A few days ago, a man was walking by me and not watching where he was going; you know when someone walks by and they turn their head still looking at you? Well I start to smile and he walked into something, squaring himself in the cojones. He looked up and I started to laugh at this point, not in a mean way but an amused way...and he shrugs and says, "I guess that's what I get for looking at you!"
Poor guy but it made me happy!