The Fake Bus Stop

Goosemaster

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new...-by-fake-bus-stop.html

Wayward Alzheimer's patients foiled by fake bus stop
A German nursing home has come up with a novel idea to stop Alzheimer's patients from wandering off: a phantom bus stop.

By Harry de Quetteville in Berlin
Published: 12:35PM BST 03 Jun 2008
The bus stop, in front of the Benrath Senior Centre in the western city of Düsseldorf, is an exact replica of a standard stop, with one small difference: buses never stop there.
The idea emerged after the centre was forced to rely on police to retrieve patients who wanted to return to their homes and families but had forgotten that in many cases neither existed any longer.


"If we can?t find them then we have to alert the police,? said Benrath's director Richard Neureither. ?It can be particularly dangerous if this happens in winter and they spend the night out in the cold.?
Without powers to detain patients, he said, Benrath had been forced to look for other solutions.
?We cannot and must not run after people and lock them up,? said Mr Neureither.
Instead, Benrath home teamed up with local care association called the 'Old Lions'. They went to the Rheinbahn transport network which was happy to provide the bus stop to nowhere.
?It sounds funny,? said Old Lions Chairman Franz-Josef Goebel, ?but it helps. Our members are 84 years-old on average. Their short-term memory hardly works at all, but the long-term memory is still active. They know the green and yellow bus sign and remember that waiting there means they will go home.? The result is that errant patients now wait for their trip home at the bus stop, before quickly forgetting why they were there in the first place.
?We will approach them and say that the bus is coming later today and invite them in to the home for a coffee,? said Mr Neureither. ?Five minutes later they have completely forgotten they wanted to leave.?
The idea has proved so successful that it has now been adopted by several other homes across Germany.

I find this entire situation oddly disturbing. It's like a geriatric version of "The Prisoner"
 

herkulease

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its actually pretty smart. Its way better than them wandering off somewhere and getting killed.
 

Gooberlx2

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I think it's a great idea. They get to avoid having to "capture" the resident, which often results in confusion, fear and combativeness. And yeah, could result in far worse if they're unable to find him/her.
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: Gooberlx2
I think it's a great idea. They get to avoid having to "capture" the resident, which often results in confusion, fear and combativeness. And yeah, could result in far worse if they're unable to find him/her.

yeap.

i think its a great idea.
 

guyver01

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Originally posted by: herkulease
its actually pretty smart. Its way better than them wandering off somewhere and getting killed.

agreed... creative thinking ...

give whoever thought of it a raise..

 

waggy

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heh i can just picture some kid standing there waiting for the bus though
 

PM650

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Probably got the idea from Southpark ep. with the fat-camp & an ice cream truck driving around in the middle of the night.....
 

beat mania

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?It sounds funny,? said Old Lions Chairman Franz-Josef Goebel, ?but it helps.

It would be really funny when this guy goes senile and gets psych by his own scheme.
 

Perknose

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Originally posted by: waggy
heh i can just picture some kid standing there waiting for the bus though

Don't worry, you'll forget that soon. How about a nice cup of coffee? :p
 

OCGuy

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I hope I have the balls to put a bullet in my brain before I ever deteriorate to that point.


Men are actually lucky and get to punch-out earlier than women though.
 

Auggie

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Life is never pointless. Suicide or euthanasia are remarkably un-civilized despite proponents' arguments that it is the most humane solution to the problem of aging.
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: herkulease
its actually pretty smart. Its way better than them wandering off somewhere and getting killed.

:thumbsup:

Those Germans sure are smart.
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: Auggie
Life is never pointless. Suicide or euthanasia are remarkably un-civilized despite proponents' arguments that it is the most humane solution to the problem of aging.

have you ever seen euthanasia endorsed simply for aging, or are you just trolling?

 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: Auggie
Life is never pointless. Suicide or euthanasia are remarkably un-civilized despite proponents' arguments that it is the most humane solution to the problem of aging.

Who are you to tell someone they have to keep on living if they don't want to? I wouldn't call that humane.
 

MotF Bane

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Brilliant solution.

Originally posted by: Auggie
Life is never pointless. Suicide or euthanasia are remarkably un-civilized despite proponents' arguments that it is the most humane solution to the problem of aging.

Moronic.