The first Cola-Cooling in the world

poorya_user

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Note: This article is written jocular and we are not mocking any body in it.
Introduction : As you mentioned , these days OverClockers do any thing to keep thire component in a cool way , so we do something new .
In this article we will study one of the most complex and new cooling system.
Ladies and gentlemen , let me introduce to you the first cola-cooling system of the world.
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This is the first and ever CPU cooler which works by soda. This is the first cooling system which you can drink it. ( Pic )

The alimentary value of soda : Actually I'm not pro in nutrition, so I've not any idea. But spotting some points is important :
1. Always try to use light soda which does not have any sugary issues, so your processor wont get more fat.
2. This is for the kids, Hey you guys, Please do not drink too much soda at the nights and always brush your teeth after drinking.
Closer look to system :
Maybe you ask yourself why soda? It has so easy answer, because it is cooller than water.Soda has Carbonic acid gas in it which cause more cooling absorption liquid .
Making the cooling tower : As you see this tower made of copper in dimension of 15*7*7 cm .Making it will take your six hours hard work and it's include temptraping . ( Pics : 1 , 2 , 3 )


Staple for making the tower : 1. Copper leaf (29*15 cm) 2. Hook x4 3. Sufficient amount of string
We've done some thing else which is so exciting , and it is mixing our CF2 paste with copper powder.(Pic)

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Now lets get to work and see our component specifications:
CPU : Intel Core i7 980X Extreme
MB : UD9 X58 Gigabyte
Ram : Corsair Dominator 12 Gb (6*2Gb) Cl8 DDR3
VGA : PNY Quadro FX 5800 4GB 512-bit GDDR3
PSU : Green GP1200B-Gold
Unfortunately because of some clearance problem we would not have our mobo until 24 hours here.So we replace this system with something more powerful and more reliable.here is the new system :
CPU : Intel 430 celeron
MB : Biostar G41
Ram : 1Gb Kingstone
VGA : Onboard
PSU : A4tech

Before charging our cooler with soda we added ice to the tower and received -5 (°C) and after 10 minutes we received +5 in BIOS. ( Pics : 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 )

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Results :

Load Wprime stock :
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IDLE Over(2125 MHz) stock :
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Load Over(2125 MHz) Wprime stock :
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IDLE Cola-Cooling :
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Load Wprime Cola-cooling :
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Load Over(2125 MHz) Wprime Cola-Cooling :
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Basicly there is room for criticism after any article which publish in internet, but this time we will intercept it. Maybe you say our CPU uses energy drink or some other stuff instead of soda, so one of our teammate voluntray drank it and you can see how much he enjoy it , and he was ok until 10 minutes after that which I could see him.

Advantages : Basicly it is good , because I made it.
Disadvantages: Basicly it doesn't have any , because I made it.
Deduction : Basicly ice is more cooler than mix of ice+sode , and ice+soda is cooler that water.
In future tests we will do it with beer , lemonade and the other drinking stuffs.
Written by : Poorya Shabani
 

aigomorla

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ROFLROFL...

EPIC Cola Cooling!!

i wouldnt drink it tho.

All that copper should leave a funny taste in cola.
 

Modelworks

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Alcohol would work much better. Evaporates at lower temps taking the heat with it and you get to share a pint with your cpu . Imagining a drunk sitting next to his pc talking to it like an old friend taking a swig of whiskey and topping off the cpu cooler like refilling the glass for a friend.
 

aigomorla

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Alcohol would work much better. Evaporates at lower temps taking the heat with it and you get to share a pint with your cpu .

grrrr

id personally ban him if he wasted good vodka like that.

Man Rule 1:
NEVER WASTE ALCOHOL!

:D

(sarcasm op... dont take it seriously.)