they were greedy.

Get it? It's stereotypical and sexist, to be sure, but funny nonetheless. If you didn't find it so, then this type of humor is not for you. Stick to knock-knock jokes.

Isn't it true for a man? No matter how good a woman is, a man will always want something better? Isn't it true for a car? No matter how good a car is, a man will always want something better? How about a computer? No matter how good a computer is, a man will always want something better?

It's human nature to advance and want something better.

No humor in this one. 0/10.

i think most jokes are based on facts, the closer to the truth it gets while poking fun at it, the funnier it is.. anyhow, the joke was funny. it would have been funny if a man was in the place of the woman. geez, lighten up.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: Passions

Isn't it true for a man? No matter how good a woman is, a man will always want something better? Isn't it true for a car? No matter how good a car is, a man will always want something better? How about a computer? No matter how good a computer is, a man will always want something better?

It's human nature to advance and want something better.

No humor in this one. 0/10.

So anything that reflects human nature and hints at the truth is not funny? Doesn't that exclude 90% of all jokes ever told? In fact, aren't most jokes funny because they do just that?

Ok, here a joke just for you: A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender turns into a magical fairy and flys away! HAHA! Wasn't that great! It had no basis in reality and not an ounce of truth to it! Funny! :roll:

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Mnementh

Originally posted by: Gravity
repost.

No Sh!t sherlock, with something that old of course it's a repost, still if it hasn't been posted in the last few months why is a repost of a joke such a problem?

If it's a repost of a thread thats been beaten to death countless times then yes I hate that just as much as all the other repost nazi's but I don't see the issue with reposting something like this from months ago.

Exactly. Fvck the repost Nazis. If I havent seen it before, i don't care. :beer:

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Passions

Originally posted by: Ilmater
OK, so they're told that the guys get better on every floor... then they go up a few floors and see this to appear to be true... and then they get to the top and find they were being lied to.

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I don't get it.

I've heard it before, I just don't see how it's funny. You could do the same with a guy unless there was a floor where the attributes were "extremely hot, big bewbies, LOVES to have sex, loves to cook, loves to clean, and isn't a head case" because there's nothing else guys care about.

Same here. I don't get how this is supposed to be funny. It's not a joke, it's just something that's truth. Substitute in a car. "Car that runs well and costs cheap," and go up, "Car with 500HP, convertible, low gas consumption, costs dirt cheap, and luxury all around." How is it funny?

Verdict: 0/10.

engineering is possible. people is just people

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Passions
Isn't it true for a man? No matter how good a woman is, a man will always want something better? Isn't it true for a car? No matter how good a car is, a man will always want something better? How about a computer? No matter how good a computer is, a man will always want something better?

It's human nature to advance and want something better.

No humor in this one. 0/10.

You must be a big hit at parties....

 

[Svnla]

Good one.

 

[DT4K]

Originally posted by: vood0g

Originally posted by: moshquerade
if we could only buy the model we'd like to. . .

impossible, how can u buy a model that you like when you dont even know what you like...

8/10

All she wants is a man who will buy her a dress, duh.