The Expendables

[Drakkon]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/

I dunno the story - but to have the elements of Rocky IV combined with War, throw in the Wrestler and Bloodsport, oh and don't forget a UFC fighter - sounds like it could be the greatest action movie since Die Hard

 

[Lamont Burns]

Jason Statham, Slvester Stallone, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Forest Whitaker.

One doesn't belong, choose now! Unless, you mention Bloodsport b/c Forest played a government agent? That's a bit of a stretch.

It seems like they took the cheesiest action movie stars young and old and tossed them in together. Could be the cheesiest action movie ever... but for those you eat that shit up, heaven.

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Jason Statham, Slvester Stallone, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Forest Whitaker.

One doesn't belong, choose now! Unless, you mention Bloodsport b/c Forest played a government agent? That's a bit of a stretch.

It seems like they took the cheesiest action movie stars young and old and tossed them in together. Could be the cheesiest action movie ever... but for those you eat that shit up, heaven.

Don't you be hate'n on Ghost Dog!

 

[Lamont Burns]

Originally posted by: vi edit

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Jason Statham, Slvester Stallone, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Forest Whitaker.

One doesn't belong, choose now! Unless, you mention Bloodsport b/c Forest played a government agent? That's a bit of a stretch.

It seems like they took the cheesiest action movie stars young and old and tossed them in together. Could be the cheesiest action movie ever... but for those you eat that shit up, heaven.

Don't you be hate'n on Ghost Dog!

ha! actually i've never seen it... am i missing out?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

They better toss in Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jean Claude van Damme. That's the trifecta of perfecta right there.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
They better toss in Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jean Claude van Damme. That's the trifecta of perfecta right there.

What would make it perfect would be if Arnold Schwartzenegger and Jesse Ventura were heads of the dictatorship they were overthrowing.

 

[Lamont Burns]

Hell if you are bringing Arnold and Jesse in and Sylvester already cast, I think Carl Weathers needs some love.

 

[Arkaign]

This is unavoidably going to be epic, whether it's terrible or awesome.

 

[Farang]

I predict Space Cowboys

 

[buck]

Damn, I thought you were talking about that band.....

 

[thescreensavers]

arnold!

 

[effowe]

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns

Originally posted by: vi edit

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Jason Statham, Slvester Stallone, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Forest Whitaker.

One doesn't belong, choose now! Unless, you mention Bloodsport b/c Forest played a government agent? That's a bit of a stretch.

It seems like they took the cheesiest action movie stars young and old and tossed them in together. Could be the cheesiest action movie ever... but for those you eat that shit up, heaven.

Don't you be hate'n on Ghost Dog!

ha! actually i've never seen it... am i missing out?

I like Ghost Dog, it's like a modern day Samurai Story, and the RZA does the soundtrack. BUNG BUNG.

 

[ViviTheMage]

holy crap, look at that cast...hahaha....I gotta see this! Statham is the shiet.

 

[Tea Bag]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
They better toss in Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and Jean Claude van Damme. That's the trifecta of perfecta right there.

What would make it perfect would be if Arnold Schwartzenegger and Jesse Ventura were heads of the dictatorship they were overthrowing.

We're getting closer... http://www.google.com/hostedne...iSyI-Q4bYYoUAD96IC80O2

 

[uhohs]

needs more dudikoff

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: uhohs
needs more Hasslehoff

Fixed that for ya...

 

[Fingolfin269]

This will be strange. An action movie with a bunch of crappy actors, but good action stars, combined with one awesome actor... I'm sure I'll love it. Here's to hoping it can be as cheesy as a John Carpenteresque movie!

 

[Arkaign]

The real question is how did this get financed? I know some of those actors will work for a can of beans and a weenie (Dolph Lundgren), but most of the rest of them must add up to a pretty big budget just on actors. Unless they all decided to do a back-end deal lol.

 

[SphinxnihpS]

1st all Jim Jarmousch films are automatically awesome.
2nd, this is a remake of a remake of a remake of a TV show with a different name. How do you think it will be?

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns

Originally posted by: vi edit

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Jason Statham, Slvester Stallone, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Forest Whitaker.

One doesn't belong, choose now! Unless, you mention Bloodsport b/c Forest played a government agent? That's a bit of a stretch.

It seems like they took the cheesiest action movie stars young and old and tossed them in together. Could be the cheesiest action movie ever... but for those you eat that shit up, heaven.

Don't you be hate'n on Ghost Dog!

ha! actually i've never seen it... am i missing out?

yes you are.

 

[DangerAardvark]

I hope Statham and Stallone are using lifts, because Dolph Lundgren is 6'5".

 

[BoomerD]

My grandson flipped over to "Live Free and Die Hard" last night. Bruce Willis is yet another (bad) actor who's still going way past his prime.

Haven't these guys ever heard of "Jumped the Shark?"

 

[tboo]

I hope this movie is as violent as Rambo.

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Hell if you are bringing Arnold and Jesse in and Sylvester already cast, I think Carl Weathers needs some love.

:thumbsup: and don't forget Mr. "I pity tha foo" T!