The Farmer...(A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

So one day this farmer comes in from the fields with a sheep under his arm and walks into the kitchen where his wife is making dinner.

"I wanted you to see the pig I've been sleeping with." he says.

"First of all." says his wife, "Thats DISGUSTING!" And secondly, you are a idiot, thats a SHEEP, not a PIG!"

"I was TALKING to the sheep!" says the farmer...

 

[chuckywang]

oldie but goodie

 

[KarenMarie]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
oldie but goodie

 

[cjgallen]

lol

 

[n7]

Hehehe...

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
So one day this farmer comes in from the fields with a sheep under his arm and walks into the kitchen where his wife is making dinner.

"I wanted you to see the pig I've been sleeping with." he says.

"First of all." says his wife, "Thats DISGUSTING!" And secondly, you are a idiot, thats a SHEEP, not a PIG!"

"I was TALKING to the sheep!" says the farmer...

I hope the sheep was good looking.

 

[Shawn]

haha

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
So one day this farmer comes in from the fields with a sheep under his arm and walks into the kitchen where his wife is making dinner.

"I wanted you to see the pig I've been sleeping with." he says.

"First of all." says his wife, "Thats DISGUSTING!" And secondly, you are a idiot, thats a SHEEP, not a PIG!"

"I was TALKING to the sheep!" says the farmer...

I hope the sheep was good looking.

To be fair, he never SAID he was sleeping with the sheep. She just assumed.

OTOH, what a fascinating joke to retell to us on this fine *cough*Tomato*cough* Friday!

 

[wiredspider]

hehe...

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Strike Three, Curly

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller
Strike Three, Curly

 

[deadlyapp]

ROFL @ CURLY

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: cavemanmoron

Originally posted by: CarlKillerMiller
Strike Three, Curly

:Q

lol that would be like the ultimate breakfast burrito making egg.