THE DOCTA IS IN! ANSWERS TO ALL YOUR PROBLEM SOLVED.

<< i bet the minute i leave neochat you and skace are all lovey dovey. >>



GRRRR, who told you?

 

[Thegonagle]

Thanks, Doctor Hzl

 

[eakers]

<< I?m 26. I want to ask a young lady out who is only 21. She's a senior at a local art college. Oh, I?m quite emotionally immature for my age, so I?m sure we?d get along just fine. I?m just wondering what you think about the numbers. So, as a younger lady yourself, what would you think about the age difference? What would your friends think? Am I thinking too much? >>


i think thats a reasonable age difference.



<< My question is.... When are you gonna come and see me? >>


whenever that xerox guy gets his hands off of you! i dont share well.




<< BTW, how's life at the Lizard? Glad the x-mas season is over? >>


omg, yes! the store is actually half tidy now, you should come in and visit sometime.
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Q]As pathetic as this sounds, I'm falling for this chick that I know online, sadfully, who lives in colorado, which is 320846197rt5qweeghj6978 away from me. Her older sister is a cam whore, and she's probably had her share of weirdo's iming and emailing her. We email each other and im each other pretty frequently, but lately she hasn't been doin that. What should I do about everything? [/i] >>


i dont know. its tough having a crush on someone online cuz, well htey live far away and you dont really know them in person. id say maybe move on and date girls around you but i cant help the way you feel.

 

[busmaster11]

<< I'm in love with a goat. What should I do? >>



Actually I have that problem too. My girlfriend is a sheep according to the Chinese Zodiac.

 

[bootymac]

Is it ok to date girls older than you?

 

[Pepsei]

<< I?m 26. I want to ask a young lady out who is only 21. She's a senior at a local art college. Oh, I?m quite emotionally immature for my age, so I?m sure we?d get along just fine. I?m just wondering what you think about the numbers. So, as a younger lady yourself, what would you think about the age difference? What would your friends think? Am I thinking too much? >>



ah, young is good... that combo is awsome...

local art college? hmmmm are you rich? it's much more fun if one of you have the cash to burn... live while you can....

meet me next week at heavenly , tahoe......

 

[TuffGirl]

<< i mean, i bet the minute i leave neochat you and skace are all lovey dovey. >>


BWAHAHAHAA!!!

*falling over her chair laughing*

 

[eakers]

<<

<< i bet the minute i leave neochat you and skace are all lovey dovey. >>



GRRRR, who told you? >>


hmph. skace did! he feels so guilty for it.

im sorry baby take me back, i didnt mean those horrible things, i can learn to share.

*dr. kat. <-- !

 

[eakers]

<< Is it ok to date girls older than you? >>


how much older?

like sugar mama old?

*kat. <-- needs more info.

 

[Optimus]

<< you should come in and visit sometime. >>


You know, Elita and I keep saying we should, but we worry you'd find it kinda wierd. Although being the married couple with kids, etc we are about as safe as people get!

Last week we went to that Baby store, the Sony Store, and the Pet Store. Baby Store for Elita, Sony Store for me, Pet Store for our daughter ("Puppy Store!").

So seriously - should we stop by the Lizard some time?

 

[hzl eyed grl]

<< Thanks, Doctor Hzl >>


Anytime.

eakers - Hmmmm How 'bout we meet in secret? That is....if he lets me out of this pit! Heehee

 

[eakers]

<<

<< you should come in and visit sometime. >>


You know, Elita and I keep saying we should, but we worry you'd find it kinda wierd. Although being the married couple with kids, etc we are about as safe as people get!

Last week we went to that Baby store, the Sony Store, and the Pet Store. Baby Store for Elita, Sony Store for me, Pet Store for our daughter ("Puppy Store!").

So seriously - should we stop by the Lizard some time? >>


YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE LOONY LIZARD AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE? YOU HAVE NOT LIVED.

im coming over for dinner sometime soon.

*kat. <--

 

[Adul]

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<< I haven't had sex in 3 months. I have a variety pack of different condoms from all over the globe that I got on the hot deals forums. Here is my picture Pic. I want an Asian girl. Help me now. >>


the only person i pimp is adul. i cant help you there.


<< I find this funny can you help me? >>


no help for you biotch til i get my money!

*dr. kat. <-- pimpin adul bigtime. >>


what money? >>


DONT MAKE ME BRING THE TROUT OUT.

*dr. kat. <-- about to slap adul around. >>




Me likes!

 

[PsychoAndy]

You like that kinda thing don'cha adul?

 

[Pepsei]

<< alright docta kat, i got a problem. As pathetic as this sounds, I'm falling for this chick that I know online, sadfully, who lives in colorado, which is 320846197rt5qweeghj6978 away from me. Her older sister is a cam whore, and she's probably had her share of weirdo's iming and emailing her. We email each other and im each other pretty frequently, but lately she hasn't been doin that. What should I do about everything? >>



dude what happen to laura?

ditch the online chick... isn't there something wrong if they have to get online to meet people?
meeting people online should be a bonus, not a reason to get on line.

 

<< im sorry baby take me back, i didnt mean those horrible things, i can learn to share. >>


I knew they taught that in Canada.

 

[StormRider]

I have fish breath sometimes. I'm afraid of getting into a relationship because I'm worried that the girl will think I have cheated on her. What should I do?

 

[eakers]

<<

<< im sorry baby take me back, i didnt mean those horrible things, i can learn to share. >>


I knew they taught that in Canada.

>>


we can only get back together on one condition: you let me play with your records.

*dr. kat. <-- wanna be dj kat teehee

 

[eakers]

<< I have fish breath sometimes. I'm afraid of getting into a relationship because I'm worried that the girl will think I have cheated on her. What should I do? >>


get some gum.

*kat. <-- captain obvious.

 

[Pr0Hawk]

How much is an Eakers shirt and where can I buy one.

 

[thereds]

I never knew a long dong was a bad thing.

 

[eakers]

<< How much is an Eakers shirt and where can I buy one. >>


i dotn think they exist.

*kat. <-- =)

 

You can play with my records alll you like.

 

[Pr0Hawk]

<<

<< How much is an Eakers shirt and where can I buy one. >>


i dotn think they exist.

*kat. <-- =) >>



Oh I wanted to look cool by wearing an eakers shirt...oh well

 

[Pepsei]

<< I have fish breath sometimes. I'm afraid of getting into a relationship because I'm worried that the girl will think I have cheated on her. What should I do? >>



stop eating BBQ Pork w/ Broken Rice at Little Saigon, use peanut sauce instead of fish sauce for your rice paper rolls....

also, take up smoking, cigar masked over fish breath anyday.

i'm not a medical doctor.. just a psychology doctor...