The hardest part about eating a vegetable...

[StageLeft]

... is swallowing the wheelchair.

HAHA, this was gobadgr's MSN name

 

[Legendary]

So wrong, yet so funny.

 

[Yax]

LMAO, totally twisted.

 

OMG! :Q:laugh:

 

[monk3y]

LOL

 

Edited for the children

 

[Raj]

2/10

 

[ohtwell]

Haahahahahahaha!


: ) Amanda

 

[LordJezo]

 

[azazyel]

one ticket to hell please.

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: LordJezo
OMG!

I'm sorry buddy. Was it a car crash??

I'll pray that at least the baby is okay. At least then she will be able to live on through the child's soul.

What??


: ) Amanda

 

[jinduy]

i don't get it

 

Amanda, he's the vegetable

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Roger
I am going to tell an old dirty joke ;

What do you call a hooker with a runny nose ?



























Full

Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

 

[StageLeft]

Oh roger's joke is rude!

 

[Lounatik]

The hardest part about eating a vegetable?















Why, getting her legs to spead apart, of course!

I'll take that ticket to hell now, please.


Peace


Lounatik

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Lounatik
The hardest part about eating a vegetable?















Why, getting her legs to spead apart, of course!

I'll take that ticket to hell now, please.


Peace


Lounatik

That's even worse than mine!

 

[DrPizza]

I'm not sure if I should admit to laughing at this one.

 

[jjones]

lol :beer:

 

[Entity]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I'm not sure if I should admit to laughing at this one.

I've known that one for years. Always thought I was going to hell for laughing at it, too.

 

[samgau]

This thing is so wrong on so many levels....

 

[Yax]

images of "Kill Bill", and "My name is Buck, I'm here to.." just crossed my mind.

 

[Eli]

LOL.....

 

[SSP]

See you in hell!


-From heaven.

 

[azazyel]

"what? oh that, yes that is my handbasket"

Very old

Girl sits in a wheelchair on the beach sobbing. A man walks by and says, "Young lady...why are you crying?" She says, "I'm 18, a quadraplegic, and I've never been fu*ked." The man smiles and says, "I can help you with that!!" She exclaims, "YOU CAN!????" The man says, "Oh yes..."...and with that...he gently picks her up...gazes lovingly into her eyes, and throws her into the water. He says, "Yer f*cked now!!!!"