THE DOCTA IS IN! ANSWERS TO ALL YOUR PROBLEM SOLVED.

eakers

Lifer
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its been awhile, im sure you all have more pressing problems that need to be solved.

*dr. kat. <-- sexier than the playboy advisor...
 

OutHouse

Lifer
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i have a uncontrollable disire to lick myself like my dog. Can you help me?
 

eakers

Lifer
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<< I'm in love with a goat. What should I do? >>


forget about him/her, i dont support inter=species relationships.



<< There has been like a zillion threads about you in the past couple weeks. >>


the question would be?

*dr. kat. <-- :)
 

troglodytis

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Nov 29, 2000
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i asked jesus, but that thread disappeared, so here goes....





dr. kat,

how could the forgien press association pass up memento for best film, director, actor, and supporting actor? i know it's a little late to get it nominated for the golden globes now, but could you at least spite the people on the nominations commitee?

your pal,
t
 

eakers

Lifer
Aug 14, 2000
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<< i have a uncontrollable disire to lick myself like my dog. Can you help me? >>


i cant, but im sure a good psychiatrist or some yoga classes could.

*dr. kat. <-- in.
 

Elledan

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<< I'm in love with a goat. What should I do? >>

ROFLMAO!!

That one really cracked me up!
 

ravanux

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<< << There has been like a zillion threads about you in the past couple weeks. >>


the question would be?
>>



How do you do it?
 

eakers

Lifer
Aug 14, 2000
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<< i asked jesus, but that thread disappeared, so here goes....





dr. kat,Who could the forgien press association pass up memento for best film, director, actor, and supporting actor? i know it's a little late to get it nominated for the golden globes now, but could you at least spite the people on the nominations commitee?

your pal,
t
>>


the same way they could passed up requiem for a dream, run lola run and dancer in the dark.

im not a god. i cant do any spite-ingness.

*dr. kat. <-- :p
 

Adul

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danny.tangtam.com


<< I'm in love with a goat. What should I do? >>



I find this funny can you help me?


also i have this rash from one time in ....
 

DarkLight

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I haven't had sex in 3 months. I have a variety pack of different condoms from all over the globe that I got on the hot deals forums. Here is my picture Pic. I want an Asian girl. Help me now.
 

kami

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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<< I haven't had sex in 3 months. I have a variety pack of different condoms from all over the globe that I got on the hot deals forums. Here is my picture Pic. I want an Asian girl. Help me now. >>


i can give my own advice here...
#1 put on some damned clothes
#2 smile
 

eakers

Lifer
Aug 14, 2000
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<< I haven't had sex in 3 months. I have a variety pack of different condoms from all over the globe that I got on the hot deals forums. Here is my picture Pic. I want an Asian girl. Help me now. >>


the only person i pimp is adul. i cant help you there.


<< I find this funny can you help me? >>


no help for you biotch til i get my money!

*dr. kat. <-- pimpin adul bigtime.
 

Why do I keep getting hairs stuck between my teeth when I'm done down there.
 

TuffGirl

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Should I go out with thisguy who is a 23yo virgin?? We like each other and get along great otherwise. What should I do?
 

Pepsei

Lifer
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i'm applying for a new job.. the pay scale is $25.00 - $40.00 per hour (west coast usually uses hourly rate as a standard).
they are flying me to lake tahoe next friday for an interview.... how much should i ask for?

 
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<< How come whenever I see a post by Vespasian I think it says lesbian? >>


Because maybe I'm a male lesbian. :confused::confused:
 

eakers

Lifer
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<< Ooh! Ooh! I do have a question!

Why are you so full of yourself? :D
>>


im not. because i make jokes about being hot doesnt mean i think im all that. i dont understand why people come into my threads and pm me just to make me feel bad.



<< Why do I keep getting hairs stuck between my teeth when I'm done down there. >>


geezus! so i forgot to shave that one time! let it go would you?



<< Should I go out with thisguy who is a 23yo virgin?? We like each other and get along great otherwise. What should I do? >>


why not? someone has to show him the ropes then you can train him.
oh and get your ass in neochat sometime soon woman!

*dr. kat. <-- in.
 

iamwiz82

Lifer
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<< there's this pretty girl I wanna have sex with, and it turns out she's not a prostitute. What do I do? >>



offer her more money. Everyone can be bought :)