The Free Charmin "TOILET PAPER" Roll Ruler - LOL

CouponCollect

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The Free Charmin Roll Ruler
It's no secret that children sometimes have trouble figuring out how much toilet tissue to use. That's why we created the Charmin Roll Ruler. The Charmin Roll Ruler is a colorful, convenient visual aide that hangs on the toilet roll to teach kids exactly how much tissue to use. Just fill out the form below to request your Charmin Roll Ruler today!

http://www.charmin.com/flashComp14.htm

Too funny!
 

emanon

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Mayhaps the wife could gain something from this link. Then maybe we wouldn't need a new roll every other frickin' day.
 

Slacky

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I thought it was already messured out, you just use one square.
Guess that might explain my stinky fingers.:eek:
 

FatDragonn

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it's one square per/day. if you've got diarrhea, you better learn to ration or have a nice bottle of dial soap ready for your hand
 

huesmann

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Fat Dragonn I laughed so hard I sh*t in my pants. So much for rationing. Maybe I'll need this deal after all.
 

Maverick319

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Soon to be appearing in Dorm bathrooms everywhere. I could have used this in college. There was always someone plugging up the toilet with TP, and the poor cleaning lady must have $hit herself when she saw what the drunk idiots did to the bathroom.
 

Ranger X

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I agree with you there. Dorm bathrooms always look like $hit! I feel sorry for the cleaning ladies.
 

Bilbo777

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Great find... This will be useful.. little neice.. always asking me the Uncle. paper please. paper please..



 

bleeb

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TIGHT... I just signed up and am anxiously waiting for the new toilet paper ruler.
 

Bohemian

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Do they have one for Democrats so they know just how much of the Constitution to wipe with at a time? ;)