the fictitous create your own Diablo item thread.

[spaceman]

Hard Phallic Iron Sword Of Ramroddery
(socketed)
one hand damage:14 to 51
two hand damage:37+Infinite
5% Chance of Casting a Avalanche Spooge
4% Mana Sloten per hit
100% Poison Damage over 60 seconds.
+1 to all Barbarian skills

 

[FoBoT]

+5 Treadmill of Lift

 

[scottish144]

made me think of this:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid...44027821122670&q=Fear+of+girls&pl=true

 

[xcript]

ATOT Nef Spork of Useless Posting
One-hand damage: 42
Two-hand damage: Eleventy Billion
20% Chance of Spider
99% Chance of Repost
0% Chance of Pertinence
+1 Post Count (per use)
Required Intelligence: 0

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: xcript
ATOT Nef Spork of Useless Posting
One-hand damage: 42
Two-hand damage: Eleventy Billion
20% Chance of Spider
99% Chance of Repost
0% Chance of Pertinence
+1 Post Count (per use)
Required Intelligence: 0

:thumbsup:

 

[djheater]

I made this around the time of Katrina.

It's old school.

 

[Nithin]

Originally posted by: xcript
ATOT Nef Spork of Useless Posting
One-hand damage: 42
Two-hand damage: Eleventy Billion
20% Chance of Spider
99% Chance of Repost
0% Chance of Pertinence
+1 Post Count (per use)
Required Intelligence: 0

hahaha. awesome!

 

[Slew Foot]

Originally posted by: scottish144
made me think of this:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid...44027821122670&q=Fear+of+girls&pl=true

Haha, that's like half of ATOT right there.

 

[Vortex22]

I prefer the WoW item creator: http://wow.blupp.net/

 

[JoPh]

Originally posted by: Slew Foot

Originally posted by: scottish144
made me think of this:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid...44027821122670&q=Fear+of+girls&pl=true

Haha, that's like half of ATOT right there.

:thumbsup:

 

[Hav0k99]

Originally posted by: xcript
ATOT Nef Spork of Useless Posting
One-hand damage: 42
Two-hand damage: Eleventy Billion
20% Chance of Spider
99% Chance of Repost
0% Chance of Pertinence
+1 Post Count (per use)
Required Intelligence: 0

What is Spider?

 

[Shame]

Originally posted by: Hav0k99

Originally posted by: xcript
ATOT Nef Spork of Useless Posting
One-hand damage: 42
Two-hand damage: Eleventy Billion
20% Chance of Spider
99% Chance of Repost
0% Chance of Pertinence
+1 Post Count (per use)
Required Intelligence: 0

What is Spider?

I'll tell you later.

 

[her209]

Robe of Jerboy

:Q

 

[suicidalpigeon]

Originally posted by: Hav0k99

Originally posted by: xcript
ATOT Nef Spork of Useless Posting
One-hand damage: 42
Two-hand damage: Eleventy Billion
20% Chance of Spider
99% Chance of Repost
0% Chance of Pertinence
+1 Post Count (per use)
Required Intelligence: 0

What is Spider?

Text

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

Originally posted by: her209
Robe of Jerboy

:Q

Most don't remember him because he was gone before they got here .

 

[her209]

Ring of Bling
10% Increase in chance of sex

Helmet of the Fleshlight
10% Decrease in chance of sex