I'm waiting to see the quote from that guy who has that sig which begins... "Every time I try to masturbate a large word into the conversation" or something like that. I think that's my fav. 
JetBlack69
Diamond Member
- Sep 16, 2001
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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes."
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes".
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it it. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
All Steven Wright quotes.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes."
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes".
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it it. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."
All Steven Wright quotes.
JetBlack69
Diamond Member
- Sep 16, 2001
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"Whats a good game to play while you're taking a sh!t? Ram sak sak! Ram sak sak sak ram sak sak sak ooly ooly ooly ooly ram sak sak sak"
- What my friend said today at break
- What my friend said today at break
"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns or watching violent videos afraid that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands, of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery, and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"
-High Fidelity
-High Fidelity
"Thats were I saw the leprechan... He told be to burn things!"
"They Taste like... BURNING... ohhh..."
-Ralph Wiggum
"They Taste like... BURNING... ohhh..."
-Ralph Wiggum
<< I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Einstein >>
But what about all the guns left over in Switzerland and France? Remember the Swiss are always neutral and the French are w*ssies
q: Do you wear boxers or briefs?
a: Nope!
My line of the moment is from the pilot of "That 80s show" -
Roger: <holding up ties> "So... I know these are all power ties, but which one of these says I will crush you in a hostile takeover"
Roger: <holding up ties> "So... I know these are all power ties, but which one of these says I will crush you in a hostile takeover"
datalink7
Lifer
- Jan 23, 2001
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Just for the hell of it, I'll throw in my second page:
-"In individuals stupidity is rare, but in large groups it is rule" - Nietzsche
##Habitation Dome
#FAC25
^ I sit in my cubicle, here on the motherworld.
^ When I die, they will put my body in a box and
^ dispose of it in the cold ground.
^ And in all the million ages to come, I will never
^ breathe or laugh or twitch again.
^ So won't you run and play with me here among the
^ teeming mass of humanity?
^ The universe has spared us this moment.
^
^ -- Anonymous, Datalinks
"I close my eyes... only for a moment and the moments gone. All my dreams... pass before my eyes, a curiosity. Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind"
-Kansas, Dust in the wind.
"He who laughs, lasts" -unknown
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
-- Albert Einstein
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
-- George Carlin
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."
-- Anonymous
"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
-Chinese Proverb
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
-Winston Churchill
-"In individuals stupidity is rare, but in large groups it is rule" - Nietzsche
##Habitation Dome
#FAC25
^ I sit in my cubicle, here on the motherworld.
^ When I die, they will put my body in a box and
^ dispose of it in the cold ground.
^ And in all the million ages to come, I will never
^ breathe or laugh or twitch again.
^ So won't you run and play with me here among the
^ teeming mass of humanity?
^ The universe has spared us this moment.
^
^ -- Anonymous, Datalinks
"I close my eyes... only for a moment and the moments gone. All my dreams... pass before my eyes, a curiosity. Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind"
-Kansas, Dust in the wind.
"He who laughs, lasts" -unknown
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
-- Albert Einstein
"Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
-- George Carlin
"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."
-- Anonymous
"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness."
-Chinese Proverb
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
-Winston Churchill
Zenmervolt
Elite member
- Oct 22, 2000
- 24,514
- 44
- 91
We each make our own life from our thoughts, therefore if you think that life is out to get you, it is.
--Me
See the man with the lonely eyes,
Take his hand, you'll be surprised.
--Supertramp
If you plan to face tomorrow, do it soon.
--Gordon Lightfoot
And he who is wise will not criticise when other men fail at the game.
--Gordon Lightfoot
Then you walk to the window and stare at the moon,
Riding high and lonesome through a starlit sky.
And it comes to you how it all slips away,
Youth and beauty are gone one day.
No matter what you dream or feel or say,
It ends in dust and disarray.
Like wind on the plains, sand through the glass, waves rolling in with the tide,
Dreams die hard and we watch them erode but we cannot be denied.
The fire inside.
--Bob Seger
It takes time sometimes to figure out,
That there's nothing to worry about.
That there's plenty to be thankful for,
It takes time sometimes to know the score.
--REO Speedwagon (Kevin Cronin)
Your primary goal in life should be to live up to your own personal expectations, not the expectations of others.
--Russ
Nothing I have never said has ever done me any harm.
--Calvin Coolidge
Every man who strives to be an island will eventually be reached by someone who strives to be an ocean.
--Me
I like the first and the last best, but I'm sort of biased.
ZV
--Me
See the man with the lonely eyes,
Take his hand, you'll be surprised.
--Supertramp
If you plan to face tomorrow, do it soon.
--Gordon Lightfoot
And he who is wise will not criticise when other men fail at the game.
--Gordon Lightfoot
Then you walk to the window and stare at the moon,
Riding high and lonesome through a starlit sky.
And it comes to you how it all slips away,
Youth and beauty are gone one day.
No matter what you dream or feel or say,
It ends in dust and disarray.
Like wind on the plains, sand through the glass, waves rolling in with the tide,
Dreams die hard and we watch them erode but we cannot be denied.
The fire inside.
--Bob Seger
It takes time sometimes to figure out,
That there's nothing to worry about.
That there's plenty to be thankful for,
It takes time sometimes to know the score.
--REO Speedwagon (Kevin Cronin)
Your primary goal in life should be to live up to your own personal expectations, not the expectations of others.
--Russ
Nothing I have never said has ever done me any harm.
--Calvin Coolidge
Every man who strives to be an island will eventually be reached by someone who strives to be an ocean.
--Me
I like the first and the last best, but I'm sort of biased.
ZV
Life is made up, not of great sacrifices or duties, but of little things,
in which smiles and kindness and small obligations, given habitually,
are what win and preserve the heart and secure comfort. -Sir Humphrey Davy
His science was simply human and human science, I soon convinced myself,
could never conquer nature's laws so far as to imprison the soul. -Mary Shelley, The Last Man
If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds
and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them.
But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being.
And who is willing to destroy a piece of their own heart? -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago
The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between political parties
either -- but right through every human heart. -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago
Good thoughts bear good fruit, bad thoughts bear bad fruit -- and man is his own gardener."
-James Allen
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-James Baldwin
Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess baggage, the shorter the trip." -Arnold H. Glasow
It is a great mistake for men to give up paying compliments, for when they give up saying what
is charming, they give up thinking what is charming. -Oscar Wilde
"Self-pity gets you nowhere. One must have the adventurous daring to accept oneself as a bundle
of possibilities and undertake the most interesting game in the world -- making the most of one's best." -Harry Emerson Fosdick
"The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention." -Richard Moss
"All things that a man owns hold him far more than he holds them." -Sigrid Undset
No, life has not disappointed me. On the contrary, I find it truer, more desirable and mysterious every year -- ever since the day when the great liberator came to me: the idea that life could be an experiment of the seeker for knowledge -- and not a duty, not a calamity, not trickery."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving. Make everyday a holiday and celebrate
just living!" -Amanda Bradley
in which smiles and kindness and small obligations, given habitually,
are what win and preserve the heart and secure comfort. -Sir Humphrey Davy
His science was simply human and human science, I soon convinced myself,
could never conquer nature's laws so far as to imprison the soul. -Mary Shelley, The Last Man
If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds
and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them.
But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being.
And who is willing to destroy a piece of their own heart? -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago
The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between political parties
either -- but right through every human heart. -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago
Good thoughts bear good fruit, bad thoughts bear bad fruit -- and man is his own gardener."
-James Allen
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-James Baldwin
Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess baggage, the shorter the trip." -Arnold H. Glasow
It is a great mistake for men to give up paying compliments, for when they give up saying what
is charming, they give up thinking what is charming. -Oscar Wilde
"Self-pity gets you nowhere. One must have the adventurous daring to accept oneself as a bundle
of possibilities and undertake the most interesting game in the world -- making the most of one's best." -Harry Emerson Fosdick
"The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention." -Richard Moss
"All things that a man owns hold him far more than he holds them." -Sigrid Undset
No, life has not disappointed me. On the contrary, I find it truer, more desirable and mysterious every year -- ever since the day when the great liberator came to me: the idea that life could be an experiment of the seeker for knowledge -- and not a duty, not a calamity, not trickery."
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving. Make everyday a holiday and celebrate
just living!" -Amanda Bradley
azazyel
Diamond Member
- Oct 6, 2000
- 5,872
- 1
- 81
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be "laced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."
"For life is at the start a chaos in which one is lost. The individual suspects this, but he is frightened of finding himself face to face with this terrible reality, and tries to cover it over with a curtain of fantasy, where everything is clear. It does not worry him that his ideas are not true; he uses them as trenches for the defense of his existence, as scarecrows to frighten away reality."
(Jose Ortega Y Gasstet, The Revolt of the Masses, pub. A.D. 1930)
"Creation is a drug I can't do without."
(Cecil B. De Mille)
"The unconscious is not just evil by nature, it is also the source of the highest good: not only dark, but also light, not only bestial, semi-human and demonic but superhuman, spiritual, and in the classical sense of the word, 'divine.'"
(Carl Jung, Collected Works: Vol. 16, the practice of Psychoterapy, pub. 1954
"In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea."
"For life is at the start a chaos in which one is lost. The individual suspects this, but he is frightened of finding himself face to face with this terrible reality, and tries to cover it over with a curtain of fantasy, where everything is clear. It does not worry him that his ideas are not true; he uses them as trenches for the defense of his existence, as scarecrows to frighten away reality."
(Jose Ortega Y Gasstet, The Revolt of the Masses, pub. A.D. 1930)
"Creation is a drug I can't do without."
(Cecil B. De Mille)
"The unconscious is not just evil by nature, it is also the source of the highest good: not only dark, but also light, not only bestial, semi-human and demonic but superhuman, spiritual, and in the classical sense of the word, 'divine.'"
(Carl Jung, Collected Works: Vol. 16, the practice of Psychoterapy, pub. 1954
"Promise me you'll never go bungie jumping in Mexico, they just don't have the regulations."
-Jim Carrey (The Cable Guy)
"If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."
-Anatole France
"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."
-Shannon (Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk)
"When you get upset, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend your middle finger."
-Unknown
-Jim Carrey (The Cable Guy)
"If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."
-Anatole France
"The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person."
-Shannon (Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk)
"When you get upset, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to extend your middle finger."
-Unknown
Procrastination is like masturbation.... it's all good until you realize you are just fu*king yourself.....
-Anonymous
-Anonymous
datalink7
Lifer
- Jan 23, 2001
- 16,765
- 6
- 81
Since this thread is still going... here is my third page of qutoes:
"Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on."
-Churchill
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward."
-Vernon Law, baseball pitcher
"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail."
-Abraham Maslow
"When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won.
There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end
they always fall. Think of it... always."
-Mahatma Gandhi
"Skepticism is a virtue, but risks becoming cynicism. Cynicism is a vice. Faith is a virtue,
but risks becoming belief. This is a weakness. May we hold skepticism close; May faith hold
us closer. But let us not belittle the beliefs of others, For although beliefs are legion
they may lead to faith, And faith is one."
--Robert Fripp's Diary, Sunday 31st. October, 1999; 17.43
"I'm going to rent myself a house in the shade of a freeway. Going to pack my lunch in the morning,
and go to work each day. And when the evening rolls around, I go on home to lay my body down.
And when the morning light comes streaming in, I'm going to get up and do it again... amen. Say it again... amen."
--Jackson Browne, The Pretender.
##Nonlinear Mathematics
#TECH8
There are two kinds of scientific progress: the methodical
experimentation and categorization which gradually extend the
boundaries of knowledge, and the revolutionary leap of genius
which redefines and transcends those boundaries. Acknowledging
our debt to the former, we yearn nonetheless for the latter.
^
^ -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov,
^ "Address to the Faculty"
"Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on."
-Churchill
"Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward."
-Vernon Law, baseball pitcher
"When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail."
-Abraham Maslow
"When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love have always won.
There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end
they always fall. Think of it... always."
-Mahatma Gandhi
"Skepticism is a virtue, but risks becoming cynicism. Cynicism is a vice. Faith is a virtue,
but risks becoming belief. This is a weakness. May we hold skepticism close; May faith hold
us closer. But let us not belittle the beliefs of others, For although beliefs are legion
they may lead to faith, And faith is one."
--Robert Fripp's Diary, Sunday 31st. October, 1999; 17.43
"I'm going to rent myself a house in the shade of a freeway. Going to pack my lunch in the morning,
and go to work each day. And when the evening rolls around, I go on home to lay my body down.
And when the morning light comes streaming in, I'm going to get up and do it again... amen. Say it again... amen."
--Jackson Browne, The Pretender.
##Nonlinear Mathematics
#TECH8
There are two kinds of scientific progress: the methodical
experimentation and categorization which gradually extend the
boundaries of knowledge, and the revolutionary leap of genius
which redefines and transcends those boundaries. Acknowledging
our debt to the former, we yearn nonetheless for the latter.
^
^ -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov,
^ "Address to the Faculty"
BARF: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
DARK HELMET: WHAT?? You went over my HELMET?
RADAR TECH: I'm having trouble with the radar sir.
DARK HELMET: What's wrong with it?
RADAR TECH: I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.
DARK HELMET: The what?
RADAR TECH: The what?
DARK HELMET: And the what?
RADAR TECH: You know, the bleeps (makes bleep noise), the sweeps (sweep noise) and the creeps (creep noise).
DARK HELMET: That's not all he's lost! 154 K .wav
COL. SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, sir.
DARK HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
COL. SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
DARK HELMET: And his cousin?
COL. SANDURZ: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole.
DARK HELMET: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
ALL CREW: Yo!!
DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!
COL. SANDURZ: Prepare the ship for light speed.
DARK HELMET: No. No. No. Light speed is too slow. .... We're going to have to go right to .. LUDICROUS speed.
DARK HELMET: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN??? 39 K .wav
COL. SANDURZ: Sir, you better buckle up!
DARK HELMET: Ah, buckle this!
DARK HELMET: What have I done??? My brains are going into my feet!!
DARK HELMET: Yogurt!! Yogurt!! I hate yogurt .. even with strawberries!
(playing with his dolls)
DARK HELMET: So Princess Vespa, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you. The way I want to. ....
(In female voice) No, no, please leave me alone. ... I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone. Yet, I find you strangely attractive.
(D.H. voice) Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have BOTH, and you KNOW it!
(female voice) No, no, leave me alone!
(DH voice) No, kiss me!
(female voice) No!
(DH voice) Yes, yes!
(female voice) Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is SO big!
DARK HELMET: (Dr.) Slotkin ... We're done with you. Go back to the golf course and work on your puts.
DARK HELMET: Ooh, I bet she gives GREAT helmet.
DARK HELMET: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
LONE STARR: What?
DARK HELMET: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
LONE STARR: What's that make us?
DARK HELMET: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
DARK HELMET: If there's one thing I despise, it is a fair fight.
(Lone Starr and Helmet holding their light sabres at crotch level)
DARK HELMET: You have the ring and I see that your schwarz is as BIG as mine. Now let's see how well you HANDLE it.
DARK HELMET: SH!T!! I hate it when I get my schwarz TWISTED! 59 K .wav
DARK HELMET: So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. 86 K .wav
DARK HELMET: Say good-bye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the winnebago.
DARK HELMET: Out of order? FVCK! Even in the future, nothing works!
hehe, I love Spaceballs
PRESIDENT SKROOB: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big? 23 K .wav
DARK HELMET: So the combination is 1,2,3,4,5 ... That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage.
PRESIDENT SKROOB: .... 1,2,3,4,5. That's amazing I've got the same combination on my luggage.
PRESIDENT SKROOB: Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions! I'm a president!
YOGURT: Spaceballs ... the Flamethrower! The kids love this one!
LONE STARR: I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
YOGURT: Who knows? God willing, will meet again in Spaceballs 2, The Search For More Money.
DARK HELMET: WHAT?? You went over my HELMET?
RADAR TECH: I'm having trouble with the radar sir.
DARK HELMET: What's wrong with it?
RADAR TECH: I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.
DARK HELMET: The what?
RADAR TECH: The what?
DARK HELMET: And the what?
RADAR TECH: You know, the bleeps (makes bleep noise), the sweeps (sweep noise) and the creeps (creep noise).
DARK HELMET: That's not all he's lost! 154 K .wav
COL. SANDURZ: He's an Asshole, sir.
DARK HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
COL. SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
DARK HELMET: And his cousin?
COL. SANDURZ: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole.
DARK HELMET: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?
ALL CREW: Yo!!
DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes!
COL. SANDURZ: Prepare the ship for light speed.
DARK HELMET: No. No. No. Light speed is too slow. .... We're going to have to go right to .. LUDICROUS speed.
DARK HELMET: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN??? 39 K .wav
COL. SANDURZ: Sir, you better buckle up!
DARK HELMET: Ah, buckle this!
DARK HELMET: What have I done??? My brains are going into my feet!!
DARK HELMET: Yogurt!! Yogurt!! I hate yogurt .. even with strawberries!
(playing with his dolls)
DARK HELMET: So Princess Vespa, at last I have you in my clutches, to have my way with you. The way I want to. ....
(In female voice) No, no, please leave me alone. ... I hate you! I hate you! Leave me alone. Yet, I find you strangely attractive.
(D.H. voice) Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have BOTH, and you KNOW it!
(female voice) No, no, leave me alone!
(DH voice) No, kiss me!
(female voice) No!
(DH voice) Yes, yes!
(female voice) Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is SO big!
DARK HELMET: (Dr.) Slotkin ... We're done with you. Go back to the golf course and work on your puts.
DARK HELMET: Ooh, I bet she gives GREAT helmet.
DARK HELMET: Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
LONE STARR: What?
DARK HELMET: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
LONE STARR: What's that make us?
DARK HELMET: Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.
DARK HELMET: If there's one thing I despise, it is a fair fight.
(Lone Starr and Helmet holding their light sabres at crotch level)
DARK HELMET: You have the ring and I see that your schwarz is as BIG as mine. Now let's see how well you HANDLE it.
DARK HELMET: SH!T!! I hate it when I get my schwarz TWISTED! 59 K .wav
DARK HELMET: So, Lone Starr, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. 86 K .wav
DARK HELMET: Say good-bye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the winnebago.
DARK HELMET: Out of order? FVCK! Even in the future, nothing works!
hehe, I love Spaceballs
PRESIDENT SKROOB: Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big? 23 K .wav
DARK HELMET: So the combination is 1,2,3,4,5 ... That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage.
PRESIDENT SKROOB: .... 1,2,3,4,5. That's amazing I've got the same combination on my luggage.
PRESIDENT SKROOB: Sandurz, Sandurz! You got to help me! I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions! I'm a president!
YOGURT: Spaceballs ... the Flamethrower! The kids love this one!
LONE STARR: I wonder, will we ever see each other again?
YOGURT: Who knows? God willing, will meet again in Spaceballs 2, The Search For More Money.
"What is best in life? To see your enemies driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women"---CONAN
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