The human virus scanner. . .

[episodic]

See what virus you suffer from.

http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?

 

[shimsham]

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

None!

Viruses you might suffer from:

None!

 

[episodic]

Originally posted by: shimsham
Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

None!

Viruses you might suffer from:

None!

You did not recognize anything? Wow. . .

 

[virtueixi]

wtf

 

[episodic]

Originally posted by: virtueixi
wtf

Ya gottta read the directions

 

[imported_goku]

WTF, tried it and still, WTF.

 

[shimsham]

i recongised most images. just picked random from what i knew.

ahh i see, pick all that you recognise.

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching

Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Windows (75%)
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Free BSD (95%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

 

[cjgallen]

haha, I got a lot of them

 

[deadlyapp]

so retarded.

It says I suffer from the Mac disease...I mean cmon, who doesn't know those godamn images. I havent used a mac in upwards of 8 years...

And fast food disease? I think that was from recognizing the golden arches, and the friggin kfc guy.

I might suffer from pokemon? There was one goshdarned thing in there, only one, and i noticed it...

Meh, retarded. 1/10

 

[AbAbber2k]

0/10

So the more observent/informed you are the worse off you are?

 

[no0b]

Originally posted by: deadlyapp
so retarded.

It says I suffer from the Mac disease...I mean cmon, who doesn't know those godamn images. I havent used a mac in upwards of 8 years...

And fast food disease? I think that was from recognizing the golden arches, and the friggin kfc guy.

I might suffer from pokemon? There was one goshdarned thing in there, only one, and i noticed it...

Meh, retarded. 1/10

There were atleast 2, pikalue and a pokEmon ball.

....this coming from someone whos never seen an episode, or played any of its retarded games. All from fvcking comercials.

 

[mchammer187]

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Hippyism (60%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

 

[illusion88]

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.


Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


British (65%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


UNIX (80%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

 

[episodic]

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