The Devil's greatest trick

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Satan's greatest trick:

Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyways? God? Is that it...God? Well I tell ya, let me give you a liitle inside information about God. God like to watch... He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man... INSTINCTS!! He give you this incredible gift and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic, GAGREEL! He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. LOOK, but don't touch... TOUCH, but don't taste... TASTE, don't swallow. HAHA! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing??? He's laughing his sick FCKING ASS OFF! HE'S A TIGHT ASS, HE'S A SADIST!!! HE'S AN ABSENTEE LANDLORD! WORSHIP THAT? ... NEVER. Better to reign in hell than serve in Heaven? Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections. I'm a fan of man. I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.

that top my list of best movie.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: ThePresence
Satan's greatest trick:

Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyways? God? Is that it...God? Well I tell ya, let me give you a liitle inside information about God. God like to watch... He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man... INSTINCTS!! He give you this incredible gift and then what does he do, I swear for his own amusement, his own private, cosmic, GAGREEL! He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. LOOK, but don't touch... TOUCH, but don't taste... TASTE, don't swallow. HAHA! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, what is he doing??? He's laughing his sick FCKING ASS OFF! HE'S A TIGHT ASS, HE'S A SADIST!!! HE'S AN ABSANTEE LANDLORD! WORSHIP THAT... NEVER. Beeter to reign in hell than serve in Heaven? Why not? I'm here on the ground with my nose in it since the whole thing began. I've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. I cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because I never rejected him, in spite of all his imperfections. I'm a fan of man. I'm a humanist. Maybe the last humanist.

I actually liked that movie. Al Pacino is THE MAN

yeah devil's advocate is good!

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Tinkerhell

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Don't flame me, but I once heard that:

Satan's greatest trick is getting people to believe in other things and religions and not accepting the real truth, Jesus Christ is our savior and the Son of God.

If there is a God, then EVERYONE is the children of God, not just one man.

Well technically jesus isn't a man. and he wasn't created by god, he was always there. So i dont know if son is the best word for it. but thats the christian's story and they're stickin to it

 

[Tinkerhell]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: dquan97
The devil's goal is to get our focus away from walking with God by introducing cults, greed, etc.

Maybe Christinanity is just a really big and successful cult.

Exactly

 

[Tinkerhell]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: Tinkerhell

Originally posted by: J0hnny
Don't flame me, but I once heard that:

Satan's greatest trick is getting people to believe in other things and religions and not accepting the real truth, Jesus Christ is our savior and the Son of God.

If there is a God, then EVERYONE is the children of God, not just one man.

Well technically jesus isn't a man. and he wasn't created by god, he was always there. So i dont know if son is the best word for it. but thats the christian's story and they're stickin to it

He was a man, plain and simply. Stories were written to make him more than a man. And to this day, the stories still have people going.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: yukichigai

Originally posted by: styrafoam
Hello? You started the thread about dietys doing magic shows. BTW i heard that the devil's greatst trick was a 900° to backside crooks down a double set kinked handrail.

Eh, I heard he has a mean Darkslide.

Yeah, that man's straight ill. Ain't nothin you can throw down he can't top.

J0hnny - please feel free to kill y0urself to get cl0ser to G0d.

- M4H

 

[imported_KirbsAw]

Originally posted by: Tinkerhell

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: dquan97
The devil's goal is to get our focus away from walking with God by introducing cults, greed, etc.

Maybe Christinanity is just a really big and successful cult.

Exactly

Speaking of cults, would anyone like to join mine? There are free drinks and an occasional potluck. The only catch is that you have to worship me.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: KirbsAw

Originally posted by: Tinkerhell

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: dquan97
The devil's goal is to get our focus away from walking with God by introducing cults, greed, etc.

Maybe Christinanity is just a really big and successful cult.

Exactly

Speaking of cults, would anyone like to join mine? There are free drinks and an occasional potluck. The only catch is that you have to worship me.

ALRIGHT SIGN ME UP. Wait, these drinks wouldn't happened to be laced w/ anthrax would they.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: KirbsAw

Originally posted by: Tinkerhell

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: dquan97
The devil's goal is to get our focus away from walking with God by introducing cults, greed, etc.

Maybe Christinanity is just a really big and successful cult.

Exactly

Speaking of cults, would anyone like to join mine? There are free drinks and an occasional potluck. The only catch is that you have to worship me.

ALRIGHT SIGN ME UP. Wait, these drinks wouldn't happened to be laced w/ anthrax would they.

prolly laced with date rape drug

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: KirbsAw

Originally posted by: Tinkerhell

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: dquan97
The devil's goal is to get our focus away from walking with God by introducing cults, greed, etc.

Maybe Christinanity is just a really big and successful cult.

Exactly

Speaking of cults, would anyone like to join mine? There are free drinks and an occasional potluck. The only catch is that you have to worship me.

How much does it cost? Are there hot chicks? Pics? Do we have to drink KoolAid? Do we get to hang out and bother people at airports?

 

[imported_KirbsAw]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: KirbsAw

Originally posted by: Tinkerhell

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: dquan97
The devil's goal is to get our focus away from walking with God by introducing cults, greed, etc.

Maybe Christinanity is just a really big and successful cult.

Exactly

Speaking of cults, would anyone like to join mine? There are free drinks and an occasional potluck. The only catch is that you have to worship me.

ALRIGHT SIGN ME UP. Wait, these drinks wouldn't happened to be laced w/ anthrax would they.

Only if you question me

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: KirbsAw

Originally posted by: Tinkerhell

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: dquan97
The devil's goal is to get our focus away from walking with God by introducing cults, greed, etc.

Maybe Christinanity is just a really big and successful cult.

Exactly

Speaking of cults, would anyone like to join mine? There are free drinks and an occasional potluck. The only catch is that you have to worship me.

ALRIGHT SIGN ME UP. Wait, these drinks wouldn't happened to be laced w/ anthrax would they.

prolly laced with date rape drug

i can live with that

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
i can live with that

:shocked:

 

[DWW]

Heh I'm agnostic but coincidentally I had a similar dream the other night. Actually I'd call it a nightmare. It was the worst I've had yet.

Basically satan came in the form of ultra conservative preachers who told me I hadn't repented for the evil I've done and I was suppose to go with them. In the dream the preachers were very tall and lanky, like 7-8 feet tall. Dressed in all black and they moved mechanically (like that girl in The Ring). One of them had a face reminiscent of that old guy ("LET ME IN") from Poltergeist II. The other looked like John Shooter from the Secret Window. They were speaking to me across boundaries and telling me to cross (once was them outside a window, the other was across water trying to convince me to come and repent). Anyhow that scared the crap out of me

 

[jjones]

Originally posted by: styrafoam
One time I heard that Jesus's greatest trick was to make a quarter vanish from his palm and then pull it from behind your ear.

Yes, and Mary Magdelene's greatest trick was Jesus.

 

[imported_KirbsAw]

Originally posted by: jjones

Originally posted by: styrafoam
One time I heard that Jesus's greatest trick was to make a quarter vanish from his palm and then pull it from behind your ear.

Yes, and Mary Magdelene's greatest trick was Jesus.

hahahahaha :thumbsup:

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: jjones

Originally posted by: styrafoam
One time I heard that Jesus's greatest trick was to make a quarter vanish from his palm and then pull it from behind your ear.

Yes, and Mary Magdelene's greatest trick was Jesus.

BAHAHAHA! That's just disrespectful.

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: DWW
Heh I'm agnostic but coincidentally I had a similar dream the other night. Actually I'd call it a nightmare. It was the worst I've had yet.

Basically satan came in the form of ultra conservative preachers who told me I hadn't repented for the evil I've done and I was suppose to go with them. In the dream the preachers were very tall and lanky, like 7-8 feet tall. Dressed in all black and they moved mechanically (like that girl in The Ring). One of them had a face reminiscent of that old guy ("LET ME IN") from Poltergeist II. The other looked like John Shooter from the Secret Window. They were speaking to me across boundaries and telling me to cross (once was them outside a window, the other was across water trying to convince me to come and repent). Anyhow that scared the crap out of me

I got a chill when you said that, lol. I saw that movie when I was still mimicking the quadrapedalism of our antecedents, but it haunts me.

 

[DWW]

Originally posted by: Descartes

Originally posted by: DWW
Heh I'm agnostic but coincidentally I had a similar dream the other night. Actually I'd call it a nightmare. It was the worst I've had yet.

Basically satan came in the form of ultra conservative preachers who told me I hadn't repented for the evil I've done and I was suppose to go with them. In the dream the preachers were very tall and lanky, like 7-8 feet tall. Dressed in all black and they moved mechanically (like that girl in The Ring). One of them had a face reminiscent of that old guy ("LET ME IN") from Poltergeist II. The other looked like John Shooter from the Secret Window. They were speaking to me across boundaries and telling me to cross (once was them outside a window, the other was across water trying to convince me to come and repent). Anyhow that scared the crap out of me

I got a chill when you said that, lol. I saw that movie when I was still mimicking the quadrapedalism of our antecedents, but it haunts me.

Of all the horror movies I've seen that guy creeps me out. It doesn't matter if I watch it at night or day. If I watch it during the summer afternoon its just as creepy

 

[element]

Originally posted by: edro13
Humanitys greatest trick is getting people to go to church their whole lives, give to the church their whole lives, pray to a false God their whole lives, only to die and rot in the ground like very other living thing.

fixed

 

[DWW]

http://www.members.tripod.com/edenlynn/rainkane32.jpg (drag this to your address bar)

"LET ME INNNNN"

 

[Descartes]

Originally posted by: DWW
http://www.members.tripod.com/edenlynn/rainkane32.jpg (drag this to your address bar)

"LET ME INNNNN"

*shudder*

:thumbsdown:

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: element

Originally posted by: edro13
Humanitys greatest trick is getting people to go to church their whole lives, give to the church their whole lives, pray to a false God their whole lives, only to die and rot in the ground like very other living thing.

fixed

What the hell was I thinking... I meant to put Man's greatest trick... that just sounds stupid. Thanks for fixing it!

 

[element]

Originally posted by: edro13

Originally posted by: element

Originally posted by: edro13
Humanitys greatest trick is getting people to go to church their whole lives, give to the church their whole lives, pray to a false God their whole lives, only to die and rot in the ground like very other living thing.

fixed

What the hell was I thinking... I meant to put Man's greatest trick... that just sounds stupid. Thanks for fixing it!

You're welcome. I thought that's what you were trying to say.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: edro13
Man's greatest trick is getting people to go to church their whole lives, give to the church their whole lives, pray to a false God their whole lives, only to die and rot in the ground like very other living thing.

And yet they're happy, while you're miserable. Who loses?