The hardest part about eating a vegetable...

[MazerRackham]

Wrong and wrong!

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: Skoorb
... is swallowing the wheelchair.

HAHA, this was gobadgr's MSN name

<Rim Shot.... Thanks, two shows a day folks.....

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: azazyel
"what? oh that, yes that is my handbasket"

Very old

Girl sits in a wheelchair on the beach sobbing. A man walks by and says, "Young lady...why are you crying?" She says, "I'm 18, a quadraplegic, and I've never been fu*ked." The man smiles and says, "I can help you with that!!" She exclaims, "YOU CAN!????" The man says, "Oh yes..."...and with that...he gently picks her up...gazes lovingly into her eyes, and throws her into the water. He says, "Yer f*cked now!!!!"

Guess I just got upgraded to first class on the trip to Hell