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The Hector Ruiz Rap

clarkey01

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This in a appreciation thread for Hector Ruiz, he?s a whizz on the guitar so I wanna make a rap for him to put out


" Yo intel, Me name is Hector, You CPU's are sh*t cos they have No vector"
 

Zebo

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:music: Intel said day gonna bring the prescott assault, most consider it an insult.

As AMD perfomance margins gettin' further and futher apart wit every new release, Intels Engineers mutsa flew to Belize.

I kicked out ole crazy Jerry, now we gots us some clarity.

Bitches, hoes and niggas all use my shit, Cuz they know it's the processor to get.

:music::music::music:
 

Zebo

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Ya may be better in OT, cuz Intel don't want to be punked nasty.
 

clarkey01

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?Don?t mess with me boys down at FAB 30, they maybe be german but they know to get dirty?
 

clarkey01

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"Me boys churn out dey finest processorz from silicon wafers, those Intel chips there made out potatezers"
 

clarkey01

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Dey say Itanium is the way and X86 is whack, well we?r skint so well we cant do jack

The old XP still living large, I got me boys down in FAB30 in charge

We maybe be skint, we may be broke, but at least our CPU?s don?t make smoke

Dey try and copy our sh*t , NX and 64 BIT

Barret can kiss ma ass, cos my K8?s have class

Me dual core baby?s kill de competition, it leave poor old Smithfield wishin
 

Duvie

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Originally posted by: clarkey01

Dey say Itanium is the way and X86 is whack, well we?r skint so well we cant do jack

The old XP still living large, I got me boys down in FAB30 in charge

We maybe be skint, we may be broke, but at least our CPU?s don?t make smoke

Dey try and copy our sh*t , NX and 64 BIT

Barret can kiss ma ass, cos my K8?s have class

Me dual core baby?s kill de competition, it leave poor old Smithfield wishin



Actually this is pretty damn good...Aint no 50 cent....
 

clarkey01

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Originally posted by: Mrvile
I like this thread :) Would get more replies in OT but who cares, good times. :)

Yeah just a bit of fun ! Hope ppl dont think Im anti Intel, I'll come up with some more "Rappin" later
 

Keysplayr

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Originally posted by: clarkey01
Originally posted by: Mrvile
I like this thread :) Would get more replies in OT but who cares, good times. :)

Yeah just a bit of fun ! Hope ppl dont think Im anti Intel, I'll come up with some more "Rappin" later


I hate rap with a passion. But that last bit you did was pretty good. :)
 

DAPUNISHER

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:music: White boyz can't rap, it come out like crap :music:

:music: So just STFU fo I puke on my lap! :music: :p

And Marshall ain't white, regardless of skin color ;)
 

Zebo

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Originally posted by: Sunbird
:music: I may be the Hector, but Intel be no Achilles in my sector :music:

Don't you think Greek Mythology is a little high brow for rap 'artists?':p
 

DAPUNISHER

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Originally posted by: Sunbird
Nope. They just had to watch that movie. Rappers watch movies don't they?
Most are too busy making them ;)