The Duggar Family Now Expecting 18th Child

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Queasy

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Originally posted by: weadjust
Holy economic stimulus payment. $300 per kid.

Looking at the house, I'd guess ole Jim Bob made too much money to qualify for the stimulus rebate checks.
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: weadjust
Holy economic stimulus payment. $300 per kid.

i belive there is a limit to the number of kids you can claim on that. anyway they make to much for it
 

Queasy

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So what are we doing tonight Jim Bob?

The same thing we do every night Pinky...try to impregnate the wife!
 

HannibalX

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May 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: Nocturnal
As long as he ain't on welfare, I could not care less.

Pretty much.

The guy has a sucessfull business and family yet all people can do is bash him.
 

Fenixgoon

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Jun 30, 2003
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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: dNor
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: dNor
Hot dog down a hallway.

more like a vienna sausage down a tunnel

It's crazy when your gyno needs a miner's hat and spelunking gear.

I bet she can hide a pretty big snuke in her snizz. I think that she is a terror threat.

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

your reference made my watching of that episode *ENTIRELY* worth it! :D:D:D:D
 

classy

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They have their own ochestra, lol. Thats awesome. It would not be for me, but they totally own. 17 going on 18 rugrats, its cool :cool:
 

MovingTarget

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This seems more a result of religious fanaticism. They state they will continue to have children as long as God wills, but it is THEIR actions that keep the mother in a state of near perpetual pregnancy. Barring any real kind of birth control, abstinence is 100% effective, as many evangelicals will say. They don't seem to be using that. Even the rythm method crowd have better results than these guys. I'm pretty religious myself so I can't knock them for their devotion, but even I think they take that whole "be fruitful and multiply" thing a little TOO literally. It boarders on a psychological condition here.

The mother has been quoted as saying that she isn't happy unless she has a newborn to take care of or is pregnant. Past a certain point, you can't actually raise your kids, you pawn them off on the eldest, who are often still children themselves. Even if you could financially support them all without any outside assistance whatsoever, I do not think that it is fair to the children emotionally and developmentally speaking. There simply isn't enough time in the day to really focus on that emotional bond. Heck, my own mother was 9/10 children, so I can see the results of the compromises that must inevitably be made when trying to bring up such a large family. I can't count all the cousins I have at this point...hehe..

Here's a real gem from the TWOP forums that really puts the whole "quiverful" brood into perspective:

When a quiver walks in
Looking real chaste
With that hoop skirt in ya face
You get sprung
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: MovingTarget
This seems more a result of religious fanaticism. They state they will continue to have children as long as God wills, but it is THEIR actions that keep the mother in a state of near perpetual pregnancy. Barring any real kind of birth control, abstinence is 100% effective, as many evangelicals will say. They don't seem to be using that. Even the rythm method crowd have better results than these guys. I'm pretty religious myself so I can't knock them for their devotion, but even I think they take that whole "be fruitful and multiply" thing a little TOO literally. It boarders on a psychological condition here.

The mother has been quoted as saying that she isn't happy unless she has a newborn to take care of or is pregnant. Past a certain point, you can't actually raise your kids, you pawn them off on the eldest, who are often still children themselves. Even if you could financially support them all without any outside assistance whatsoever, I do not think that it is fair to the children emotionally and developmentally speaking. There simply isn't enough time in the day to really focus on that emotional bond. Heck, my own mother was 9/10 children, so I can see the results of the compromises that must inevitably be made when trying to bring up such a large family. I can't count all the cousins I have at this point...hehe..

Here's a real gem from the TWOP forums that really puts the whole "quiverful" brood into perspective:

When a quiver walks in
Looking real chaste
With that hoop skirt in ya face
You get sprung
The bolded part makes it sound like pregnancy is almost a hobby for her.
I don't think humans were supposed to have litters of offspring.



 

SlickSnake

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: MovingTarget
This seems more a result of religious fanaticism. They state they will continue to have children as long as God wills, but it is THEIR actions that keep the mother in a state of near perpetual pregnancy. Barring any real kind of birth control, abstinence is 100% effective, as many evangelicals will say. They don't seem to be using that. Even the rythm method crowd have better results than these guys. I'm pretty religious myself so I can't knock them for their devotion, but even I think they take that whole "be fruitful and multiply" thing a little TOO literally. It boarders on a psychological condition here.

The mother has been quoted as saying that she isn't happy unless she has a newborn to take care of or is pregnant. Past a certain point, you can't actually raise your kids, you pawn them off on the eldest, who are often still children themselves. Even if you could financially support them all without any outside assistance whatsoever, I do not think that it is fair to the children emotionally and developmentally speaking. There simply isn't enough time in the day to really focus on that emotional bond. Heck, my own mother was 9/10 children, so I can see the results of the compromises that must inevitably be made when trying to bring up such a large family. I can't count all the cousins I have at this point...hehe..

Here's a real gem from the TWOP forums that really puts the whole "quiverful" brood into perspective:

When a quiver walks in
Looking real chaste
With that hoop skirt in ya face
You get sprung
The bolded part makes it sound like pregnancy is almost a hobby for her.
I don't think humans were supposed to have litters of offspring.

Modern medicine made this insane breeder possible. More than 50 years ago, she would have most likely died of complications or been rendered infertile before the 4th or 5th kid. Ain't modern medicine grand? This ain't no miracle here, folks. Mother nature would have most likely stopped this breeding in its tracks at least 15 kids ago. Thank her gynecologist for this false religious miracle.

He probably stopped being able to make kids the natural way 15 kids ago since the super slip and slide water tunnel opened up. He most likely has to use a turkey baster to get the job done now, while watching religious porn of naked milk maids squeezing cow udders on the farm to fill it up.