1. Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day!
2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
3. My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
4. That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
5. Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.
6. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.
7. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
8. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
9. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
10. Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.
3. My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
4. That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.
5. Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.
6. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.
7. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
8. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
9. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
10. Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
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