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jt63

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Courtesy of M4H

Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[X] 12 year old
[X] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[X] Spammer
[X] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[X] Lamer
[ ] AOL user / Freeserver
[ ] kEwL wArEz d00d
[ ] Web TV user
[ ] Fanboy
[ ] Me too er
[ ] Silly~Sod, Willy~Wod, or Zilly~Zod
[ ] Fool
[ ] l33t h4x0r
[ ] Guy from Mental Institution
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted your opinons in the third person
[ ] You posted "Wow I read the whole thread!" or equivelant in your post
[ ] You posted a .999_ = 1 thread
[ ] You posted an PC vs X-Box thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[X] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You insulted a respected regular of this group
[X] Do I need a reason? You're a freakin' loser
[ ] You posted the stupidest question I have ever heard
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE thread in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You are in violation of basic netiquette.
[ ] You asked a question that is covered in the FAQ.
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[X] Just because
[ ] All of the above
In Punishment, You Must:
[X] STOP POSTING!!!
[X] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[X] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Learn about the Internet (http://www.learnthenet.com/).
[ ] Lurk for at least 2 weeks before you post again.
[X] Take a soothing bath with an electrical appliance.
[ ] Limit yourself to 2 hours of My Little Pony per day.
[X] Kick a pitbull in the balls.
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a: [ ] week [ ] month [ ] year
[X] Get yourslef sprayed/neutered
[ ] Turn yourself in to the cops.
[ ] Ask the nurse to increase your medication.
[ ] Give up your AOL / Freeserve account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Wipe your arse on the way out, you've left a terrible smell around here.
[X] Ensure you're further forward in the queue when God next hands out brains.
[ ] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] *PLONK*
[ ] Screw yourself with a 2x4
[ ] Seek professional help.
[ ] Lick a wall socket.
[X] All of the above
Love,
 
L

LASTGUY2GETPS2

Platinum Member
Mar 22, 2004
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Originally posted by: jt63
Courtesy of M4H

Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[X] 12 year old
[X] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[X] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[X] Lamer
[ ] AOL user / Freeserver
[ ] kEwL wArEz d00d
[ ] Web TV user
[ ] Fanboy
[ ] Me too er
[ ] Silly~Sod, Willy~Wod, or Zilly~Zod
[ ] Fool
[ ] l33t h4x0r
[ ] Guy from Mental Institution
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted your opinons in the third person
[ ] You posted "Wow I read the whole thread!" or equivelant in your post
[ ] You posted a .999_ = 1 thread
[ ] You posted an PC vs X-Box thread
[ ] You posted a (InsertRandomRPG) vs DiabloII thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[X] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You insulted a respected regular of this group
[X] Do I need a reason? You're a freakin' loser
[ ] You posted the stupidest question I have ever heard
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE thread in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You are in violation of basic netiquette.
[ ] You asked a question that is covered in the FAQ.
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[X] Just because
[ ] All of the above
In Punishment, You Must:
[X] STOP POSTING!!!
[X] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[X] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[X] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Learn about the Internet (http://www.learnthenet.com/).
[ ] Lurk for at least 2 weeks before you post again.
[X] Take a soothing bath with an electrical appliance.
[ ] Limit yourself to 2 hours of My Little Pony per day.
[X] Kick a pitbull in the balls.
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Stop masturbating for a: [ ] week [ ] month [ ] year
[X] Get yourslef sprayed/neutered
[ ] Turn yourself in to the cops.
[ ] Ask the nurse to increase your medication.
[ ] Give up your AOL / Freeserve account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Wipe your arse on the way out, you've left a terrible smell around here.
[X] Ensure you're further forward in the queue when God next hands out brains.
[ ] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] I think your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] *PLONK*
[ ] Screw yourself with a 2x4
[ ] Seek professional help.
[ ] Lick a wall socket.
[X] All of the above
Love,
Click to expand...

lol nice touch with the link.
 
3chordcharlie

3chordcharlie

Diamond Member
Mar 30, 2004
9,859
1
81
Originally posted by: jt63
Courtesy of M4H

Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser
[X] 12 year old
[X] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
Click to expand...

But you went to all the trouble to fill out the form, and left "spammer" blank!

;)
 
Oyeve

Oyeve

Lifer
Oct 18, 1999
22,071
885
126
He's almost right. I work for one of the companies that was part of that promo (which ended long ago BTW) and its was legit. We solicited new customers for our cd club and ipods were indeed given away for free. After that promo a lot of spammers tried to claim the same but obviously the promo ended long before so any "free" ipod offers are now just BS.
 
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