The Donkey in the Well

ZapZilla

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The Donkey in the Well

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the
farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did something amazing.

He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's nighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off.

The Moral:
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!

Shake it off and take a step up!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

O.K., that's enough of that BS ...

The donkey later came back, caught the farmer out in the field and kicked the @!%$ out of him. Then he went over to each of his neighbor's farms and kicked the @!%$ out of them too for helping.

The REAL Moral:

When you try to cover your ass, it'll always come back to get you.
 

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Originally posted by: ZapZilla
The Donkey in the Well

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They each grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the
farmer looked down the well, and was astonished at what he saw. As every shovel of dirt hit his back, the donkey did something amazing.

He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's nighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed, as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off.

The Moral:
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!

Shake it off and take a step up!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

O.K., that's enough of that BS ...

The donkey later came back, caught the farmer out in the field and kicked the @!%$ out of him. Then he went over to each of his neighbor's farms and kicked the @!%$ out of them too for helping.

The REAL Moral:

When you try to cover your ass, it'll always come back to get you.

always thought my ass was behind me..
rolleye.gif
 

cavemanmoron

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first time i heard this,i fell of my Dinosaur ;)

very neat story,
surprised it took this long for me to see it again, well over a year!

Sat, 8 Dec 2001 19:47:09 -0800 (PST)
From: "lee hat" <cavemanmoron@yahoo.com> To: "all "




One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer
tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal
was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it
just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all
his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed
a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.
Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down. A few
shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the
well and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel
of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something
amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As
the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the
animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,
everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the
edge of the well and trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of
dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake
it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a
stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not
stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up!

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

Someone sent this to me to think over so I am
forwarding it to you to do the same.