The George W. Bush Conspiracy Generator

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"Want to come up with your own conspiracy theory about Bush? Don't let Al Franken, Michael Moore, and MoveOn.org have all the fun! Use this handy George W. Bush Conspiracy Theory Generator to come up with your own conspiracy theory!*"

"* This tool may not be used to create Democratic presidential candidate speeches or generate content for MoveOn.org without the express permission of Buttafly.com."

Enjoy!

 

[josphII]

good one!

 

[glugglug]

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that the Jews, the Christian Coalition, and big corporations could kill women.

 

[tallest1]

George W. Bush rigged the 2000 election so that the Jews and oil companies could steal from Michael Moore.

George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that big corporations could conquer Michael Moore.

 

[dahunan]

Make Your Own Bush Speech

 

[DealMonkey]

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that Rush Limbaugh, oil companies, Republicans, white men, and SUV owners could invade Al Franken.

That bastard! :evil:

 

[CADsortaGUY]

"George W. Bush lowered taxes so that Rush Limbaugh, white men, SUV owners, and the Christian Coalition could upset liberals."

Buahahaha

CkG

 

[Genesys]

"George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that Rush Limbaugh could kill liberals."
"George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that the Christian Coalition could offend minorities."
"George W. Bush has not captured Osama bin Laden so that gun owners could kill welfare recipients."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: CADkindaGUY
"George W. Bush lowered taxes so that Rush Limbaugh, white men, SUV owners, and the Christian Coalition could upset liberals."

Buahahaha

CkG

"George W. Bush lowered taxes so that big corporations could oppress liberals."

 

[sMiLeYz]

The speech generator was a hoot!

Oh yeah the conspiracy generator was good too.