"The Greatest Moments of the Simpsons"

[pulpp]

when they go to japan then all start rolling on the floor from nervous shock after watching japanese cartoons i laughed so hard watching this one

 

[Platypus]

The paddling of the swollen ass!

 

[kuk]

When Homer time travels ... Halloween episode.


LOL

 

[johneetrash]

i suggest you leave immediately..

or what? you'll get the dogs or the bees? or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?!

 

[Omegachi]

when Fadel Castro stole the 1 trillion dollar bill from Mr. burns

 

[Platypus]

The robotic Richard Simmons will live in infamy

 

[Omegachi]

when Smithers send out the Richard Simmon's robot at Homer

<shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty>

(_/_) (_|_) (_\_)

 

[Omegachi]

when Troy Mclore was in the production of Planet of the Apes

Dr. Zais, Dr. Zais, OHhhhhh.... Dr. Zais

 

[Josh]

<< I would say the most emotional one is when maggie talks. >>



Lol, she never did

 

[Josh]

<< when they go to japan then all start rolling on the floor from nervous shock after watching japanese cartoons i laughed so hard watching this one >>



ROFL, that was pretty funny. And Homer comes in and starts doing it even though he has no clue what the hell is going on

 

[geno]

&quot;Yeah! I like snruB's idea!!&quot;

 

[gnoymyguy]

When Mr. Burns crushes the paper cup(and fails)

Or just things about his general weakness and Smithers is forced to help out

 

[Deeko]

Hmm....is it possible to have a favorite moment? No...but there are many, many great ones...here's one that comes to mind:

Burns: I miss my powerplant. Let's go back. We'll take the spruce moose! Hop in Smithers!
Smithers: Uh, sir, it's not a real plane....
Burns: (cocks gun) I said hop in....

Ok thats not perfect but you know what scene I'm talkin about

 

[Scarpozzi]

&quot;Guess who?&quot;

&quot;Merriss?&quot;

 

[lowfatbaconboy]

rex bannon: ill catch you beer baron
homer*in the distance*: no you won't
rex: yes i will!
homer: nopee

ralph: miss hoover do you have any more worms
hover: no were all out now go to sleep while the other children are learning
ralph: oh boy sleep thats where im a viking!

 

[sohcrates]

Homer: No TV and no beer make Homer something something
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

plus about a million more. heheh

 

[Deeko]

<< rex bannon: ill catch you beer baron
homer*in the distance*: no you won't
rex: yes i will!
homer: nopee >>


lol...
Bannon: (grabbing everyone that passes) Are you the beer baron??
Home: (walks by with barrow full of liqour making stuff) Hows it hangin bannon?
Bannon: (doesnt look) None of your business

 

[Optimus]

Millhouse:
&quot;Good! I hated your dog, Bart! Remember that time when he ate my fish? And you said I never had any fish?

Then why did I have the bowl, Bart?


Why did I have the bowl?&quot;

 

[lowfatbaconboy]

copy and paste
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Station/6348/SUPER2c.wav

really old wav file i wipped up of a bunch of simpsons catch phrases and sayings....gota hear it

the site is super old and not maintained so don't bother looking at it plllzz don't =P

 

[lowfatbaconboy]

ummm BUMP so listen to the wav file damnit

copy paste
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Station/6348/SUPER2c.wav

 

[Rudee]

Episode S10E07 - Lisa Gets an &quot;A&quot;

After Homer's pet Lobster &quot;Pinchy&quot; leaves muddy footprints on Marge's kitchen floor, Homer appologizes on behalf of Pinchy who had gotten dirty &quot;chasing birds in the yard&quot;. &quot;But don't worry&quot; Homer says to Marge &quot;I put him in a nicccccce hot bath&quot;. Just then Bart walks in and says &quot;Heh, what smells so good?&quot; Homer pauses for a second... &quot;Pinchy?...Pinchy????.. AHHHHHHHH!!!&quot; <Homer sprints to the bathroom screaming>.

 

[raptor13]

How about when the Simpson family is sitting around eating dinner and Lisa explaining where different meats come from.

Lisa: &quot;Bacon, ham, pork.... They're all from the same animal, Dad!&quot;

Homer: &quot;Oh, ya, RIGHT Lisa... Like there's really this wonderful, magical animal!&quot;

 

[lowfatbaconboy]

yea and then they picture ah hot dog coming from a pidgeon a shoe and something else

on and i gota correct someone
on an earlier post &quot;im the magical man from happy land eating gum drop house on lolly pop laaannneee&quot; *slams door* &quot;oh btw i was being sarcastic&quot;

 

[pumpinbrown]

&quot;the leader&quot; episode

&quot;outta my way jerkass!&quot; ~homer

 

[tm37]

&quot;Lisa I can't promise I'll try But I'll Try To try.&quot;

One of my favorite eps. LAFFY (the dog) Also &quot;Marijuana&quot;
&quot;Uh Chief it could be medicinal&quot;
Blind Guy &quot;UH yeah if I don't smoke it I'll.......Go Blinder!&quot;
That was AWESOME!