The Hector Ruiz Rap

[HDTVMan]

Oh No.

Flashback to the 80's when everyone had rap songs like football teams. Ouch. Ouch.

 

[Lorn]

Look at you, Intel - with your performance all laggin
I'll murder you dog, there'll be no return of the dragon

jk

 

[xtknight]

yo homie u cant step
this be my 500th rep[etition]
i be runnin prime95 for an hour
and yous already outta powah
you hot like the earth's core
liquid nitrogen i'ma have to pour
notta mention yo enormous price
that buys just one of my time slice
this aint the second comin' of christ
just tryin' give u some advice
yous about as good for choppin rice
or just rollin the dice
we raved about by the criticz
yall stuck runnin linux
not to mention my enormous bling
make you sound like a bell ring

now if i could only watch myself on video rapping this in front of a whole bunch of people, i'd have enough embarrasment to last my whole life.

Disclaimer: the above rap does not necessarily reflect the views of Anandtech or the whole country (but it probably does).

edit: "fine tuning"
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my ((2^10)+1)th post.

 

[Rip the Jacker]

<takes advice from StoneBurner>
<imitates : Nas - Ether>

What up INTEL fanboys, ay yo, I know you ain't talkin 'bout my processor dog
(FVCK INTEL)
You, what?
(FVCK INTEL)

AMD Pwns across the belly
ATOT's charts prove you lost already

Brace yourself for the main event
Ya'll impatiently waitin
It's like a Video Card test, what's the results?
Result's Positive, who's the best? Athlon 64
Need I say more?
How could AMD be garbage?
AMD got this, locked since 6'9
AMD is the truest, name a chip that it ain't influenced


AMD's been fvcked over, left for dead, dissed and forgotten
Luck ran out, they hoped that AMD'd be gone, stiff and rotten
Y'all just post about it, sh!t about it, laugh behind its back
Started slowly working a new chip,
I know you couldn't wait but I told you to get a grip
Athlon 64 is the name
Bringing demise to the Intel Pentium 4 in this processor game.