The flame thrower is the embodiment of mans laziness and innovation

[Specop 007]

At some point in history, someone thought "You know, I want to set those guys on fire. But I dont want to have to walk over there to do it."

And thus came to be the flame thrower. Allowing you to set those guys on fire, without having to walk over there and do it.

Awesome.

 

[AkumaX]

Spaceballs the Flame Thrower!

 

[Roguestar]

Originally posted by: Specop 007
At some point in history, someone thought "You know, I want to set those guys on fire. But I dont want to have to walk over there to do it."

And thus came to be the flame thrower. Allowing you to set those guys on fire, without having to walk over there and do it.

Awesome.

HOLY WOW GEORGE CARLIN POSTS ON ATOT?!

Originally quipped by: George Carlin
"How did the invention of the flamethrower come about? Was someone walking down the street, and saw somebody on the other side and thought Gee, I'd really like to set fire to that person, but I don't want to have to cross the street to do it. If only there were a way I could THROW the flames onto him..."

 

[ggnl]

This thread DOES NOT deliver. F---

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Roguestar
HOLY WOW GEORGE CARLIN POSTS ON ATOT?!

QFT. At least give credit if that's where you lifted it from.

- M4H

 

[TheVrolok]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Roguestar
HOLY WOW GEORGE CARLIN POSTS ON ATOT?!

QFT. At least give credit if that's where you lifted it from.

- M4H

reQFT. Homage to Carlin.

 

[BillGates]

owned

 

[Aquaman]

Flame On

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
At least give credit if that's where you lifted it from. :roll:

 

[Specop 007]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Roguestar
HOLY WOW GEORGE CARLIN POSTS ON ATOT?!

QFT. At least give credit if that's where you lifted it from.

- M4H

Ok.

AR15.com

I thought it was funny as hell when I read it, was it George Carlin?!

*runs off to google*

 

[Specop 007]

HAHAHA Awesome!!


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George Carlin: Think for a moment about the concept of the flamethrower. Okay? The flamethrower. Because we have them. Well, *we* don't have them, the army has them. That's right. We don't have any flamethrowers. I'd say we're ****** if we have to go up against the army, wouldn't you? But we have flamethrowers. And what this indicates to me, it means that at some point, some person said to himself, "Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I'm way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them." Well, it might have ended right there, but he mentioned it to his friend. His friend who was good with tools. And about a month later, he was back. "Hey, quite a concept!" WHHOOOOOOOOSSHHH! And of course the army heard about it, and they came around. "We'd like to buy about five hundred-thousand of them please. We have some people we'd like to throw flame on. Give us five hundred thousand and paint them dark brown. We don't want anyone to see them."

 

[krunchykrome]

Havent you ever seen LOTR? Fireballs baby!

 

[thegimp03]

Flamethrowers are awesome. My personal favorite is the scene in True Lies. Although not a real flamethrower because Arnold was using a gas truck, it still got the job done.