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The Do's and Dont's of Beer Consumption

minendo

minendo

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Do's
[*]Drink more.😛

Dont's
[*]Attempt to ride a boogie board down the stairs because it sounds like a good idea

Add to the list as you see fit.
 
Do: Throw in a pitcher of sangria all for yourself, with a hot Chinese girl that gets drunk after one glass to share some more with.

Don't: Try driving 2 hours after that. I was fine, but that's just cuz I'm an alky...plus my parents would've killed me had I not gone home then. You shouldn't tho. 🙂
 
And no, no pics. She's taken. <sigh> At least we're becoming better friends....and no, it'll never happen, because I know her b/f (future fiance, I'm sure) and respect/like him enough not to do anything remotely wrong with her.

doh. 🙂
 
Do: Offer people beer that don't drink, or have quit drinking, and watch them squirm.

Don't: Open a beer, set it down, forget where you put it and open another one. Fvcking Rookies!!!
 
Do: Break the seal before you rip your bladder

Don't: Sneak out when it's your turn to buy a round
EVER, EVER, E-V-E-R refuse a free beer (unless it's offered by a stranger)
 
Just remember kids:

Alcohol and stupid are a bad combination.

This reminder was brought to you by the Council for the CommonSense Consumption of Alcohol Foundation. 😉
 
All I can add is Cheers minendo! :beer:

<-- Drinking his last :beer: because he promised his parents he'd assist them w/ some basic "Bob Villa" stuff this Sunday 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Just remember kids:

Alcohol and stupid are a bad combination.

This reminder was brought to you by the Council for the CommonSense Consumption of Alcohol Foundation. 😉
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"Stupid" combined with anything is a bad combination
 
Do: Drink a bottle of vodka
Don't: Drink a bottle of vodka then Puke all over a girl's dorm room


edit: damn smiley face got in there somehow
edit2: bah! it's for beer.. oh wells :beer:
 
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
All I can add is Cheers minendo! :beer:

<-- Drinking his last :beer: because he promised his parents he'd assist them w/ some basic "Bob Villa" stuff this Sunday 🙁
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speaking of home improvements, I just spent the last 2 days putting up plywood on the garage walls and filling it up with insulation. Im still coughing up insulation balls because of the stupid crap we did while the insulation blower was blowing. Stupidest was the part where my dad looks DIRECTLY into the nozzle to see why the insulation is stuck and gets a faceful of air and insulaton material thrown in his face. Good thing we had masks and glasses on...

Good luck...hope you and your dad know what you're doing :beer:😀
 
Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Originally posted by: Zim Hosein
All I can add is Cheers minendo! :beer:

<-- Drinking his last :beer: because he promised his parents he'd assist them w/ some basic "Bob Villa" stuff this Sunday 🙁
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speaking of home improvements, I just spent the last 2 days putting up plywood on the garage walls and filling it up with insulation. Im still coughing up insulation balls because of the stupid crap we did while the insulation blower was blowing. Stupidest was the part where my dad looks DIRECTLY into the nozzle to see why the insulation is stuck and gets a faceful of air and insulaton material thrown in his face. Good thing we had masks and glasses on...

Good luck...hope you and your dad know what you're doing :beer:😀
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OUCH MaxDSP! luckily, it's just BS odds and ends in the APT that we live in 🙂
 
Don't substitute Patron Silver for beer to many times during a Power Hour.

Do belch as much as possible during a Power Hour.
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Do: Drink PBR
Don't: Drink PBR if you're not already drunk
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PBR is becoming a delicacy here in the Northwest. It is actually socially acceptable to drink PBR when you are not drunk, (although I usually start out with a local microbrew). Mmmmm, Mirror Pond Pale Ale, drooooollllll.

<--- Thinks PBR is better than Budweiser.
 
Do: Drink the entire beer while it's still cold..

Don't: Leave the last sip at the bottom of the beer because you're too damn disgusting for you to drink after yourself.

Do: Stay around at a party that tapped the keg right.

Don't: Stay around at a party with a warm flat keg.
 
Originally posted by: Occifer
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Do: Drink PBR
Don't: Drink PBR if you're not already drunk
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PBR is becoming a delicacy here in the Northwest. It is actually socially acceptable to drink PBR when you are not drunk, (although I usually start out with a local microbrew). Mmmmm, Mirror Pond Pale Ale, drooooollllll.

<--- Thinks PBR is better than Budweiser.
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ANY beer is better than Budweiser 🙂

<-- Loves PBR 😀
 
Originally posted by: MaxDSP

don't they do the latter in England or something? Damn weirdos
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different beers are best at different temperatures

usually the better ones are recommended at room or slightly above room temperature to bring out the taste
 
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