THE DOCTA IS IN! ANSWERS TO ALL YOUR PROBLEM SOLVED.

[eakers]

its been awhile, im sure you all have more pressing problems that need to be solved.

*dr. kat. <-- sexier than the playboy advisor...

 

[pulse8]

I'm in love with a goat. What should I do?

 

[Random Variable]

There has been like a zillion threads about you in the past couple weeks.

 

[OutHouse]

i have a uncontrollable disire to lick myself like my dog. Can you help me?

 

[eakers]

<< I'm in love with a goat. What should I do? >>


forget about him/her, i dont support inter=species relationships.



<< There has been like a zillion threads about you in the past couple weeks. >>


the question would be?

*dr. kat. <--

 

[troglodytis]

i asked jesus, but that thread disappeared, so here goes....





dr. kat,

how could the forgien press association pass up memento for best film, director, actor, and supporting actor? i know it's a little late to get it nominated for the golden globes now, but could you at least spite the people on the nominations commitee?

your pal,
t

 

[eakers]

<< i have a uncontrollable disire to lick myself like my dog. Can you help me? >>


i cant, but im sure a good psychiatrist or some yoga classes could.

*dr. kat. <-- in.

 

[Elledan]

<< I'm in love with a goat. What should I do? >>

ROFLMAO!!

That one really cracked me up!

 

[ravanux]

<< << There has been like a zillion threads about you in the past couple weeks. >>


the question would be? >>



How do you do it?

 

[Random Variable]

<< the question would be? >>


I don't have a question for you. You're not my physician.

 

[eakers]

<< i asked jesus, but that thread disappeared, so here goes....





dr. kat,Who could the forgien press association pass up memento for best film, director, actor, and supporting actor? i know it's a little late to get it nominated for the golden globes now, but could you at least spite the people on the nominations commitee?

your pal,
t >>


the same way they could passed up requiem for a dream, run lola run and dancer in the dark.

im not a god. i cant do any spite-ingness.

*dr. kat. <--

 

[Adul]

<< I'm in love with a goat. What should I do? >>



I find this funny can you help me?


also i have this rash from one time in ....

 

[DarkLight]

I haven't had sex in 3 months. I have a variety pack of different condoms from all over the globe that I got on the hot deals forums. Here is my picture Pic. I want an Asian girl. Help me now.

 

[kami]

<< I haven't had sex in 3 months. I have a variety pack of different condoms from all over the globe that I got on the hot deals forums. Here is my picture Pic. I want an Asian girl. Help me now. >>


i can give my own advice here...
#1 put on some damned clothes
#2 smile

 

[eakers]

<< I haven't had sex in 3 months. I have a variety pack of different condoms from all over the globe that I got on the hot deals forums. Here is my picture Pic. I want an Asian girl. Help me now. >>


the only person i pimp is adul. i cant help you there.


<< I find this funny can you help me? >>


no help for you biotch til i get my money!

*dr. kat. <-- pimpin adul bigtime.

 

[Random Variable]

Ooh! Ooh! I do have a question!

Why are you so full of yourself?

 

Why do I keep getting hairs stuck between my teeth when I'm done down there.

 

[TuffGirl]

Should I go out with thisguy who is a 23yo virgin?? We like each other and get along great otherwise. What should I do?

 

[pulse8]

How come whenever I see a post by Vespasian I think it says lesbian?

 

[Pepsei]

i'm applying for a new job.. the pay scale is $25.00 - $40.00 per hour (west coast usually uses hourly rate as a standard).
they are flying me to lake tahoe next friday for an interview.... how much should i ask for?

 

[timelapse]

I'm in love with the doctor!!!

what should I do?

 

[Random Variable]

<< How come whenever I see a post by Vespasian I think it says lesbian? >>


Because maybe I'm a male lesbian.

 

[eakers]

<< Ooh! Ooh! I do have a question!

Why are you so full of yourself? >>


im not. because i make jokes about being hot doesnt mean i think im all that. i dont understand why people come into my threads and pm me just to make me feel bad.



<< Why do I keep getting hairs stuck between my teeth when I'm done down there. >>


geezus! so i forgot to shave that one time! let it go would you?



<< Should I go out with thisguy who is a 23yo virgin?? We like each other and get along great otherwise. What should I do? >>


why not? someone has to show him the ropes then you can train him.
oh and get your ass in neochat sometime soon woman!

*dr. kat. <-- in.

 

[bootymac]

My donkey ate my baby! WHAT SHOULD I DO!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[iamwiz82]

<< there's this pretty girl I wanna have sex with, and it turns out she's not a prostitute. What do I do? >>



offer her more money. Everyone can be bought