The Funniest Bumper Sticker (one only) that You've seen!!!

[sillymofo]

In lieu of the religious one, I'd like to have a hilarious one, so people don't have to fight over who's right or wrong... can't we all just get along?

Any ways... here's a funny one:

"Sex is like pizza, when it's good, it's really good, when it's bad, it's still pretty good"

 

[Jhill]

"My kid had sex with your honor roll student"

 

[Confused]

Someone needs to make a "Girls kill kittens too" one


Confused

 

[MrDingleDangle]

"STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFT"

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: Confused
Someone needs to make a "Girls kill kittens too" one


Confused

I don't think most people will get that, and PITA would go crazy.

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

"Yo mama so fat it take two rings to bind her."

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw
"Yo mama so fat it take two rings to bind her."

LoL!!!!

 

[Mr N8]

I like cats. They taste good with ketchup.

 

[brian_riendeau]

CAN'T FEED THEM
DON'T BREED THEM

i had this on my dodge while i worked at a grocery store for a few years in high school. the store asked me to remove it once and i simply said, "why?" and they had no good reason within store policy. hopefully the sticker ticked off a few white trash welfare moms as they went into the store to pick up their nightly supply of coffee brandy and cigarettes.

 

[RobDowneyJr]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
"STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFT"

LOL

 

[TMPadmin]

Gas, Grass or A$$
Nobody rides for free.

 

[deerslayer]

"If you can read this, please flip me over"

 

[dpm]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
"STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFT"

Thats superb! Me wants one.

 

[hoyaguru]

Warning: I speed up to run over small animals.

 

[illusion88]

I just got
"I'd surf too if I couldn't bodyboard"

I can't wait to see what some of the other locals have to say!

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: illusion88
I just got "I'd surf too if I couldn't bodyboard" I can't wait to see what some of the other locals have to say!

Shouldn't it be the other way around

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: Confused
Someone needs to make a "Girls kill kittens too" one


Confused

the worst day ever for that dude

 

[Actaeon]

"My kid beat up your honor roll student"

EDIT: Or something similar to that effect.

 

[galperi1]

"I may be fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet"

 

[cricky]

"Don't mess with me, I probably made your license plates."

or

"I smoked weed for a week last night."

Oops.. Can't follow directions...

--Chris

 

[Wuffsunie]

Originally posted by: Confused
Someone needs to make a "Girls kill kittens too" one

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's quite evil! Must have.

I can't do quite one, though they are of the same theme:
Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwitch.
Campus Crusade for Cthulhu. If your god's dead, blame mine!

-- Jack

Listen to the new Hasidic hip-hop group, Jew Momma.

 

[kranky]

A few years ago when all the dog owners had bumper stickers that said "I <heart> my poodle" or whatever breed they owned, someone came up with stick-ons that had a picture of a screw. They fit perfectly over the heart picture on the bumper stickers.

Saw quite a few stickers that were "modified" and chances are the owners never noticed.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

"Driver only carries $20 in ammunition".

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Originally posted by: kranky
A few years ago when all the dog owners had bumper stickers that said "I <heart> my poodle" or whatever breed they owned, someone came up with stick-ons that had a picture of a screw. They fit perfectly over the heart picture on the bumper stickers.

I've also seen the same thing with the playing card club symbol.

 

[filmmaker]

"Gun Control means using both hands"

Saw that one this morning.