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Aquarius - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fuucking jerk. You enjoy sucking cock.
Pisces - You have vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting for what you mistake as power. You lack confidence and you are a general dipshiit.
Aries - You are a pioneer type and think most people are diickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come into contact with you are a prick.
Virgo - You are the logical type. And hate disorder. Your shiit picking attitude is sickening to your coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall alseep while fuucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Scorpio - The worst of the lot!! You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are perfect son-of-a-biitch. Most scorpios are murdered.
Cancer - You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems, which makes you a sucker. You always keep putting off things. This is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shiit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
Leo - You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinls you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo's are theivng mother-fuuckers and enjoy masturbating more than sex.
Taurus - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and stick-to-it-ivness because you never do anything right the first time. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded you are nothing but a fuucking asshole.
Gemini - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect to much for to little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest
Capricorn - You are conservative and are afraid of taking a risk. You are basically a chicken shiit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
Sagitarius - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagitarious are drunks. Nixon was a Sagitarius. You are indeed a worthless piece of shiit.
Libra - You are the artisitic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably a Queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil, most Libra women are whores. All Libra's die of veneral disease.
Pisces - You have vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting for what you mistake as power. You lack confidence and you are a general dipshiit.
Aries - You are a pioneer type and think most people are diickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient, and scornful of advice. You do nothing but piss off everyone you come into contact with you are a prick.
Virgo - You are the logical type. And hate disorder. Your shiit picking attitude is sickening to your coworkers. You are cold and unemotional and often fall alseep while fuucking. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Scorpio - The worst of the lot!! You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are perfect son-of-a-biitch. Most scorpios are murdered.
Cancer - You are sympathetic and understanding to other peoples problems, which makes you a sucker. You always keep putting off things. This is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth shiit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
Leo - You consider yourself a born leader. Everyone thinls you are an idiot. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo's are theivng mother-fuuckers and enjoy masturbating more than sex.
Taurus - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and stick-to-it-ivness because you never do anything right the first time. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded you are nothing but a fuucking asshole.
Gemini - You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect to much for to little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest
Capricorn - You are conservative and are afraid of taking a risk. You are basically a chicken shiit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
Sagitarius - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendancy to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagitarious are drunks. Nixon was a Sagitarius. You are indeed a worthless piece of shiit.
Libra - You are the artisitic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, you are probably a Queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil, most Libra women are whores. All Libra's die of veneral disease.
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