The Funniest Bumper Sticker (one only) that You've seen!!!

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"Ask me about microwaving cats for profit AND fun."

 

[hoyaguru]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw

Originally posted by: kranky
A few years ago when all the dog owners had bumper stickers that said "I <heart> my poodle" or whatever breed they owned, someone came up with stick-ons that had a picture of a screw. They fit perfectly over the heart picture on the bumper stickers.

I've also seen the same thing with the playing card club symbol.

I saw them, they were: I (heart) my car. I (spade) my dog. I (club) my wife.

 

[sillymofo]

Broke my own rule, ok:

"Powered by __________" <-- insert caption of your choice. (on beaters)

 

[Ameesh]

Fight Entropy!

 

[DnetMHZ]

"I've found him.... I've got Jesus in the trunk!"

 

[GambiT]

A couple of years ago we had the bumper sticker:

"Our Governor can beat up your Governor"

Guess what state I'm from...

 

[tennisflip]

"Preserve Wildlife - Pickle a Squirrel"

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: GambiT
A couple of years ago we had the bumper sticker: "Our Governor can beat up your Governor" Guess what state I'm from...

Jesse Ventura.

 

[AlienCraft]

"I'm only doing what the voices in my head tell me to do."

 

[tennisflip]

"Reunite Pangea!"

 

[shortalias]

"Save gas, fart in a jar"

 

[Anubis]

"If they call it tourist season, How come we cant shoot the tourists"


the guys licence plate said "OLD FRT"

 

[TMPadmin]

http://www.dumbbumpers.com/

 

[Bryophyte]

"Lick Bush in '92"
Put out by our local Democratic party. My friend commented that all you needed to do after the election was over was remove the "in '92" part, he said you'd be left with good advice.

I was very disappointed that this wasn't resurrected for the last election (Gore/Bush Jr). Maybe someone will do it for Jr vs whoever wins the Demo primary.

 

[GambiT]

"Bad spellers of the world, UNTIE!"

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: GambiT
A couple of years ago we had the bumper sticker:

"Our Governor can beat up your Governor"

Guess what state I'm from...

But if Ahnold wins... well, Ventura might not be in office anymore, but it'd be an entertaining rumble.

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: TMPadmin
http://www.dumbbumpers.com/

"Does this condom make me look fat?"

pwn3d

 

[Lyfer]

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[shopbruin]

"mckinley/roosevelt 00: leadership for a new century:

 

[Rainsford]

"Don't laugh, it's paid for."

 

[moonshinemadness]

'Go on then, overtake me small dick'

 

[JoLLyRoGer]

"Yes it's my truck...No I won't help you move!"

 

[oboeguy]

Originally posted by: dpm

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
"STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFT"

Thats superb! Me wants one.

I've seen as a t-shirt, "STOP PLATE TECTONICS". Continental Drift is no longer the accepted theory, after all.

My favorite? "Ithaca is Gorges" (you have to know about the area to get it).

 

[sillymofo]

OK... one more.... "Pr0N Star" on a convertible beatle with 60+ grandma driving.

 

[MagicianBdotCom]

I got kicked out of cub scouts for eating a brownie

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